Sum Up High Elves In 30 Seconds

[marimbamonk 1501]

I think I've done it right.

 

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[The Real Burger 20]

Did not fade to black or take this rp to skype.

10/10

[Fireheart 2777]

"We like to Parrrteh." Lol

[Altiak 1648]

Needs more high elven fundamentalism.

 

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/77939-50-shades-of-racism/

[Stag 3230]

Listening to this I imagined two-three nug sized goblins in a trench coat trying to play it off as a high elf. Then I listened again and thought of Mithradites. :)

[Heero 4092]

Listening to this I imagined two-three nug sized goblins in a trench coat trying to play it off as a high elf. Then I listened again and thought of Mithradites. :)

 

Somewhere in the elven lands sits the true Kalenz, and when word reaches him that once the imposter has sullied his name and brought disgrace upon him he lets out a shout of anger "Skah Twiggeh!". He dismisses the messenger by smashing his head into the wall, signalind for the messenger to step out of the room and leave him alone to ponder what to do withA the imposter. 

 

For to long has the imposter stolen his name, his people, and his land. Now he has sullied his name, and made people dislike him. He raises himself to his feet, and steadily walks out of the room, he steps onto his podium and speaks to the few loyals that still follows him.

 

 

"Fur tu lung diz skah fakee albai krimp mi goi wid buurz mojo! Mi iz truu Kalenz agh mi iz take back mi goi agh peple! Tu wuuur!"

As he finishes his speech his followers shouts words of encuragement, and in honour of him, for he is truely the true Kalenz and he is truely the greatest gobli-- Tall twiggie out there. 

[leave me alone 995]

what the ****

[Wendigo 786]

"It's like crack..AHAHAA oooh...." Almost lost it.

[Guy d'Yood of Mann 39]

Bloody brilliant.

 

Now I'll probably apply that voice to all helves I meet. Oh, them's not gonna be happeh.

[EdgyMagey 787]

Ohmygod I can't stop listening help

[Heff 2460]

high elves. what total losers

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.