RedResult 224 Share Posted November 5, 2023 =========================================== The Maor’s Missive (The Sandwich Incident) ============================================= Dear Caelians, I found myself in shock as I continued to read down the pages of your missive you have so thoughtlessly written. So I shall do you the service of writing my response in the common tongue. There are many lies with what you have decided to spread about the good Maor name. While yes I was on a public road outside your fortifications I do not believe that the consumption of a sandwich requires there to be spears and weapons pointed at a man, let alone one enjoying their afternoon snack. Furthermore, I believe that you carry malice towards both me and my family. I can say with certainty that I will not yield nor will I back down from threats taken upon my family's life. To state that personally, my life is not worth living nor should I be deserving of life is something that I do not take lightly. While I am sorry that the sandwich in which I created was not to your liking. I trust that the next sandwich that I will choose to bring and enjoy out on the public roads to Balian will be much more adequate and to your liking. Signed, HIS EXCELLENCY, Erland Maor, Baron of Montenno 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey 1446 Share Posted November 5, 2023 The Viceroy of Hyspia sheds a tear for his companion's struggles. "Never forget the great sandwich incident..." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3506 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Mariposa Aganza looks to her hearty lunch she'd prepared for later today, sitting innocently upon the counter and wonders in horror if someone will point weapons at her for eating it.. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemomancy 2851 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Cresence wonder what the f*ck her friend has been doing in his spare time. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_llamo... 495 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Gregorius Roa wondered if something alike would happen if he ate pasta in such roads… sending a letter to Erland to prove his theory right or wrong 'Would the elves be bothered by pasta, or just by sandwiches?' and 'Is pasta superior than a sandwich?' 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damnit_Delmar 1087 Share Posted November 5, 2023 "Why this is troubling indeed, perhaps its time I give this Maor a warm welcome" The current Ithil pondered such, the man making sure to finish putting on the last of those silvered rings, as he began to prepare for the potential meeting. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeSmoothie 4899 Share Posted November 5, 2023 A towering Primate -- Huo Wukong -- stalks past the new Caelian city, loudly munching on a sub. "Mmm ... Kěkou! Kěkou!" it hummed, before continuing on its way to Balian. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyzeroyal 128 Share Posted November 5, 2023 *Eir reads over the missive and rolls their eyes* good God .. over a sandwich? These people are ridiculous 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymstra 251 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Demitrey Denodado read over Erland's horrific recount of the sandwich incident "Is snacking nie longer safe? Maria! put away the sandwiches! Caelian's will come and get you for eating in public!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrthe 155 Share Posted November 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Nymstra said: Demitrey Denodado read over Erland's horrific recount of the sandwich incident "Is snacking nie longer safe? Maria! put away the sandwiches! Caelian's will come and get you for eating in public!" Maria looked up form her book with her sandwich about to take a bite " What!? Sience when?!" the young teen asked her father confused. hurrying to do as he said puting all the sandwiches away. Needly wraped in cloth. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33497 2793 Share Posted November 5, 2023 "Give a man a sandwich, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to sandwich, you. . ." Lanre Cerusil frowned. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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