To Ser John The Concubine

[MongolKhan 255]

 

 

 

 

“Ser” John of Nowhere

 

I write this letter with a simple fact in mind- to out you for who you truly are. You are by all means a sinner, a craven and most of all a snake. A weak willed man is all you are. Your words hold little weight. You write of how you seek vengeance but you lack any skills with blade nor with Marshal-ship. Hold your little tongue John, for you only embarrass yourself for your “dear” Ester. 

 

All should know of how the ***** Ester and yourself committed vile acts of adultery attest to whom the person you are. I remember you once came to me, in Rubern nonetheless,  all so scared of the actions your former wife- scared she would commit such a sin, but t’was you who would do such. You’re a vile man, with little weight to his name. You’re a snake among the grass and for that- you will die a bloody death Ser John the concubine. You speak of my children with Ester and how the Duke will not protect them. Godric is a dear friend of mine, I trust his word, his word holds more weight, then your petty tongue. Keep my children from your sinful tongue you vile creature.

 

You wish for vengeance, I offer you this, you and I shall meet on neutral turf, away from the comrades I’ve developed, away from the vile people you call friends. We shall meet, weapon in hand and we shall fight to the death, man on man like the ways of old. I offer you this, though I hold little hope that a concubine such as yourself would truly accept such an act, for you stand at the back of your armies while my son and his Grace fight at the front. Either way, if you do not accept- John the Concubine. Then I shall meet you on the field of battle and I will be sure to find you. So that I may take your body and put it upon a pike, where it belongs.

 

Rickard I Heinrick

[FlemishSupremacy 6115]

Flemius remembers John d’Arkent spying on himself and his wife, and shudders at the thought.

[Narthok 10416]

Godric throws seeds to a bunch of chickens near the wolf’s head tavern in Montburgh, the clucking of the chickens growing louder and louder. As he squinted he was struck by one hen’s resemblance to John. Strange.. he thought

[Axelu 4333]

Milena holds back Mariya’s hair as she vomits in the seven skies. 

”Now what did I tell you about doing somersaults, Marelika?” 

[bickando 3967]

Odo Drakaene holds his scythe high in the air before swiping swiftly downwards at the barley before him. He watches the stalks flutter to the ground with satisfaction when, suddenly, he notices something strange!

 

It’s a conspicuously-dropped journal entry, written by one ‘John the Polyamorous’!

 

[koanda 620]

Ester frowns from the Skies as she watches over the man who was once her crow wilt into nothing more than a hate filled hypocrite.

”To think, you named our child after your lover & I stayed silent for the sake of our unity. A man who attempted to kill me, tried to aid in my capture now shames me in death over rumors. And they say women are the petty ones.”

[nevy40 405]

Ser Loras sat in the beautiful, picturesque gardens of Lorraine.

As his gaze wandered to the skies; he took notice of a cuckoo

bird which resembled Ser John. “How fitting” he thought to himself,

laughing at the uncanny resemblance between  the cuckoo bird and Ser John.

 

[trinn 5142]

Anastasya Alimar spits out her water. Flabbergasted. 

[ferdaboy 3486]

“Was this one too fertile aswell, Sir John?” Titus would say to himself as he read the letter.

[BenevolentManacles 2232]

John suddenly regrets being tunnel buddies with Rickard.