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  1. Hell has fire in it, but I wanted it to sound cool, so I added two z's to make it awesome.
  2. Lirinya backwards. Gimme my 10 points Porkour, a Frenglish way of spelling Porker. Was my high school name in French class.
  3. OOC: IGN: Porkour How active are you?: 0800-1700 PST/GMT -7 Weekdays Only Do you have Skype? If so post name here: Porkour. (with period) Do you have TS?: Yes. IC: Name: Ishmael Age: 109 Race: Pigman Profession or other specialty: Artificer What job position are you aiming for?: Overseer of the Syndicate Anything extra? I eat spoiled food.:
  4. Whoever decided to use Wikispaces should be shot. There's no way I can code in a traditional infobox in this site unlike the other Wiki counterparts, the codes just dont work for making Infoboxes on characters, nations, and miscellaneous entries.

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    2. Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      omg yeah same!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      It was Tythus, for the record.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Well I wont shoot Tythus. Ill just have to shoot you then everblue. Because infoboxes are awesome.

  5. I would submit my lore, but its over four pages in 8 font...and I just don't feel that LotC deserves to have another race.
  6. Im not whitelisted on the server>

    1. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      They're fixing a rollback.

    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      That's what they want you to think. I know they are racist. Dirty pig-eaters.

  7. We don't need more antags...but would appreciate more villainous associations while we're fighting antags. We need more pirates, marauders, and thieves.
  8. Two roads diverged in a dark and dreary forest. Björkgarr could not travel both. And be one pigman, on all fours looked down one as far as it could to where it bent in the undergrowth; it becomes lost in a heavy canopy of flora. Björkgarr goes down this road where it follows the light, the light that shines so bright with mystery and suspense. As it reaches the pedestal onto which this orb rests, Björkgarr could not anticipate holding the fruit with its head. It oinks as it sees it's own reflection amidst the ethereal glow emanating from the orbs smooth and lusty finish. Björkgarr reaches high to grasp it, only to be denied by height. As Björkgarr stares into the cold artifact, it becomes apparent that the orb is what the pig desires and not what the pig deserves. Blood stains the bottom of the pedestal as the beast attempts to knock the orb from its place. After what seems to be an age, the orb remains tall on the pedestal and a heap of flesh and bone lay below.
  9. (OOC) MC Name (Alts too): Porkour Skype (PM me if preferred): Porkour. Have you been banned before?: In 2011 for trolling. How long have you been on the server?: Since September 08, 2011 Will you be active (Helping out is a must) as a Scion?: As much as you want. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (IC) Name? ((Name of character joining)): Björkgarr Race?: Pigman Age: 567 By joining, you agree not to involve yourself in any racial war, unless approval has been given by the Head Scion, do you acknowledge this?: Yes What profession have you committed yourself to?: Tinkerer and Scavenger. Björkgarr searches far and wide for rubbish that can be turned to riches. Are you a fighter? (Its okay not to be!): I can be if need be. I prefer to stay back than lead a charge. Are you wanted in any Nation at this current moment?: All nations. If yes, please clarify why (Or ask for a private talk): My flesh is a staple in most nations. My lesser kind are bred for food and sold into slavery.
  10. Oh golly gee damn. Dat ass post. Typical.
  11. Björkgarr searches desperately for food in the wasteland of Thales. A hungry pig is a dead pig. It finds a fallen hero who had passed into the Aether and chews on their corpse, hoping to dull the hunger.
  12. After being in hibernation for the past six months, Telanir's bacon utters it's first oink into the realm of Thales
  13. What lies beyond the Mists of Avalon?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      The Line to Mordor

  14. I play a pigman. Have been for the past three years. Why stop now? Exclusivity for the win.
  15. Be there living rocks?

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake
    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      I remember a couple weeks ago some one was playing a talking boulder or something on the side of the road that leads to the dwarf place.

    4. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      There was a talking cow in the fringe in the first few weeks.

  16. And this is why players like you deserve no respect. :]} I kid. Donators donate; we donate to contribute to the survival of the server and it's funding for host. Donators do not have a right over power. Although many would think otherwise, think about taxpayers. Taxpayers don't have a right per power, they pay because they have to, in order to survive and keep root the community as a whole. Bad analogy. Donations are donations, the recipients can do whatever they feel necessary to apply it. We voluntarily gave money to the server for no REAL reward, except instant gratification... and maybe some additional perks. In other matters, is this change a collective decision made by staff or the community? The last thing of expect is the staff making all the decisions for us, without hearing what the community wants. Ned, I appreciate the put down, and no offense taken. This should be a democracy. At least give everyone a vote to what they want and if one result goes one way, then that's that. Let's not have a small group dictate what goes and what doesn't go! ITS US VERSUS THEM! REVOLT PEOPLE! ._.
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