A Letter To The Elves

[_pok_ 1768]

The fake rebellion had been a success. In only a matter of a few days, the Orcs had been able to deceive the High Princess. Pok's plan had gone off like a charm and now he held Titania in his grasp. Not only that, but he was treated with a pleasant surprise with the capture of Prince Ebs as well. With that, he sent out a letter to the enemies of the Orcish Dominion as a sign of triumph and victory. 

 

"We have the High Princess of the Elves in our grasp. She is unobtainable to any enemy force, you may attempt to retrieve her but you will fail. We have a long list of demands to ensure her safe return.

 

- 25,000 Minas are to be paid to the Orcish Dominion

- 10 Blocks of Iron are to be paid to the Orcish Dominion

- 5 Blocks of Diamond are to be paid to the Orcish Dominion

- The Princedom of Malinor will surrender to the Orcish Dominion and Holy Kingdom of Ruska

- The city of Luminaire will be under occupation by allied forces of the Orcish-Human Alliance

- The Princedom of Malinor will dismantle its currently standing military.

 

Your friends,

*the faces of Pok'Ugluk, Buubztik'lur, Gronkk'lur, and Grool'Gorkil are imprinted on the letter*

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk finishes his hourly beating of Titania and giggles.

[bungo 3965]

Bogdanistan imprints his face on the paper as it flies through the skies atop a pigeon so high in the sky.

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek doesn't imprint his face on anything

[3andD 1722]

Who-Bah-Stank

[Baconthief 682]

Khel chuckles out loud, he gets to become the high-prince in her absence.

 

Khel goes to imprint his face on the bark of a tree, claiming it his

[TwilightWolf 901]

After quite the fail of a rescue mission, the High Princess is escorted from the Cloud Temple and back to Malinor. She is swiftly handed this letter, blinking in confusion. "...So... The answer's no, right?"

[Pinsir99 526]

Vierna rolls her eyes "No one is worth that much.." She mumbles, going back to being a depressive war-hero.

[dude 230]

Karpus is in amazement as Bogdanistan imprints his face. He attempts to do the same thing, but cannot jump.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"Yeah no." Said Ciaran bluntly.

"Yeah no." Said Art bluntly.

[bungo 3965]

After quite the fail of a rescue mission, the High Princess is escorted from the Cloud Temple and back to Malinor. She is swiftly handed this letter, blinking in confusion. "...So... The answer's no, right?"

Bogdanistan heard she jumped off a cliff and permakilled.

[Jistuma 1996]

((You guys should learn from this and not exagerate demands... Seriously... don't ask for the whole nation to surrender on a game where death doesn't matter much... Ask for 4000 minas, and a some iron, not the complete surrender of a nation...))

 

*Rosso continues without knowing anything because no one tells him anything. Then he feels the urge to imprint his face to something, but doesn't.*

[bungo 3965]

((You guys should learn from this and not exagerate demands... Seriously... don't ask for the whole nation to surrender on a game where death doesn't matter much... Ask for 4000 minas, and a some iron, not the complete surrender of a nation...))

 

*Rosso continues without knowing anything because no one tells him anything. Then he feels the urge to imprint his face to something, but doesn't.*

((b-b-b-but in crusader kings 2 when u capture a nation leader u win the war !!!!!!))

[Aelu / Rel (Combustionary) 1540]

Aelu looks at Titania.

 

"Are you the real Titania? Or are you an imposter. Or do they have the imposter?"

[Baconthief 682]

((You guys should learn from this and not exagerate demands... Seriously... don't ask for the whole nation to surrender on a game where death doesn't matter much... Ask for 4000 minas, and a some iron, not the complete surrender of a nation...))

 

*Rosso continues without knowing anything because no one tells him anything. Then he feels the urge to imprint his face to something, but doesn't.*

 

It was a joke I believe, satire