Toastersaurus

Father Fiddle pushes a small step ladder towards the thesis so he can take a look. He notices multiple pinned papers underneath it, stating "Oh boy..." as he begins to read. He rubs his chin reading through the thesis, thinking to himself about each point. Then reading the retorts he gasps, his eyes darting between the two arguments, nodding after each one. As the debate heats up, he dabs his forehead, sweating uneasy of the tension. Some of the responses shock him, others bring him joy, one even makes a single tear run down his face. He steps down from the ladder, taking a seat after the emotional rollercoaster, a multitude of feelings running through him. Not even sure what to feel anymore he takes out a pen and ink pinning his response.

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Nature of the bug: No golden apples or minecarts First occurrence: 25/04/15 Describe exactly all the actions you took leading up to the bug: I go to cook golden apples and there is no recipe. There is also no recipe for minecarts. What messages are/aren't you getting that you would/wouldn't get normally : There would be golden apples in my hand from me cooking them, but there is no recipe. Frequency of occurrence: Constant. Are you able to reproduce the bug: Yes.

Name: Fiddle Cottoncabbage Age: 33 Birthplace: Gimblewood Criminal Record: None [Mc Name]: Toastersaurus [skype (can send privately)]: adam.dickbutt

His buildings make me weep with joy. +1

MC Name: Toastersaurus Character Name: Ober Ireheart Character Age: 87 Profession: Fisher, part time model, warrior. Appearance: Fiery red hair and beard, blue eyes and yellow teeth. 4'5 Bloodline - Feel free to contact Onar (Kowaman), Odin (greener161), Falent (MonkeyFaceGamer) or Bastian (Lefty_Bojengles): Olaf Define who you shall be related to inside the bloodline (E.g, Son of ___, grandson of ___ etc): Son of Odin, Grandson of Olaf Do you have Teamspeak?: Yes Do you have Skype? (If yes put in your skype name or send it to me through a pm): adam.dickbutt Image of the skin you intend to use: http://gyazo.com/99bf441c5686d4ba0efb2a1da9541b32

I tested out the Orc strength buff against a goblin + Blood Rage: Increased damage when harmed We did it with fists for the test, after the results were ending the same we tried it with weapons and no more damage was done after being sent down to half a heart. Note that vladamire00 got me down to half a heart himself, we did try it with /damage 19 but again, no buff seemed to activate. I would also like to mention that the Orc/ Olog bonus to be able to eat spoiled food doesn't work either, spoiled food effects us the same as it does the other races. So currently Orcs are only getting the extra hunger debuff and no helpful buffs. + Hardy Stomach: Resistant to hunger effect (including spoiled food) - Grunt's Diet: Increased hunger Conspiracy?

Wut is yur nayum?: Tuuzt Wut klan iz latz apard uv?: Wargoth ov Lur Vill latz klomp alung zyde yur uruk bruddahz fir az lung az latz lyve?: Ulwaiz Vill latz uphuld hunur fir azlung az latz lyve?: Ulwaiz Vill enytin ztop latz frum shuwin ub tu trainin?: Nub Wut iz yur wehpun uv choize?: Luzk Wai du latz wunt tu joyn da Krughai?: Mi wuz previuz Warbozz agh Bigbozz agh Killa uv da arena. Mi iz war veturun fort in evuri battul fur Rex Urik'Azog Du latz undurztand huw da Krughai Tagz work?: Yub Huw du latz plahn un geddin ztrunger?: Zaym az ulwaiz, KLOMPIN, winnin battulz agh skahin bitchez ~o~ OOC Info ~o~ 1. Username: Toastersaurus 2. Timezone: GMT 3. Times available In-Game: Finish work at 5pm GMT so I guess anytime after that. 4. Will you fight with the War Uzg against any nation?: Sure

"Uruks kant retreet frum a battul dat nevur happend. High Elvez kant win ah battul dat nevur happend. Lat akt lyke wi ar zhameful, yet lat agreed tu peece. Ar lat nub zhameful as well den?"

((Cancelled due to the war being resolved.))

[Cancelled][Warclaim] Heavy amounts of cactus green smoke fills the air of the Rex’s palace as the Uruk leaders leave the meeting room. The grunting of Uruks can be heard gathering outside the great palace as Warbozz Tuuzt’Lur marches towards the front of the audience to inform them of the events leading up to now. “Bruddaz, led mi blah tu lat da inzult dat da high albaiz hav givun uz. Wargoth Wolzug’Lur, Warbozz of da Krughai, went tu blah tu da high albaiz to blah uv termz uv peece wiv dem aftur ah dizpute happuned betwiin uz. Tu wich dey agriid tu blah tu der leedur agh Wolzug’Lur wuld blah tu da Rex tu dizcuzz deez termz furthur. Upun heerin diz, Rex Urik’Azog agh mizelf travulled tu da high albai zettulment tu reviuw da termz agh perhapz finully hav uninturupted peece betwiin our peepul. Bud uv korze da high albaiz dikhedz wer nub ad ull welkomin. Az wi aproched da gayte wi wer unli met bi kuld peepz agh inzultz. Da dizkrimminatzhun agh racizm tuwardz uz Urukz waz veri promminunt wivin the zlandur. Dey den evun went zu far az tu ordur uz tu bring our leedur evun doh hiz Rexelenzi Urik’Azog wuz da azh blahin tu dem. Aftur mani atemptz fur dem tu peep reezun agh alluw uz accezz untu der zettulment tu dizkuzz peece, da dizrezpektful zodomytes dezidud to kiip der gaytez zhut agh blah’d dey wub bi glob tu ullow OUR kynd inzyde. Agh ad dat veri mument our bubhozh leedur, Rex Urik’Azog, kood nub tayke ani moar inzultz tu bi zpat upun him, raizin hiz luzk tu da air hi blah’d dat da dikhedz wuld ull bi flat wen hi konqueztz der land. Mi perzunalli wull grin az mi peep ull der hedz un pikez aftur wi deztroy dem. Agh zu, da meetin uv da Wargothz haz kom tu a bubhozh agriimunt dat diz dizguztin breed uv albaiz wull bi obliturated frum da Fringe.” Warbozz Tuuzt’Lur raises his axe into the air and shouting “GLOZAG VOTAAR!” before punting a halfling off the stairs and marching off. Translation for the uncultured ones: “Fellow Orcs, let me speak to you of the insult that the high elves have given us. Wargoth Wolzug of the Lur clan, Warboss of the Krughai, went to talk to the high elves to speak of terms of peace with them after a dispute happened between us. To which they agreed to converse with their leader and Wolzug of the Lur clan would confer to the Rex to discuss these terms further. Upon hearing this Rex Urik of the Azog clan agh myself travelled to the high elven settlement to review the terms and perhaps finally have uninterrupted peace between our people. But of course the high elven dickheads were not at all welcoming. As we approached the gate we were only met by cold stares and insults. The discrimination and racism towards us Orcs was very prominent within the slander. They then even went so far as to order us to bring our leader even though his Rexcellency Urik of the Azog clan was the one communicating with them. After many attempts for them to see reason and allow us access into their settlement to discuss peace, the disrespectful sodomites decided to keep their gates shut and declared that they would be stupid to allow OUR kind inside. And at that very moment our great leader, Rex Urik of the azog clan, could not take any more insults to be spat upon him. Raising his axe to the air he proclaimed that the dickheads would all be corpses when he conquests their land. I personally will grin as I see all their heads on pikes after we destroy them. And so, the meeting of the Wargoths has come to a great agreement that this disgusting breed of elves will be obliterated from the Fringe.” (Terms can be further discussed with high elves.) Date and Time 18/ 04/ 2014 5PM EST 9PM GMT Manpower [Attacker] Orcs + Friends [Defender] High Elves + Allies Location and Boundaries High Elven settlement and surrounding area Type of Battle Pillage: Orcs attack High Elven settlement in order to sack it. Fight until either forces are defeated or have retreated. Rewards If Attacker Wins: The remaining Orc force gets temporary region access to pillage the settlement and add a few ascetic changes. If Defender Wins: Orcs cannot attack the High Elves for three Elven months unless that nation attacks them. Terms (To be discussed further): - No Breaking Blocks - No Building/Placing Blocks on Enemy Land, Placing Ladders is Acceptable - No Hacking - No Potions - No Enchanted Weapons - No Enchanted Armor - No team killing based on status - No fish -No one day Alts -No returning to battle

BigBozz Tuuzt'Lur begins to sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRGd0gD0QNE

Bigbozz Tuuzt'Lur scratches his head, not being fluent in the Azog language. Sí señor?

DA KRUGHAI DEFENZE Bigbozz Tuuzt'Lur stands addressing his bruddaz in front of the Krughai base, Da Alamo. "Upun peepin ad da defenzez un Krughanistan, id haz kom tu da Krughaiz attenzhun dat wi wull need ah full inzpektzhun uv da zurroundin areah. Da Krughai agh ull urukz am needud tu halp oud ad diz tik uv war. Da plan iz tu lok ull gaytez agh entranzez with da ull urukz oudzide agh den uzing unli laddurz ettempt tu brek untu da goi. Diz wull halp uz avaluate da defenzez, agh zecure ull urukz zafety within da goi." Bigbozz Tuuzt'Lur then proceeds to boot a halfling in a face before walking off. ((Pretty much, I need as many orcs on as possible as we're gonna lock all the gates in Krughanistan and try to break in only using ladders, No placing or breaking blocks. Then mark the point of entry with a sign and then we'll fix it)) Wednesday 02/04/2014 at 5pm EST/ 9pm GMT

Name: Bronislav Petrov Age: 35 Race: Human Gender: Man

Mcname: Toastersaurus RP name: Nob Tuuzt'Lur Race: Orc Nation: Krughai, War Uzg, Uruk Dominion, Kruganistan Orc Klomp Mcname: Toastersaurus RP name: Nob Tuuzt'Lur Clan: Lur