The Crusade against elves, Mages and Heretics by milkman

[MisterBlitzkrieg 1357]

Father sev Arsen read the call for a crusade against the knife ears, liking the idea of spreading the faith to the other races although... "Nah nah fam. Dah mandem of horen bettah be united undah dah BIG MAN first for real!" he commented "Mans must set dah mandems crib in PEAK fresh ordah before pullin up to dah sharp eared muppets on BIG MAN!" - "Dah pagans in Norland endz needs to hear dah spit of dah BIG MAN no cap n' turn into proppah G's ye ye."