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  1. Akeron

    Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only; Admission is free, so pay at the door, Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.

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    2. 0000

      0000

      One fine day in the middle of the night,

      Two dead boys got up to fight;

      Back to back they faced each other,

      Drew their swords and shot each other.

      A blind man came to watch fair play,

      A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

      A deaf policeman heard the noise and

      Came to stop those two dead boys.

    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      Clever, Alkenaar.

    4. 0000

      0000

      Didn't come up with it.

  2. Akeron

    Just walked into a sex roleplay scene...

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    2. Queen of Aegis

      Queen of Aegis

      ^ burn the heretics!

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      I implore you to take screenshots an dfile a ban report.

    4. Akeron

      Akeron

      Gave all the evidence I can to Freya.

  3. Akeron

    I went to the mall today and went to the foodcourt first. I asked the guy for a mountain dew, and he filled the entire thing with ice. I went to the back of the court and removed all the ice and asked for a refill, only with no ice. He told me he couldn't do that, and I threatened to ask a manager. Upon seeing a manager walk from the room behind him, the manager explains "We can't give you the actual 44oz drink, we have to add ice as an addition that is required."

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      Good thing in england, they trust us with the refill machines >:D

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Fast food palces have open Foutians here, but not the malls >,>

    4. ShadowNinji

      ShadowNinji

      I would never order from there again. In

      fact you should stand in front of it with a sigh.

  4. Akeron

    I wore my old undead minion robe for the entire day yesterday and there was physically no response.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      I gave a response ^.^

    3. yekim8

      yekim8

      I'd have high fived you

    4. Silevon

      Silevon

      are you royced

  5. Akeron

    Not for the faint of heart. http://i.imgur.com/9zNg9dK.jpg

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    2. Ever

      Ever

      lol

    3. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      I sense the gentle hand of reddit in this.

    4. Space

      Space

      Reddit is literally one of the most tame places on the internet Sam. LITERALLYL

  6. Akeron

    Mixed feelings about TES:O. I can handle the bug's, there's good and bad in the gameplay.

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    2. Akeron

      Akeron

      Ha. It only goes on for this weekend, so you've got till sunday to play it. Cyrodil isn't working right now, so I'm just going to relax with some SS13.

    3. Yoff

      Yoff

      Same here Deckolo. Just gave away my code.

    4. hjgklmn0ajuvxc

      hjgklmn0ajuvxc

      deckolo gimme yo beta crap

  7. Akeron

    I thought coming back for a few days would be fun. I was wrong.

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    2. Brevias

      Brevias

      Don't blame you all that much.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      *sighs sadly* That's too bad for you :/ You must be finding the wrong people to RP with

    4. Samson (Derick)

      Samson (Derick)

      I'll RP with you =D

  8. Akeron

    I just found out why 42 is such a significant numer, galaxy hitchhikers.

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    2. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      Did you know, Math is the meaning of the universe? Let's break it down, shall we?

      Letter# in alphabet:

      M. A. T. H.

      13 1 20 8

      That equals a grand total of...

      42.

    3. Lago

      Lago

      You forget -ematics, or if you chose to abbreviate, -s.

    4. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      It is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything,

  9. Akeron

    Yo guy, you still got that Aegis download?

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    2. Akeron

      Akeron

      holy god who

    3. Ever

      Ever

      I couldn't even begin to tell you who, sorry. It was probably two~ two and a half years back, but the map was 100% intact as we left it (about a month before the map switch, maybe 2)

    4. Akeron

      Akeron

       

  10. Akeron

    I just realized what an impact I made on LotC just a few moments ago.

    1. Danny

      Danny

      Whut happened?

    2. Wolf Druid Ouity

      Wolf Druid Ouity

      Never heard of you.

      XD

    3. Yamnothere

      Yamnothere

      He just added a new race

  11. Akeron

    I MADE LEMONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    1. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      Combustible Lemons!? :D

    2. Crow (Denivire)

      Crow (Denivire)

      Mhm. Lemonades.

    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1058156-11-lemon/
  12. Akeron

    Happy birthday LOTC!

    1. Guest

      Guest

      Isn't it May 30th?

    2. Goliath

      Goliath

      It's not LoTCs birthday... it's mine ;)

    3. Falks

      Falks

      Happy birthday Lat'z

  13. Akeron

    Quickly approaching 365 days within Lord of the Craft. :*)

    1. nickdabeast135

      nickdabeast135

      congrats :)

    2. Ancora (pandalex12)

      Ancora (pandalex12)

      Same here...9 days to go

    3. Hiebe

      Hiebe

      been there ;P

  14. Akeron

    If anyone of you can remember what I mean by this, but damn, I don't have enough seeds to make this cobblestone really mossy :(

    1. Religious_Pie

      Religious_Pie

      Very old Ideas and Lore suggestion ain't it?

    2. Coconuta

      Coconuta

      MCmmo <3

    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      Rio got it :(

  15. Akeron

    It's funny reading fellow ban appeals when people are accused of 'pugsying'. Kudos to you if you know where it really started.

    1. argonian

      argonian

      Yup. I knew pugsy, never liked him much though so I was happy to see him leave. He used to hang around with susitsu a lot of the time.

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      I loved Pugsy.

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      I know who knew who he was.

  16. Akeron
    http://i.imgur.com/BVmFWBb.jpg
    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Almost four years ago now, where did you find it?

    2. -The Doctor-

      -The Doctor-

      Genius.

    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      I've got some friends who found it for me.

  17. Akeron

    Did anyone else know that Availer is now a proffessional commentator for CS:GO?

    1. Reader

      Reader

      wat wen hao? plz

    2. Akeron

      Akeron

      no idea

    3. bhorner

      bhorner

      Just saw him commentating today, not sure how I feel about that

  18. Akeron

    I know its a long shot, but does anyone have an original copy of Ancient History, before the re-write? Currently writing a story, and I remember there being a more compact to-the-point version of the scripture. Thanks!

    1. argonian

      argonian

      https://wikia.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Ancient_History

       

      Pretty sure this is the exact same as it was in 2011.

    2. Zarsies

      Zarsies

      ^

    3. Akeron

      Akeron

      Maybe it’s just been so long since I’ve read it it seemed foreign again. Thanks to you both

  19. Akeron

    If I made a server for a few of us to roleplay on untill the server reaches 250+. would any of you join it? (Its a 1.1 server.) No plugins, just roleplay.

    1. Zeddicus Fyren

      Zeddicus Fyren

      I would, but i could only on Friday night :P I'll get back to you if anything gets in my way.

    2. Akeron

      Akeron

      I'm just talking until the server updates its slots to something larger. There are a good 50+ of us not online, because the server is full.

  20. Akeron

    Yeah, the Alchemist here. Been here for 365 days. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    1. Neri

      Neri

      Hooray!~

    2. Scarlet Kaiser

      Scarlet Kaiser

      Yay!

  21. Akeron

    I just bought the Orange Box. I have all the half life episodes, and boy do I hope it was worth it.

    1. Cappy

      Cappy

      Best $20 I ever spent.

    2. Nyhelm_Mors

      Nyhelm_Mors

      I guess I'll just stay with Portal and Portal 2... I don't think it's worth to buy the Orange Box. I'd rather spend those 20 bucks on Skyrim DLC...

  22. Akeron

    I have thirteen warning posts, not three.

    1. Space

      Space

      I thought I was cool, with my 10....

    2. Chief Kief

      Chief Kief

      Amateurs

  23. Akeron

    this servers broken let me see your manager

    1. Geo

      Geo

      oh hi

    2. Akeron

      Akeron

      hi fix it ty

  24. Akeron

    Minecraft matinence during LotC's most importaint event. Cool story bro..

    1. Trouvo

      Trouvo

      mc maintenance was 14hrs before the event

  25. Akeron

    three stars lmao. i feel so loved

    1. Lucas

      Lucas

      I'll rate ya 5 stars :D Hopefully that will boost you a bit :)

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