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  1. Baconthief

    I tought Godfrey's son to call all elves "Khels"

    1. ΚΨΙΞ

      ΚΨΙΞ

      :D

    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      Godfrey's son is an idiot

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Khelves.

  2. Baconthief

    I try XD You guys had a ton of lore, it's a shame to see it all go to waste

  3. Baconthief

    I was a dark elf before it was cool

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      I was a wood elf... no wait, that's still not cool....

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Darkie since Oct. 2011.

      @Spinzir

      Yeah, that's it. It is at the apex of coolness and cannot get any higher

    4. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      it's been at it's apex since forever lol. Dark Elves are considered to be badasses, usually. In all forms of media and this game too.

  4. Baconthief

    I've given into the dual-sword wielding darkie noobery and picked up the Drizzt books again, god help us all.

    1. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      Nothing wrong with the drizzt books

    2. Lima

      Lima

      No, he was a terrible mary sue and should have been executed along with his author.

  5. Baconthief

    I've got the Menocress shakes so bad

    1. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      >:C

    2. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      muh caveelfs

  6. Baconthief

    Idk what I was thinking. . .just ow

  7. Baconthief

    If anyone has a ps4, I need me some homez. Add BAC0N_THlEF ( o is an zero l is a lowercase L)

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    2. Endovelicus

      Endovelicus

      PC rules consoles drool

    3. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      I got my pc for christmas, ;)

    4. IrishPerson

      IrishPerson

      Wish I had a PS4, got xbox one a few months back and got it refunded not a week later.

  8. Baconthief

    If anyone has DayZ(Standalone version), consider this a distrease beacon. Add baconthief1 if you want to help

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    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      I will join you tomorrow, but for now I must rest.

    3. Abysmall

      Abysmall

      Hahaha, well you're certainly using your resources.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      DayZ is all about cans of baked beans

  9. Baconthief

    If anyone orders a pizza for me online I'll cyber with you

  10. Baconthief

    If I were establish a masquerade event in malinor. What times would be best for you?

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    2. TheWhiteWolf

      TheWhiteWolf

      12Pm Onwards. GMT+10

    3. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      3 pm pst, cause Salvus has an event at 1 PST

    4. Valdis

      Valdis

      im good with anytime.

  11. Baconthief

    If I were to make a new character, what should I do with him?

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Elf smith.

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Adunian

    4. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Adunian are half wood elf :3

  12. Baconthief

    If khel hears the phrase "edgy" one more time he might just snap some necks

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Ooh, ooh, I'll help!

    3. bungo

      bungo

      u mad edgy bro

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Elorna, Ima snap your neck no matter what <3

  13. Baconthief

    If only the white rose could see us now http://i.imgur.com/MhIyLAS.png

  14. Baconthief

    If only the white rose could see us now http://i.imgur.com/MhIyLAS.png

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    2. Varstivus

      Varstivus

      Ignore the fact that most of those elves are related.

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Well, darkies are suppose to be clannish, they should be related.

    4. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Sathoro is different shun shuuuuun shun

  15. Baconthief

    If people are not having enough rp, you can have some of mine

    1. DecoLamb

      DecoLamb

      I'll take some if you ever empty yer forum messages >:I

    2. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      Does it involve science?

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      No, it's dealing with simple complaints and general nonsensical tasks

  16. Baconthief

    In D&D there is a group of halflings that ride on raptors http://gyazo.com/6b116d65c5100172a4effdd126419c10

    1. meg

      meg

      *sheds a tear* b-beautiful

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I know what I write lore on next. Sorry heff, but improper have raptors.

    3. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      ... I feel ashamed of myself for not thinking of this.

  17. Baconthief

    In respons to Kalenz: More Dark Elves! Frankly we are just the coolest race in the server, no exceptions. There is no comparison between a high elf and a darkie, they darkie is overwhelmingly amazing. Plus we can all model ourselves after Drizzt, they model themselves after redneck/conservative racist southeners

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      I reserve my right to be a redneck racist.

    3. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Faeyin

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      80% of dark elves are pansy; just because you drink blood and try-hard as a villain doesnt mean you're not a coward

  18. Baconthief

    Is anyone else seeing a black sky, yet there is still a sun. (Is referring to the server)

  19. Baconthief

    Is anyone having difficulty connecting to the server?

    1. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Yeah it happens.

    2. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      Someone always is.

  20. Baconthief

    It seems I am the only one that roleplays using a shield when I have rp fights :P

    1. blindmind

      blindmind

      You might just be.

    2. Miquill

      Miquill

      No, The Lion does

    3. Fid

      Fid

      I thought the Lion used that big ass Peasant Slayer sword...

  21. Baconthief

    It's always a good day in the forest of malinor when you convience an elf to not marry a human :)

    1. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      Agreed.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Feel like I made a point for team-elf

    3. Draeris

      Draeris

      Are you talking about me convincing a elf to marry me..?

  22. Baconthief

    Join the Mobile Infantry today!

  23. Baconthief

    Just came back from my 'lil break. Don't know where to rp now, ideas?

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Khel was told to join the Teutonic order seeing how it's the least racist part of Oren. I may see you there :3

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      "Teutonic" and "least racist" doesn't seem to fit correctly in one sentence.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      That's what I was told XD

  24. Baconthief

    Just came to the realization on how many dark elves have based their character from parts of Drizzit(If you don't know who that is, you're lame)

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    2. Dromui

      Dromui

      Well.... He is actually very different from most Elves. He should be the character all strive to be.

    3. Stephensj

      Stephensj

      Im a Orc at heart

    4. Goldd

      Goldd

      I am lame

  25. Baconthief

    Just ltting everyone know, I am still with you guys and have not quite #LifeAndAllThat

    1. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Also letting you know I can't spell

    2. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      Omg It's u

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