Open Letter to Prince Robert

[Emery 958]

@Nectorist

“To the deplorable lackwit Robert Novellen,

 

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJAgGB7jKZU

 

Your low character is the subject of Akritian plays and tales of your misdeeds are told from Providence to Talon’s Port. For dishonoring Lady Margaux Helvets, I challenge you to a melee duel by rapier on the dusk. If you refuse my challenge, I shall declare in every hall your cowardice and unmanliness, and that you are nothing more than a dishonorable rat.

 

Sincerely, 

Holy Ser Owyn de Joannes the Gallant, Most Resilient Protector of the Augustine, Champion of 

Southbridge, Champion of Anthosian Fair, Guardian of Sedan, Rescuer of Princesses and Contester of Boars”

[Dogged 2879]

Alexander de Joannes smiles as he knows the cowardice of a prince will be defeated by his brother, Holy Ser Owyn de Joannes the Gallant, Most Resilient Protector of the Augustine, Champion of Southbridge, Champion of Anthos, Guardian of Sedan, Rescuer of Princesses and Contester of Boars

 

 

[Proddy 2415]

Robert Foltest Helvets overhears of the public missive over a spot of tea and a cigarette in his Trissingham chambers - he swftly pens a letter to Owyn de Joannes inquiring of the location of the duel should the Prince Robert accept, eager to spectate the momentous affair.

[aiden0023 1384]

Lukas Castile laughs as he watches Holy Ser Owyn de Joannes the Gallant, Most Resilient Protector of the Augustine, Champion of Southbridge, Champion of Anthosian Fair, Guardian of Sedan, Rescuer of Princesses and Contester of Boars, send the letter off to be read by the cowardly Robert Novellen.

[TheNunnery 1853]

"Beat him up! I hate that stupid prince." Alyssa Seregon, dear friend to Margaux, would say while keeping a grin on her face. The mali'aheral would be seen drinking her tea and studying inside the safety of her home. Then the woman walked up to her balcony and simply looked up to the night's sky. "I hope that inbred b*stard dies by the blade, he speaks of vile things of a woman, my dearest friend, whom is pulled into horrors by horrible luck." After the loud though, the woman would simply sigh, then walked back into her room to bake some cookies! Just in case . . . the ill-prince meets an ill-fate during this duel.

[bugbytes21 790]

Father Hernando Altamirano looks upon the missive and states, "May GOD bless these two souls so that they find resolution in their conflict, and may there be a swift and bloodless end to this fued. In your name we pray. Amen." 

[Lickspittle 695]

Valdemar Vanir  would be laying in his canoe as he heard news from conversation between two wig-wearing men atop of him on the Orenian bridge. "A duel? To the death? How exciting! I should try that with my friends one time." He'd puff on a cigar he stole from a shop, and begin to fight a fish that bit his bait.

[DahStalker 3692]

Emerentia looks over the missive with humor as it was given to her via servant, lips perked into a vague smirk.

[argonian 14254]

Ailred gasps as he reads that Holy Ser Owyn de Joannes the Gallant, Most Resilient Protector of the Augustine, Champion of Southbridge, Champion of Anthos, Guardian of Sedan, Rescuer of Princesses, Contester of Boars, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.

[winterblood 11181]

Margaux Helvets practically choked on a strawberry when word of this duel met her ears.

 

Spoiler

 

 

[Publius 4098]

From Whitcombe, Emil-Dardot received word of this from a courier from out of Sedan. To the Duke of Cathalon and the duelist, he sent word of his solidarity.

[Tiresiam 462]

Emanuel de Montcalm readily enjoys the publicly posted letter and the author's evidently massive brass-balls. Crumpling up the letter in his hand and tossing it in the fire he made note to attend the affair as he would not want to miss such a powerful match involving the great Holy Ser Owyn de Joannes the Gallant, Most Resilient Protector of the Augustine, Champion of Southbridge, Champion of Anthosian Fair, Guardian of Sedan, Rescuer of Princesses and Contester of Boars

 

[Beamon4 1690]

Conrad de Falstaff gasps for a moment "Oh dear!" He'd state before simply penning his name in addition on Emil's letter

[capiital 275]

From the gardens of Trissingham,  Alexandrina Frederica would gasp, recalling the duel that occurred during Helena Augusta’s debutante. 

 

[Shmeepicus 4213]

"Damn, the Joannes went crazy at the Anthosian festivites." Caspian'd comment.