Model L

[Sujamma Addict 514]

 

On top of the walls of the city of Al-Wakhrah were three individuals. They all remained silent as they worked diligently on what would be the epitome of human innovation. The gifted middle-aged Vander scientist by the name of Adawulf de Denesle wiped a bead of sweat from his brow as he picked up his quill and began to write in his journal:

 

19th of The Grand Harvest, 1526

Yet again, through years of experimentation and studies in eugenics, nātīvus trials have given us initiative in the realm auf x (commonly denoted by ζ ). This time, however, the x-ists (which have been documented here: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/134557-coming-of-the-third-breed/ ) reveal to us their dark gatherings, practices and sesquipedalia, bringing saucers which, through the void’s telekenesis, hover above the surface. Sir Adawulf, through studies of “gooing,” has been perspicacious in his research of the X-dimension.

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Are you tired of riding pinky-steeds with saddles that grind against your groin with utmost haste? Are you tired of walking in general? Well, there’s a simple solution dear friend! A beacon of hope in the dark abyss that is life- the Model L super cart! This bad-boy is equipped with the finest Khalestinian leather seats and the finest Vander engineering. There is no pollution and infact- it makes no sound! Do what you want with this precarious machine! Eat it, drive it, roll in it, the only one who cares is the Creator, and he already has a plan for you and chances are you’re going to rot in the pits of the nether!

Eblon comes to justify our sins with the philosophy of One Mind and One Body!
ONE MIND ONE BODY!

Disclaimer: Should you be impaled with a sarchospier OH Co. is not responsible.

The Model L is now available for a proficuous sum of 5,000 minas!

 

Edited September 30, 2015 by AlteredGENx

[Zhulik 3559]

"Yee doggy, that diddly thing will get me there and back in no-time! Take me money!"

Says Rufus.

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

Faiz Kharadeen approves!!!

[O. 36]

"This is flight at its physical form"

Yells Adawulf.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

"Khalestine is gettin' weirder and weirder,.." Nafis says to himself.

[Neri 3590]

((Would be awesome for like a tram service or something!

 

[Heero 4092]

((This honestly made my morning. Bravo.

[Dougstalicious 721]

How soon can it be weaponized?

[colovian fur 8360]

"Wonder what happened to model A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, and K."

 

Says a certain Adil.

[Kilig 333]

ahah wow I wish I could +2 this.

[Xygim 80]

+15 I was the scared elf in this video :D

[1 1393]

((If only if the redstone current could transfer between regions :(

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.