Murdervish

▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Following the signs to the Guild Halls outside Kal'Baraz, the ticks of a roulette pill tapping in its revolution on the wheel and the golden chimes of the slot machines ting out in a lively clamor among the grumbles, shouts, and cheers of dwarves. It's time to test your skill--and your coin--in the nation's redstone casino. The Pit Boss opens her arms, welcoming all who wish to try their hand at the games. Prizes of ores, foods, and sneaky special items await, as well as what mina can be multiplied. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ How to Play SLOT MACHINES 1. Buy a MLC Ticket (just 2 mina each!) 2. Throw the ticket into the first slot machine, with the book illustrated above its face. 3. The machine will chime and spit out a prize! 4. The prize might even be a token for the next tier slot machine, matching the illustration on the next machine, which contains better prizes. We also have, for a limited time, a slot machine that provides meats, feathers, wool, and leather. For the Grand Opening, we'll be giving out tickets for both machines, and anyone can ask for more food tickets from the Pit Boss, but outside of the event, the food tickets are a mere one mina each. ROULETTE There are twenty-six slots the ball on the wheel can fall into once it's done spinning. The croupier/dealer will spin the wheel, and what it lands on determines who wins, depending on how they bet. Bets odds are: ❖ #- Number: 12 to 1 ❖ R/B + Number: 25 to 1 ❖ Red/Black: 1 to 1 ❖ Even/Odd: 1 to 1 ❖ Spring (1-3): 3 to 1 ❖ Summer (4-6): 3 to 1 ❖ Fall (7-9): 3 to 1 ❖ Winter(10-12): 3 to 1 ❖ R/B + Season: 7 to 1 The player can bet on any of these or any number except the Unlucky 13s. SPEED THROW Bring your own arrows, javelins, snowballs, eggs, or buy some snowballs from the nearby shop, and try your hand at Speed Throw! Perhaps the most simple of the redstone games, one merely needs to pull the lever and the piston will lower and rise before the target. A bell will call when you hit the target successfully. Try against the other dwarves and see who gets the most successful hits. Of course, there are games outside of redstone available. Tables are out for various dice games ((OOC: Huge thanks to Crunchiest_Leaf for new dice plugin! Use /dice roll for any d6 games!)) Here are some example games below: CHO-HAN BLACKJACK BALUT / "DICE POKER" And, by popular demand, we have brought into the casino this Exotic and Authentic Hyspian card game! A special table has been set up just to the right of the roulette table. ((https://www.uno-special-edition.com/)) ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ DAY AND TIME The Grand opening shall be held right after the Grand Auction, approximately the fifteenth stone-hour of the month of Khor'unn, year 259 of the Silver Age. ((Sunday, November 16 at 3pm EST, or right after the Auction is finished.)) Special thanks to Homo-saxual since I stole much of this post from the one posted for the Magic Hat in Hohkmat.

An ancient sahir, trying her best to impart the arts and wisdom among the youth of her people, had been encouraging them to rethink the imperial propaganda with stories of the Caliphate's sages and the peoples of the Hakad. She did not expect that more examples of her teachings would rise from the sand so soon.

I wish I had more rp reasoning to visit. I miss the old dwarves and the goofy old wars.

The Vicar of the Dead wandered up from her crypts and saw a new posting by chance on her way out into the snows. She gives a low hum as she reads it over. "I had wondered why Dan had been more absent as of late. I'm happy for him, and I hope he can find comfort within the strife."

Nice, little zappies. I can go SSJ2 with this.

I'm going to post a Discord-based diatribe I typed out in anger recently on this subject in the spoiler. It is very ranty and badly formatted; it generally agrees with this video, just adds a note about how evidence disappears and victims give up in frustration. I'm just too lazy to rewrite it to be more forum friendly rn.

Cackling echoes up from the Edict's undercrypts in Karmesinfels. Surely, it's just the stones settling from the recent constructions and nothing more.

Skins are absolutely worth more than an entire nation. Artists, don't undersell yourselves. Please take real money, instead, if you're comfortable with it. Yes, this includes for skin making and for designing a good build, or consider taking maybe Crowns instead if that still works that way. Your labor is real, the minas are not.

When Sahar read the note and looked over Marrow’s body, she wouldn’t say anything. She kept her face stony, placed the note back down, and walked back to the keep without responding to a single person. Since then, strange ochre lights have been fluttering and writhing like candlelight from her windows. Whispering conversations and the creaking of floor boards accompany them. The Vicar of the Dead does not seem to be pleased with the march of another soul.

Okay, but does this mean you’re not going to try to date rape people in rp anymore?



Word of the "Conquest for Haria" reaches a Qalasheen in Holm. "...Internalized racism is odd. It even makes people forget Haria died years before we even left Axios' shores to land here."