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  1. If you weren't initially a part of a magic or CA community you shouldn't be trying to rewrite its lore as your own.

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      if you feel like your goblin lore is original you should write a short story about it, or a homebrew ttrpg setting or something. the whole point of LoTC is to take the setting other people created and build on it. imagine telling a new player who earnestly wants to delve into ancient forbidden lore to discover how to be a necromancer "No" - because the guys who played the old left and no one else can be necromancers out of respect for them. what??

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  2. gotta say what's the arockstar doomposting about

    love a good bit of hating but haven't even seen anything good to shit on

  3. interesting community response to a valid concern. i guess its not a slur if its against white people?

  4. everyone scream “no event where event” but when I roll up to ur city and break one block for event you get mad and say I can’t do that. awkward. 

  5. Currently homeless, car just broke down, hundreds of miles away from the state I was living in. :')

  6. hot take maybe but banning all minors from lotc won't do anything to solve the problem there's so many flaws w/ that entire idea+ it just feels victim blamey to me, i feel like an investigative restriction would be a lot better but i am in no means the expert on how to solve the pedo issue. in my honest opinion i think we should believe ppl who come forward and investigate said pedo. if they are a pedophile they can be banned and also maybe report them to their country/state police department bc it is illegal!

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      there is no blame implicit in banning minors from the platform (i guess "ban" has that connotation but there isn't really a better word. restrict?) 

       

      the fact that the open internet as moderated by a half dozen 16-21 yr old volunteers is not safe for unsupervised 12 year olds has nothing to do with the 12 year old. it's not their fault? it just is what it is

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  7. what do nation people get out of spamming threads for what is essentially a copy-paste paragraph with a changed sentence in between??

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      from the other side of this: it's meant to make it seem like ur nation has a functioning government/bureaucracy and some threads are just meant to be documentation of some rp trivia like noble titles. imo it's a bit silly and the only real use is metagaming; should all be done with minecraft books or something, or maybe we can make unlisted forum threads that are accessible only by forum links ingame

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  8. what if everyone came together irp and called the map something else

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      the great thing about it being an rp server is that you could absolutely do that

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  9. with the world ending around them, the descendants go to war with each other

  10. All this joking about assault directed towards a gay guy by a bunch of dudes. Really makes you wonder....

  11. most pathetic thing i've read:

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    Calling a thread about rape and death threats a cry for attention.

  12. friendly reminder that the wiki and family echo are the weapons of the ontologically evil and from an outdated era to push alternative agendas antithetical to collaborative story telling (and should therefore be ignored entirely).

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      hate how the familyecho kind of subsumes all human RP into itself: everyone is a cousin of some rlly important guy, no new nations or characters rise to power by merit or intrigue, so no original lore or new developments are created. I weep when an ambitious new player abandons their original character to play some obscure Horen cadet lineage because it is the only way to advance in human RP. I cringe when people throw ludicrous dead signifiers around like "Carrion Crow House" or "the very last Silverblade" or "blood of the dragon" to justify why their useless character should have outsized power and influence.

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  13. 1M, 5M, 9M.  This label means how many money ur worth.

  14. while ur add it add a class pvp plugin too. literally simplest way to balance a magic plugin ever

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      yeah they need to be smaller, there is no way around this. i can't imagine player collision would make it any better given the problem is already the server dies from too many entity position updates

       

      also maybe delete minecraft hunger/saturation doodoo mechanics and remove swing timers

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  15. while ur add it add a class pvp plugin too. literally simplest way to balance a magic plugin ever

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      when has a shield wall ever worked in minecraft? even if you enabled player collision minecraft knockback works so that if you stand around static hitting someone without any sprint you'll get combo'd. even if shields were buffed to completely negate all damage/knockback all it would take is one guy to flank around and knock people out of rank to be slaughtered by the blob

       

      there are "formations" that work in minecraft (especially if they involve movement, i.e. flanks, pincers, hit-and-runs) but the real thing that nerfs them is the sheer size of warclaims creating massive tps lag. it doesn't matter if you outmaneuver the enemy because he can jump in place and hit your shadow for 5 minutes and you get killed from across the map when the server updates

       

      a class plugin would at least encourage some people to stand back and shoot arrows while other players go in and tank hits or deal dps. the real problem with pvp (that isn't lag, and isn't 1.9) is that it's too simple and there are no creative ways to interact with mechanics, which means only the best people at strafe hitting or whatever even get a chance to compete

       

      does surge pvp even have shields?

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  16. Would love to see some more opinions on the topic of Tiles for next map! That's my Christmas wish!

    Happy Holidays!

     

  17. while ur add it add a class pvp plugin too. literally simplest way to balance a magic plugin ever

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      this would actually go raw

       

      people hate on 'MMO skills' or whatever but if added skills like archery, swordsmanship, parrying/dodging etc. it would allow players to specialize + do cute training pseudorp and a hard cap on either exp or scaling could prevent it from being too unfair to lower level pvpers.

       

      give the max level just enough scaling to reward players for actually training with their weapons and tie it to personas so you can't switch out characters to pvp -- boom your problem with war alts are solved (kinda)

       

      it also solves the problem that pvp currently is just a contest of who memorized the timings to left click and right click eat, it's shallow and tedious and doesn't invite most players to even bother to compete

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  18. Yo this chat filter what the ****

    I cannot say "Fade"
    I cannot say "Thrust"
    Absolutely wild

  19. Man, the hate some of y'all have for some people/communities on this server is really astounding sometimes.

  20. when can there be a 1-on-1 war : (

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      anyone involved in 'EATO' should be permanently banned

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  21. One nation for each race (2 for humans). Bring back politics instead of just whining and leaving. TEDTalk.

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      0 nations for each race (-1 for humans). bring back the tree tavern

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  22. redstone is heavily under utilized on LOTC honestly. HEAVILY under utilized. Think of all the cool event stuff and worldbuilding you could do with zany redstone contraptions.

     

    steampunk is lame. redstonepunk is where it's at. I want to build weird rube goldberg-esque contraptions and wear some weird redstone engineer goggles skin from 2011 that you find hundreds of on planetminecraft.

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