DEATH TO OREN

[Rig 17590]

Spoiler

 

 

OFFICIUM AD AUTEM

 

ENCYCLOPEDIA ADDRESS

 

OFFICIUM AD IDIOTA

DUTY TO GRIFTING & PAGANISM

 

OF THE LOFTIEST PONTIFICATION 

EVERDEEN “EVERARD” SEXTUS

 

Addressed to those woefully ungodly unarmed men, women, and children rightfully displaced and murdered by SEXTUS EVERDEEN.

The response NOBODY asked for.

 

 

 

“I TREADETH FORTH ON A GLASS LITTER, TO ROAM THIS WORLD AND DESPOIL IT WITH DREAD. UPON THIS THRONE, I DO THE WORK OF THE DECEIVER. YEMEKAR’S BALANCE, THE BURNING BUSH, THESE ARE MY CURIOUS DEMESNE. BLOOD MAGIC & DEVILRY IS MY MIRACLE. MY SAINT IS IBLEES. FROM THE LECHEROUS CONFINES OF MY CURIA, I MAKE MY INSANIAM KNOWN!” 

(AUSPICE 6-6-6:666, DERFY'S CANTICLE OF IMMORTALITY)

 

Sextus VI Everdeen “Evvy-rard” roars from his chambers of children at play, his fists pounding against his desk as a cacophony of panicked voices ring out from his Pontifical Apartments. A gathered mass of Church followers, such as the trifecta armies of NORDLAND, URGWAN, AND SEDAN.

 

The body of a twelve-year-old hung outside the apartments. Thus, Us thought, unto traitors. The girl, who lost her parents to NORDLING invaders spurred by the Pontification of WE, attempted to slay ME (US) with a butter knife. As the Witch Queen of OREN Anastiastus, bound in unholy MATRIMONY to RED WIZARD of Providence Philip III, struck her father-in-law Philip (1 or 2?) to death by spurring him into a state of ARRESTED BLOOD FLOW from a continent’s breadth away, his heart stopping from the act!

 

As there are now two Philips, WE believe the Third Philip, Red Wizard Kong of the EMPIRE OF OREN, to be responsible for this act of debauchery. After all, he said WE could not pontificate nearly as well as he. Here WE stand, for US, by US, to punish them for these deeds drawn from our conclusive gauging of Philip (1 or 2)’s heart and brain acidity. In order for US to assess the validity of the assassination (which happened, as confirmed by our correspondence with a horned, bejeweled beast hardly resembling a man) we have drawn conclusively that PHILIP and ANASTASTIUS have ERRED! US (GOD MANFLESH, EVERARDUS SEXTUS EVERDEEN, CONSUMER of the FAITHLESS) support LEOPOLD VON ALSTION, of that lineage which cavorts with PERTINAXI conquerors, so that you may learn your lesson. EMPEROR ALSTION decrees that at once you vacate your homes in abundance. Cover your women’s shoulders, beat homosexual citizens living ordinary lives severely, and suffer not the bountiful ruse that are the freedoms outlined in JOSEPH MARNA’s Nenzing Proclamation.

 

You lost the war! You chose to go to war with Pagan invaders! That is your choice. Yemekar’s Balance, WE hereby opine, is to be the way of your world. Your homes, your lands, your farms. They were lost due to the failures of the RED KONG PHILIP THREE, not the machinations of WE!

 

Now hither thee, get out of here, and begone, thee. Thusly.

 

POMPOUS SEXTUS

EVERARDUS MAXIMUS

 

[Nectorist 12870]

Philip III bows to the will of the Pontifex Maximus, abandoning his throne to Olybrius of the Vandalic Kingdom.

[Asutto 2452]

"Not the Pontiff we deserved but the Pontiff we need." Remarked one Victoria Emma.

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

"Hail Iblees!" shouts a clergyman wildly from a Haenseni Rooftop.

[ncarr 2806]

Under Emperor Simon Pruvia Novellen, Princess Sophie Clementine rejoices! @VeganWalmart

[HIGH_FIRE 5490]

Duncan would cry reading this realising that he was wrong all along, The Red Wizard is actually evil.

[seannie 7443]

God high above does a frowny face

[MRCHENN 4741]

The dragon Emperor bows his head to the Pertinaxi conqueror, Leopold Astion. Surely, through the power of Yemekar and the faith of Everardeen VI, his Josephite freedoms would be protected at last.

[ydegirl 2357]

“What’s he saying?” commented One Guenda Letizia. “I can’t read the writing..”

[amyselia 2962]

Anna Ulyssa begins roaring with insanity in the likes of a great red dragon's unholy might, a second head growing from her shoulders, then a third. The body of the girl was no more, instead turned into a beast of heretical azdrazi proportions, the true embodiment of the Novellen regime.

 

Suddenly, her eyelashes beat downwards, and she was once more in her room, the relishing of her daydreams no more once her tutor snapped her back into awareness.

[veganwalmart 1059]

3 minutes ago, ncarr said:

Under Emperor Simon Pruvia Novellen, Princess Sophie Clementine rejoices! @VeganWalmart

Princess Anastasie, Titular Duchess of Lorraine, linked hands with her Imperial sister as they danced about the unmarked graves of the Pretender Emperor and Empress! @ncarr

[latte 2238]

" this is the first time a white person has ever made sense," remarks a Li-Ren all the way from Yong Ping.

[monkeypoacher 8055]

Empress Theodora Augusta Anne Carolina Dakota Ulyssa Maria Horen bows three times in the direction of Karosgrad, site of the Holy See, in deference to the will of the Vicar of God.

[Buffsanta 961]

Lord Hieran shrugs.

"You're right - thats it. My entire mind is changed an I'll leave. My mistake entirely."