A Heirophant's Perspective: The Elves

[Wolf Druid Ouity 1461]

In each realm of the Mali, a letter scrawls itself from the whorls of  bark in select trees closest to major thoroughfares and gates. For a single day, a Druid's simple message would find its way to the eyes of any Elf (and perhaps many more besides) who was keen enough to simply look left or right as he went about his day.

 

 

Elves,

Again and again throughout the centuries, you simply cannot get along. I have observed your bickerings and affairs for many centuries, and it pains me to see you now so close to a new, golden age and yet place tripping blocks under your own feet.

 

The High Elves have always been a crafty bunch. They'll take any excuse they can get to feel powerful, intelligent, or special. I suppose it must be the parenting. You simply must understand that you are more powerful as a unit. Stop making yourselves pretty cities of marble and just integrate. You've been doing this since Asulon, centuries and centuries of this petty bullshit. Your keeps are garbage and nobody cares. 

 

Treshury or whatever the Nether your name is, frankly, you don't deserve to be called king. It's nothing personal, but countless, better elves than you have declined the title out of respect for Malin. If High Prince Native didn't deserve a king's crown, neither do you. If you just forget about the whole, stupid idea now then the dissenters can't use your dishonor against you and you'll have a morale high ground. If you decide to keep your title, you'll just give them more fuel to bring this whole thing down around your head.

 

As for the rest of this nonsense, surely all of you bungling idiots can work out some sort of resolution. The Wood Elves didn't let you kill a fugitive or burn a city down. Tough, sure, but you can milk that. Take concessions and be happy with it. Demand more seats on whatever council system they've established and for Aspects' sake, stop being so petty. We're all over it. 

 

If I didn't know the lot of you had pointy ears, I'd call this classic human politics. Malin must be weeping wherever he is.

 

Disgustedly yours,

Wolf Druid Ouity Deathsbane

 

PS. If you're allies with the Orcs you should talk to a Cleric about the brain you've obviously misplaced. They can probably help you live with your condition.

[oblivionsbane 714]

Mark wouldn't see the message, thus he wouldn't comment.

[Sky 0]

The Bull Druid hums lightly, wondering if the elven people, and the King himself, will listen to his Elder Hierophant. A man, he clearly sees as wise in such regards of life, and much others.

[Corvoo 562]

Muildir gives a firm nod as he finishes reading the letter, pushing it to the side with a small sigh. "The man speaks truth, sense. Completely. They'd be wise to listen to him." he'd mutter out, before going about his daily business once more.

[Zindran 590]

Anthron looks over the letter, giving a few nods, "Wise words, but as people usually are, they don't listen, and that's how most of the wars between the nations start, mostly Oren though. But still, it'd be nice if they listen to what he has to say." he remarks before going about his business.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"Once again, for the record, I suggested he take the title High Prince." Muttered Artimec between intermittent sips of a mixture of tomato juice, clams, salt, thyme and vodka.

[oblivionsbane 714]

Just now, 吳憾戰士14 said:

"Once again, for the record, I suggested he take the title High Prince." Muttered Artimec between intermittent sips of a mixture of tomato juice, clams, salt, thyme and vodka.

((Where did you even get that mixture? That sounds absolutely revolting.))

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

1 minute ago, oblivionsbane said:

((Where did you even get that mixture? That sounds absolutely revolting.))

((Its somewhat a bloody Caesar but they usually also have hot sauce or Worcestershire sauce and no thyme))

[Treshure 5817]

Tahorran reads the letter, instantly agreeing.

"Hrma! I'm a Druid! I'm very wise, and you all are foolish children. Ha, ha, ha!"

 

[the mystery man 16]

"woo go ouity"
 says Quinn the banished man.

[Elvrohir Aureon 210]

16 minutes ago, Treshure said:

Tahorran reads the letter, instantly agreeing.

"Hrma! I'm a Druid! I'm very wise, and you all are foolish children. Ha, ha, ha!"

 

 

Elvrohir knows that Mali'Aheral will read this letter and not benefit from it. 

[trinn 5144]

"This is a tad bit too far. First of all, this 'King Malin' bullshit is not a propaganda explicitly stated and signed by Haelun'or as a whole - it doesn't even have the Sohaer's signature. Now, stop dragging and insulting all the Mali'aheral by the words of a few. And our city is absolutely fabulous, ahernan - why don't you go back to eating raw meats like wild animals and harassing trees. 

 

Second of all, your statement of 'no one cares'... thats a stab to my delicate heart. We care about our culture, and we want to be seperate with our own city. Respect that please, otherwise its hypocritical when you whine about how we don't respect nature and your love life with trees."

 

Andri chatters to anyone near enough to her, before ambling away to find someone to play her illusion tricks on. Then again, the Mali didn't exactly look so sober as she utters this rant.

[Space 2335]

"Draoi!" says Aeran, in a long series of **** slinging with Ouity.

[TankM1A2 840]

A resentful Wood Elf female stumbles upon this note, nailed to a post by the road. Spitting at the ground, she tells her companions, "The day the Mali'aheral lose their arrogance will be the day pigs fly."

[Farryn 860]

8 hours ago, Wolf Druid Ouity said:

PS. If you're allies with the Orcs you should talk to a Cleric about the brain you've obviously misplaced. They can probably help you live with your condition.

 

"Not even a cleric will be able to heal a brain that sees the orcs as allies, despite the plague that is spread. Not that we can heal anything mental wise anyway" One particular blonde cleric remarks as she leans back in her chair. She sips her sweet tea calmly.  "It seems politics come before dangerous threats these days, a shame... good thing I do not get involved with these silly political disputs."