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"For how long are we going to allow the de bolbecs to reincarnate?" Asks a peasant.

"This'll be the war to end all wars.. After this t'ere won' ever be anyone tryna challenge Oren in th'field.." Says a Northern footsoldier, marching in a long line headed south. "Oi just hope I don' return all pale 'n cold..." The Brothers of the crow would likely be marching in the front, by the duke and the lords. Banners waving proudly in the wind, confident men, the time they have trained for has come. Behind them however, follow the levy soldiers from all through the north, footsoldiers mostly. Many a man would say they reek of fear, homesickness and ale. They were pulled away from their families, a spear shoved in their hands, what else could they smell of? "You ever seen these Dreadlan'ers foight?" Asks a young lad, barely sixteen, probably hasn't seen a bloodied sword yet. "Aye.. It's said their skin falls off their bones when you hit 'em, but their skinned bodies keep runnin', keep choppin', keep killin'.. Monsters of Iblees they are, we're fucked if we face off with one of 'em.. I'd jus' stay back.. Those runnin' corpses are too good for us lot. Let the crows foight 'em.. Crows eat corpses." would be the first reply, a middle aged man, farmer from the looks of it, Hoping to stay behind in the battle to avoid being killed.. Unknowing of his true purpose.. The northern meatshield, a tougher variant of the southern meatshield, but a meatshield nonless.

Known him for 10 years. I remember 10 years ago when we both started playing lotc. 10/10

didn't know it existed till I read this. 1/10

Nice meme +1

Figured you wouldn't understand it..

Thought someone died. Disappointed.

"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys." Shouts an uruk before leading a huntingparty to track down and kill the hobbit.

A note would be left behind, on the left behind note in the Cat people land. "Have sex with me and I will prolong your life." "Rawr"

((I'm pretty sure you need to be from Haense or live in Haense to participate))

I bet this is going to be a failed attempt at a snap toward Oren.

Have you ever had anything get stuck in your anus?

I'd sell you sex but you aint buying..

"Crows have wings. I don't think a band of peasants turned outlaw do. One way to find out.." Says Old Ben the Felsen Watchman Killer

Have you ever masturbated in the bed of your parents? I have..

"Don't you mean standing in his kitchen?" asks Donald.