Dunshire goes to WAR!!!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A halfling stands on top of one of Dunshire’s many hills, and gives a long speech for the halfling people

Dunshire goes to WAR!

 ~Some halflings ambush the big bad bigguns who attack Dunshire so much, bringing about a more peaceful Dunshire and a more peaceful Atlas!~

 

For a long time now, us wee Dunshire fellows have been threatened by the big bad bigguns! It is time for us to formally march to WAR against these evil threats, and make sure there’s pumpkins and love for all!

 

With this, I declare the War of Peace! Let us beat back the enemy with our peace-bringing shovels, and spread the love of Lord Knox to all by putting pumpkins on our heads in his honor!

 

Every single halfling must contribute by eating at least three cakes a day, bathing frequently, and being prepared to throw the eggs of PEACE at anyone who tries to kill us all!

 

Who is the enemy?:
The big bad bigguns attacking Dunshire!

 

Why are we fighting?:

To protect our hairy feet from harm!

 

When will we surrender?:
NEVER! (unless there’s cake)

 

After the sun has risen on Dunshire for the first time of the seventh Elven Day of the Elven Week (or just whenever we feel like it), we shall march against these evil bigguns and show them the good halflings morals of peace, prosperity, and comfort for all!

 

Eggs against arrows!

Shovels against swords!

Pumpkins against helmets!

Cakes against shields!

Halflings against men!

Peace against war!

 

It is time for us to stand up against oppression, and it is time for us to triumph!

 

May Dunshire live forever! Lord Knox bless us all!

 

[!] The halfling steps down from their position on the hill after receiving much applause from the audience down below

 

[!] Fliers can also be seen flying about in the wind

Dunshire declares a millitant War of PEACE upon the following:

-Renatus-Marna

-Haense

-Holm

-Norland

-The Dominion of Malin

-Krugmar

-Vrakai

-Blackmarsh

-Sutica

-Riviä

-Halsworthy

-Fenn

-Santegia

-Adylith

-Curon

-Azgaraz

-Götha

-Southron Confederacy

-Kal'Ulrah

-Druidic Order

-Daeland

-Judah

-Haelun'or

-Warhawke Cheifdom

-Fairyland

-The abyss

-Heaven

-Wherever the Kha are living

-Wherever the monkey people are living

-Anywhere else that we missed

 

May PEACE reign supreme over Altas! We will not allow Dunshire or anywhere else to be harmed!

-Madeline Applefoot, Deputy of Dunshire

-Pal, Mailman of Dunshire

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Source of image: http://www.theonering.com/galleries/professional-artists/the-return-of-the-king/scouring-of-the-shire-greg-and-tim-hildebrandt 

 

I do not have any credit to this image, and I did not make it.

 

[herculean_wud 3662]

Somewhere, somehow a dark-skinned once-slave halfling- going by the name of Toby -hears of the mobilisation of the halfling race. Bringing forth his heavy carbarum shovel and his helmet (which was forged into the shape of a pumpkin) he made his way to Dunshire hoping to once more slay the bigguns like he once had with the rest of the Shovelhood Militants. 

[FloralHedgehog 493]

A green halfling brandishes his spade "we'll show em our LOVE and PEACE!" The halfling would then resume to swing his shovel down into a cake with vigor and hunger (for cake) 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

OOC Note: This is not a meme, this is real. While we're not doing a "War" as you bigguns would call or or fighting in any warclaims or raids on others, this is still a valid RP document that should be taken seriously (Well, sort of seriously at least).

 

Madeline Applefoot cheers, preparing to march on the evil bigguns and change Altas for the better

 

"Long live Dunshire, long live us wee fellows, an' may PEACE be known in all o' A'las!" She'd say

[Balorien 54]

*Balorien places his hand on his his face to hide his eyes and sighes*

[GDPR 014 48]

Klaus quivers in fears, remembering the zeal halfling shoggers bring with them to battle. 

[ACU20 567]

"All, is lost" - Count Eimar stated in utter fear as his soul left his body at the sight of the sharpened shovels

[Boomzerang 515]

"So much for being a 'religion of peace', hm?" states a well-educated and big-brained Sargon of Krugmar.

[Sultan 3953]

The King of Reantus-Marna after hearing this sends a cart filled to the brim with a delicate assortment of cakes, dainty sandwiches, cream puffs, custard tarts, strawberry tarts, and eclairs smothered in rich Waldenain chocolate, bursting fat with fresh cream.

 

A letter would be given to a representative of the Halflings that would read. "Let there be peace between us little kith." 

[Man814 30]

Evan looks around worriedly, as he gets word of this and from the gatehouse, he begins to shout towards Dimlin"

 

"

 

[thesaintjaleel 792]

"Shut up" said Val

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

[!] The War of Peace would soon have a force fighting for it, the Peace-Warriors!

Spoiler

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/172380-dunshires-peace-warriors-guild/

 

[EmbryoGod 823]

Ser Nicholas Ambertoevachev the First, true Reichskanzler of the Gnömigreich, Kommandant of the 1st Tunneling Corps of Carnatia, Flight Commander of the 1st Gnomish Air Force, most decorated Carnatian Veteran, Warden of Iblees dons his tie-dye Battle Dress Uniform. Ever ready to hug his foes into submission, he rallies the Gnomish army to bring peace and love throughout the lands.

[Hobbs_Burrows 497]

Dunshire calls their allies to the war:

 

[Gallic 1066]

"Haha yeah--...!" Gwion, Cyning of the Daels began to cheer.

 

4 hours ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

-Daeland

 

"Wait... What'd we do?"