Masouri 2131 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2022 TO CATCH A CRAWFISH 14th of the First Seed, Year 58 of SA “Too focused on the cheese, they fell for the gate!” - Django https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q The story behind this raid is quite simple, a tale to be told for ages. A small, but strong, force of 1,100 Ferrymen sneaked their way into the heart of New Providence. At the back of the city there was a little separated neighborhood by gate, and this is where the infamous baiter Django sat patiently, waiting for hours until he could finally trap the Imperials. The rest of the Ferrymen forces, led by Captain Banjo, scaled the walls and located the enemy rally. At the mere sight of the Ferrymen, General Erik var Ruthern blindly ordered his soldiers to charge! As though they were rats focused on cheese within a trap, they fell for the gates as they chased the Ferrymen back to the small town where Django closed the gates on a sizable portion of their army. Among these fallen men who drunkenly charged into the trap was their General, Erik. Powerless before the gates, the Orenians were in horror at the sight of their brothers-in-arms being slain at the device of their very own main strategy - gate trapping. As they fled, the Ferrymen pursued and struck down the entirety of the Imperial army stationed within the capital. The Ferrymen baited and killed the entirety of the Imperial army. They fought with wits and in their natural prowess and once again proved, small wins against big. 2,300 of the 2,400 Imperials were killed. 1,100 of the 1,100 Ferrymen survived. Signed, Banjo, The Captain of the Ferrymen, Savior of the Common and Free People, Pillager of Elvenesse, Liberator of Man, The Bringer of Equality, Capturer of the Bastion, Defeater of Racism, Debearder of Grand Kings, Sailor of the Seas, 2x Mr. Almaris, Emperor of the Roads, Lord of Shipwreck Keep, Occupier of New Providence, 40 Star General, The Greater Lobster Fisherman, Premortem Saint of Epic Ballads. 57 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanark 1976 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Emiel de Flieve applauds his sword-brothers, the Ferrymen - for this gargantuan dub. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milenkhov 4586 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Azhar Khan recalls riding his mount into battle, his axe raised as he cleaved through the flank of foes, allowing for swift escapade and much tactical prowess at the behest of his companions. His lungs quaked as the voice of the farfolk resounded within the fief of the Holy Oren. "Hoooggg Ridddaaaahh. . !" he barked to the skies, as the almighty creature he rode battered and bruised the denizens that seized the merry-band of the Ferrymen. Spoiler The day had ended; another victory for the assortment of warriors who donned green-hues. He muttered something then, and had thoughts of his brother, Mohammad - an orenian Knight of much renown. "Astaghfirullah. . ." he croaked, departing to the Stone Tower as he deposited the vast riches and heirlooms acquired from the defeated troops in that uncanny, yet very remarkable skirmish that was conducted within the capital of the so called Empire. He concluded then, towards Diomé [@Orlanth] and the companions who had emerged victorious. "Was there ever any doubt. . ? it is rather simple, indubitably so. . ." 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlanth 3547 Share Posted January 8, 2022 "Oh" Diomé said as he watched the gates fall, trapping the soldiers inside. "I guess we win again." Spoiler 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurferDurfer1 2584 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Candle, a totally innocent bystander and actually a recruit of the ISA, gets murdered by the ISA in their sheer incompetence at handling brave Ferry Folk in the city of Providence prompting him to seek out a new line of work. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappor 545 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Iscesi 'Snowbird' Velulaei'onn lays in his snake-skin chair, strumming at his Magic Guitar "I've said it a near million times now - when will they learn this is not their fight?!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mika1278 2699 Share Posted January 8, 2022 An Old-Sutican Guard clapped his gloved hands twice about eleven times from the back gate as he was unable to enter with the group, almost as if he knew when the bodies hit the ground 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchless_fry 242 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Aramis Lavigne cleaned off her blade after the fight "Are we having seafood for dinner?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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D3F4LT 623 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Thumbrindal smiled at the news comming through the capital of dwed, he'd raise his cup of Grandaxe ale and toasted among others, celebrating yet another victory over the wig-wearing imperials! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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