Murdervish

▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Following the signs to the Guild Halls outside Kal'Baraz, the ticks of a roulette pill tapping in its revolution on the wheel and the golden chimes of the slot machines ting out in a lively clamor among the grumbles, shouts, and cheers of dwarves. It's time to test your skill--and your coin--in the nation's redstone casino. The Pit Boss opens her arms, welcoming all who wish to try their hand at the games. Prizes of ores, foods, and sneaky special items await, as well as what mina can be multiplied. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ How to Play SLOT MACHINES 1. Buy a MLC Ticket (just 2 mina each!) 2. Throw the ticket into the first slot machine, with the book illustrated above its face. 3. The machine will chime and spit out a prize! 4. The prize might even be a token for the next tier slot machine, matching the illustration on the next machine, which contains better prizes. We also have, for a limited time, a slot machine that provides meats, feathers, wool, and leather. For the Grand Opening, we'll be giving out tickets for both machines, and anyone can ask for more food tickets from the Pit Boss, but outside of the event, the food tickets are a mere one mina each. ROULETTE There are twenty-six slots the ball on the wheel can fall into once it's done spinning. The croupier/dealer will spin the wheel, and what it lands on determines who wins, depending on how they bet. Bets odds are: ❖ #- Number: 12 to 1 ❖ R/B + Number: 25 to 1 ❖ Red/Black: 1 to 1 ❖ Even/Odd: 1 to 1 ❖ Spring (1-3): 3 to 1 ❖ Summer (4-6): 3 to 1 ❖ Fall (7-9): 3 to 1 ❖ Winter(10-12): 3 to 1 ❖ R/B + Season: 7 to 1 The player can bet on any of these or any number except the Unlucky 13s. SPEED THROW Bring your own arrows, javelins, snowballs, eggs, or buy some snowballs from the nearby shop, and try your hand at Speed Throw! Perhaps the most simple of the redstone games, one merely needs to pull the lever and the piston will lower and rise before the target. A bell will call when you hit the target successfully. Try against the other dwarves and see who gets the most successful hits. Of course, there are games outside of redstone available. Tables are out for various dice games ((OOC: Huge thanks to Crunchiest_Leaf for new dice plugin! Use /dice roll for any d6 games!)) Here are some example games below: CHO-HAN BLACKJACK BALUT / "DICE POKER" And, by popular demand, we have brought into the casino this Exotic and Authentic Hyspian card game! A special table has been set up just to the right of the roulette table. ((https://www.uno-special-edition.com/)) ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ DAY AND TIME The Grand opening shall be held right after the Grand Auction, approximately the fifteenth stone-hour of the month of Khor'unn, year 259 of the Silver Age. ((Sunday, November 16 at 3pm EST, or right after the Auction is finished.)) Special thanks to Homo-saxual since I stole much of this post from the one posted for the Magic Hat in Hohkmat.

An ancient sahir, trying her best to impart the arts and wisdom among the youth of her people, had been encouraging them to rethink the imperial propaganda with stories of the Caliphate's sages and the peoples of the Hakad. She did not expect that more examples of her teachings would rise from the sand so soon.

I wish I had more rp reasoning to visit. I miss the old dwarves and the goofy old wars.

The Vicar of the Dead wandered up from her crypts and saw a new posting by chance on her way out into the snows. She gives a low hum as she reads it over. "I had wondered why Dan had been more absent as of late. I'm happy for him, and I hope he can find comfort within the strife."

Nice, little zappies. I can go SSJ2 with this.

I'm going to post a Discord-based diatribe I typed out in anger recently on this subject in the spoiler. It is very ranty and badly formatted; it generally agrees with this video, just adds a note about how evidence disappears and victims give up in frustration. I'm just too lazy to rewrite it to be more forum friendly rn.

Cackling echoes up from the Edict's undercrypts in Karmesinfels. Surely, it's just the stones settling from the recent constructions and nothing more.

Skins are absolutely worth more than an entire nation. Artists, don't undersell yourselves. Please take real money, instead, if you're comfortable with it. Yes, this includes for skin making and for designing a good build, or consider taking maybe Crowns instead if that still works that way. Your labor is real, the minas are not.

When Sahar read the note and looked over Marrow’s body, she wouldn’t say anything. She kept her face stony, placed the note back down, and walked back to the keep without responding to a single person. Since then, strange ochre lights have been fluttering and writhing like candlelight from her windows. Whispering conversations and the creaking of floor boards accompany them. The Vicar of the Dead does not seem to be pleased with the march of another soul.

Okay, but does this mean you’re not going to try to date rape people in rp anymore?



Word of the "Conquest for Haria" reaches a Qalasheen in Holm. "...Internalized racism is odd. It even makes people forget Haria died years before we even left Axios' shores to land here."

OOC NAME: Murdervish RP NAME: Sahar Tha'un Location of home: Does... that area have a name? The market-placeish area behind the tavern and stuff? Proof of purchase (take a picture of the item being bought/in your inventory with your name in sight):

A modified application is submitted, including both student and adept information. MC name: Murdervish Character Name: Sahar Tha'un Discord (Optional): You got it Race: Farfolk Age: Relatively old Do you know any magic currently?: Yes Which subject do you plan to learn?: Alchemy What subjects do you know?: Mental magic, electric evocation, cognatism Are you able to teach?: Yes, in mental and electric evocation Do you swear to abide by the rules of the academy?: Yes

Haria lacks competent leadership (as most/all have left, largely to go back to their own lives) and any sort of framing to it that makes it an interesting place to roleplay and not just a giant, sandstone meme in the middle of a manufactured desert. A lot of the community tends to make branches and forget or lose what makes their branch unique and offer something to the server. Haria is one of those branches that forgot. This is what I mean by "framing"; where you might expect, say, Geoffrey Chaucer to (ideally) tell the stories of Orenners or the Brothers Grimm to tell some of the higher-fantasy stuff, the Qalasheen would see their stories told by the likes of Scheherazade. It should still be fantasy, but a different fantasy with a different flavor.

Your new grinding plugin eats buckets when you do any chef craft that uses buckets, at a rate of one bucket per "batch" (so, if you have an inventory full of buckets and shift craft, you can lose only one, but if you try to just make single things, you're out a very expensive piece of equipment, made more expensive now since they cost 3 iron to make and now give no xp). I've lost at this point 30 buckets.

Ayyyy.

Sahar peers up at Alinar through her grey hair. "That didn't take very long to solve at all." Alinar grins and nods back at her. "How about the location? Do you think we can find it?" She shrugs.

I used up my rep for today giving it out in this thread, because I'm very glad so many of you are taking this seriously. This is an important issue, and it's not something you can simply ignore if you're not an American; any service you use that has to deal with an American ISP at any point will be affected negatively. The internet is a broad, international community, but it has a lot of heft in the USA, and all of the companies who are pushing these measures have their influences in more than one continent. You should all stay vigilant on these attacks by telecomm companies and do everything you can when it's necessary, because they are not going to back down and are hoping they can just wait you and your outrage out. Support and continue to support upholding net neutrality.

ᵐᵒᵒ This isn't the key to being a psychopath so much as the key to playing a largely inconsequential character whose only purpose is to move the plot along. Honestly, most of the advice feels like you're making tips for disposable ET characters rather than player characters. A psychopath doesn't just "act crazy and lose"; it's beyond me why you'd play someone that was so arrested by their disorder that they can't even function in life. If it's just a character you have on the side because you're bored, that's nice I guess, but that seems like a terribly dull character to play after like three encounters.

Woooo, Zkah the Parrot will be even more annoying!

I really would rather the devs focus on literally anything else than trying to placate people who miss imitating turbo buttons.