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HurferDurfer1

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  1. "Fork found in silverware drawer." said evil wick Tulip.
  2. Tulip shakes his fist, clutching the crumpled missive in his hand as he curses his fated rival Villorik, though admittedly the enmity was one sided and completely fabricated on his part. He was a a wretched underling to be sure, with great delusions of grandeur. He had a desire to be lord over all things great and beautiful, if only Villorik would stop foiling his shallow plots!
  3. "The Keens wont succeed against a prepared Wick! This Aurum Act will foil there fiendish plots." said a non-descript Wickwald citizen.
  4. Opium chronic Wick hates Fionn
  5. Glim sucker punches Georgiana when she reached the seven skies.
  6. Glim Wick who really was just an oblivious but generous person, smiles in the seven skies where he would be, cause he was a good guy.
  7. Glim Wick awakens in a puddle of his own make, having passed out in an alley way drunk once again. Upon hearing the news he would have someone read the document for him, afterwards stumbling off to console the poor ugly Goran.
  8. Muramir wonders to himself what lead Auriel down this path .
  9. Tulip Wick moulders in his grave, waiting for the day of ascension.
  10. "ahuh" said Glim as he resorts to begging on the streets
  11. always gotta keep a wick down...

     

  12. Glim supposes he will have to plead his innocence in Numendil, and teach them that lumping together an entire group of people is bad! Wicks were all good in his eyes!
  13. Glim Wick white knuckles as he reads over this latest gossip rag. "How incredibly typical, some meritless noble from nowhere important slandering the good name of a Wick! When will the prejudice end! Poor Goran...." Soon there after he would send a crate full of live rats addressed to the self proclaimed knight of Ivor, Atticus Keen with a note that says "I figured you would like to surround yourself with like company, perfidious sneaking little rodent that you are. Keep my family's name out of your shrunken, misshapen, crusty mouth. Sincerely - Glim Wick". @HeyitsNano
  14. Glim Wick only hopes that one day prejudice against Wicks will be ended, so this NEVER happens again!
  15. "Wot, ah distant throne? Urguan an Hefruum are loike, ah five minute walk from eachother, takes longer ter boil an egg then et takes ter go from one ter tha other." Muramir Doomforged declared "Alsuh fock Alaric."
  16. "Hey **** You stupid darkspawn" said Muramir Doomforged
  17. Glim lights a candle to mourn Wickers passage to the afterlife, hoping he finds peace in the Rat Kings embrace.
  18. really throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks huh
  19. Muramir says he doesnt want dwarf blood to be shed for the wars of humankind
  20. Muramir grumbles into his beard, never having wanted to intercede in the political machinations of mankind and there incorrect interpretation of the divine, since everyone knew YEMEKAR was the creator of all.
  21. "Tha lad is negging us ter get into tha Book of Grudges ah sure of et. Or he loikes ter get humiliated but en ah weird way, nae way some wot ah assume is a elgi weth dainty wrists, is better at forgin. Even tha youngest dwedki apprentice can shit better steel than this effete, nae beard havin fool. Ahm so mad!" Said Muramir Doomforged to everyone anywhere he went with no context.
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