The Felsen Times - Issue II

[Guest The Orenian Company]

 

 

ISSUE II - The Times of Felsen

 

1 - MYLAS - MAYORAL HOLDER

 

2 - PABLO’S SINGLE’S SECTION

 

3 - OREN TODAY, VALIOR NEWS

 

4 - FINANCE AND STOCKS

 

5 - ABOUT THE PUBLISHERS

 

 

A Note: This Paper has been created and written as a trial, by one of our employees

 

Mylas - Mayoral Holder

All of Felsen, perhaps even Oren, are aware of the current Mayoral Holder Mylas. A friend to all, and far stronger leader than the far from competent Duchy of Istria and its Roswellian Government…

This front page is rather brief as we did not have as much time with Mylas due to his crammed schedule...

How did you grow into the man you are now? "Hard Work, diligence and a healthy amount of praying."

When did you decide to become a politician? "I came from a long line of politicians, in fact, my grandfather, was mayor of the capital before me. I’ve decided to take it up in time of war to better serve my country and emperor."

Will you run for Mayor again? "Indeed, i’m forming the Vote Mylas party to ensure a better Orenia and Felsen for future generations."

Will you run the city the same way? "During my first term i got acquainted with how the city works and meeting the fine constituents that make up the largest city on God’s green earth.However on my second term i plan to enact a lot of ideas that have been playing around in my head or that have been suggested to me."

Who do you see as your biggest political Opponent? "My twin brother Kylas."

You’re going up against your twin? "If he decides to run, i suppose."

Would you like to make a final statement? "God Bless his majesty John Horen and God bless the empire of Orenia."

 

“God Bless His Majesty John Horen” - Mylas

 

Pablo’s Single’s Section

“Dear Pablo, I am looking for love in the city of Felsen. Though I have a rather distinct fungal infection within my toe nails. This was most likely caught from Mr Blackwood, a member of Roswell’s elite advisory body. - Anonymous”

 

Dear Anonymous, the infection may be the infamous Roswell Fungal Infection, which can be treated with Del Castillo, Anti Roswell Cream. Though I would advise you to stay away from Blackwood, his linen was assembled within a Roswellian child labour factory, and is ridden with lice… Pablo.

Advertisement Section

 

“Come down to Mylas & Atturi’s Fine Exotic Cheap Merchandise, situated at 1 Godfrey Boulevard. Ranging from precious gems to magnificent metal work, all available for affordable prices! ” [Advertisement Space, 100 Minas/Ad]

 

“The next mayoral election of Felsen is coming, but who will you be voting? Mayoral Candidate Mylas, has already demonstrated his expertise thus far, in governance of our Capital. Allow Felsen to become a fairer place. Vote Mylas.” [Advertisement Space, 100 Minas/Ad]

 

 

News

 

Sporadic Serial Killer

 

A Few days ago, as many have witnessed, there was a dispute in the Courlandic company’s shop between an elven lady and a human gentleman. This lead to the lady leaving the shop, only to be chased into the streets of Felsen, where she was caught and eventually butchered in Newport Blvd. The man who is guilty of the killing is suspected to be one “Bryce.”

 

On the 3rd of Sun’s smile a masked man attacked Mark Birch outside of the gate of Felsen with an axe, wounding him in the back. The man was knocked out after a short struggle by an elven woman. The Criminal has been apprehended and brought away.

 

[!] There’s a drawing of the criminal here, showing his mask and axe in hand. [!]

 

“Dear Citizens of Felsen, as you know, there has been a stream of immigrants into our city.

Do note that those immigrants might not all have pure intentions. It is likely that among those, there are thieves, swindlers, murderers, sodomites and worse. Keep your eyes open and report any suspicious actions they take.” - Statement from the Mayoral Candidate Manuel Jose Rodriguez del Castillo

A New Watch

 

Patrick Morin, a twenty year old heartlander, has been appointed as head of the new Felsen guards force. The guard force has been revived by Mayor Mylas and Lord Steward Silus, in an attempt to quash the crime rate of Felsen, and make her citizens feel safe. The captain has pledge to remove the ghoul menace and to reduce crime.

 

The force will require guards. Therefore, at the OPC, we urge all able-bodied persons to enlist. This may be done via bird to the Captain ((wealthypiano)).

 

More Ghouls?

 

Only Days ago, Ghouls were sighted upon the roof of the grand Cathedral of Felsen. Could this be a sign of Ghoul attacks? The Ghouls remained upon the roof for quite sometime, untill brave men entered the historic building in order to apprehend them. By the time the men reached the roof, the vile creatures had fled, vanishing.

 

We are still unknown of their whereabouts. We at the OPC, ask all citizens to remain vigilant when around Felsen, particularly when alone…  If Ghouls are able to breach our Cathedral, in such a hustling area of Felsen. Then what is there to prevent them from accessing other buildings such as homes or even the Royal Palace? Remain Cautious…

 

[!] An illustration of the Cathedral is depicted below.

 

When newly appointed captain of the guard force of Felsen: Patrick Marlow, was asked by Otto V Habsburg about what he was going to do to tackle the Ghoul menace he replied with: “I would like to enlist the help of monster-hunting guilds, though I am not sure if they exist, to my knowledge. I would like to seek out an expert on the beasts, arm ourselves with monster-specific weaponry and drive out whatever Ghoul we find from Felsen!”. Do not hesitate to contact the Captain, if you are aware of any persons related to monster hunting or if you, yourself, are one.

Finance & Stocks

Istrian Property Development: -49% MKT CPT (688.50 Minas)

Saltstone Salt Company: +15% MKT CPT (2349.45 Minas)

Wycome Trading company: +0.6% MKT CPT (4579.20 Minas)

Courlandic Trading Company: +82% MKT CPT (8250.06 Minas)

Drusco Property Development: +91% MKT CPT (8213 Minas)

Orenian Publishing Company: +89% MKT CPT (4536 Minas)

Roswell’s Wonder Emporium: -400% MKT CPT (20 Minas)

 

About The Publishers

 

The Orenian Publishing Company was formed on the 12th of the Grandharvest 1543, by Otto von Habsburg.

 

The Company takes inspiration from the old Petrus Printing Press, owned by Jacob Chapel, in the times of Tuvya Carrion. Dedicated to bringing the citizens of Felsen and Oren fresh news, which they deserve.

 

The company headquarters is found at 2 Newport Boulevard. Vacancies are currently open, to apply please send a bird to Otto Von Habsburg or visit the office. The Company is also dedicated to publishing books of any kind. From Novels, to guides and spell tomes.

 

This company supports Mylas for Mayor.

 

THE SECOND ISSUE OF THE FELSEN TIMES, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ORENIAN PUBLISHING COMPANY LTD.

 

OPC Ltd readily welcomes articles from aspiring writers, for a chance to appear in the next issue, please send your article to the publishers. (Via forum PM)

 

Advertisements can be purchased, to find out more, contact the publishers. (Via forum PM)

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

Tim of Locklear promptly flips to the finance section, giving a nod of approval upon arrival.

[Beamon4 1690]

Kelvin Hirrangton reads the newspaper "This is good I like it"

[Jentos 9425]

Grunt's as he read's the new's, "Roswell's Wonder Emporium... Disease's... Huh, what be these lie's? Can ye' only' write thing's on T'weakest!? Are ye' jest a bunch O' craven's? Pff... Write sa'methin' on tha' Rex... Or Summerhall! If ye' be' real men!"

[Jonificus 2763]

"A good read." Says a shitting Mithius, enjoying the bathroom literature.

[LPT 771]

Oliver smiles "Mylas is a good man of undeniable devotion to GOD... A man who humbly talks of prayers as a means of his success is a true man of GOD"

[Moochael 730]

Mark Birch's brow furrows as he reads the news about the Ghouls

"But they came d-d-d-down... A group o-of people and I killed them..."

He flips to the page about the masked murderer, upon seeing his name in the paper he nods a few times, muttering, " Not bad...."

[Endovelicus 614]

"Savoyard business is BOOMING!" Says a Druscan property mugol.

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

Kaisle smiles at the poster, "It seems a second date is due..."

[Kaelan 1918]

A package marked for Alasdair d'Aumont arrives at his doorstep at his new home far away from Vailor. Inside contains the newspaper, along with other various objects from his friends. 

"I sure am glad I didn't bother throwing any coin into Istrian Property or that Emporium. Else I would surely be living on the streets by now. I also am glad that the publisher knows not to use an absurd amount of ink that does damage to the eyes when they glance at it." he says to himself as he closes the door to his home, taking the package inside with him.

[ACU20 567]

*Josiah sits on the loo, glancing towards where his toilet paper was usually situated he finds, to his horror, the paper to be missing. Josiah panicking as he looks around frantically for any paper, scouring through the cupboard*

 

"GOD help me"

 

*Josiah mutters under his breath, he then hears a thud by the door, he peeks through the loo door and steps out, sneaking down the stairs, his eyes fall upon the packages on the floor, spotting the Felsen Times issue II, he let's out a sigh of relief*

 

"Thank GOD."

[AGP 3169]

5 hours ago, TheAmazingPheonix said:

"Savoyard business is BOOMING!" Says a Druscan property mugol.

"I've got to get into this market..." mutters Bertrand.

[DuckMD 7]

"Perhaps..." says James, after reading the paper over.

[Z3r05t4r 855]

Silus hums, but grunts after a while after reading on. "I have to write a letter of complaint, they misprinted my name."

[Jachnun 566]

Gilbert grumbles, "No mention of Lima Brothers, hmm..."