CorweenieTheJedi 889 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2022 Spoiler Dear Elysium, we are in your walls... On the 13th of The First Seed, year 73 of the Second Age; brave warriors of Krugmar, The Hustlers, The Silver Hands, The Bojo Family, and The Doomforged Clan did seek battle against the racist child killers of Elysium. Valiantly did they ride their noble steeds unto the gates of the corrupt city, only to find their adversaries cowering behind the walls. The warriors of the ARTF (Anti-Racism-Task-Force) did beckon out their foe to meet them upon the fields of battle, though no such request was acquiesced, and so did the cowardly racists turn away and show their tail. However, the courageous warriors of the ARTF did not quit! Together did they put their heads to come up with a solution, and a solution they did find! In the wall near the front gate to the city was a break in their otherwise impervious defenses - a hole was found by none other than Brankhyn Doomforged! The warriors crawled through the hole, and found themselves within the walls of the terrible city. And thus did the ARTF declare to the murderous racists hiding behind the cause of Almaris's iron door shortage... "ELYSIUM, WE ARE IN YOUR WALLS" The taunt rang out through the city, and so the Elysian "soldiers" did scatter, running from the mere sight of the ARTF warriors. They ran all the way back to their castle where they once again hid and cried, shying away from facing the racism hating warriors. A Silver Hand mercenary shouted a warcry so terrible, that it seemed as if every Elysium lost faith in God upon hearing it! After much taunting and staring at several hundred iron doors, the ARTF warriors grew bored, and decided to go home to exercise and study their scriptures. The brave and valiant warriors of the ARTF did not fell any racists this day, but the message was clearly sent... We are in your walls, and we hate racism! Perhaps the Elysians are lucky this day, for the heroic Bumba'lzig never made it to the battle, for he fell off a bridge! But by golly did he try! Spoiler See below; ARTF warriors exercising together! 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9945 Share Posted April 23, 2022 "Grohnst bearli Fit en da WaLL" Belches out Grohnst the Olog. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0rdLawyer 2271 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Bokztik nods "BUBHOZH!!!!" the olog drools. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2539 Share Posted April 23, 2022 A Bojotian Lord judges the Elysians silently 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister_0 40 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Ar-Tarok crawls inside the wall in order to find some iron doors that could be shared throughout Almaris. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkPapaBear 1975 Share Posted April 23, 2022 "Leave the sinking ship, leave Elysium before you drown." The Rex commented as he played with Leika's hands, like a child with his playmobil 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damnit_Delmar 1109 Share Posted April 23, 2022 The Zurgrizh reads the missive with a big sharp toothed grin. "Da Elzyiunz hav nub pride, their grizh iz da grizh ov COWARDZ. Dere wallz where fun tu klimb do" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart_Spam 281 Share Posted April 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, SilvertheGM said: The Zurgrizh reads the missive with a big sharp toothed grin. "Da Elzyiunz hav nub pride, their grizh iz da grizh ov COWARDZ. Dere wallz where fun tu klimb do" Nisreen agrees with this sentiment. About the walls. To clarify. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GawrNexus 232 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Amura wakes up from her nap, wondering what all the to do is, seeing nothing of importance happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyOfLavender 192 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Reading the missive Floria Vanari giggled to herself quietly as she sipped her tea "cowering?... I think not however I did have a good laugh watching them try to get into Cathey only to fail, maybe next time they'll succeed but I highly doubt so" the elfess said to herself as she relaxed into her chair and enjoyed her mint tea 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogoBojo 3972 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Hogo Bojo III, Co-President of the Hustler would smirk and nod at the missive. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzar 481 Share Posted April 23, 2022 The Hobgoblin nods his head ferociously whilst clenching his fists "Zkah'n right! Mi wood hav flatt'd awl uv da zkah'n Elyziums ihf mi wuz der!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigergiri 2866 Share Posted April 23, 2022 1 hour ago, DrunkPapaBear said: "Leave the sinking ship, leave Elysium before you drown." The Rex commented as he played with Leika's hands, like a child with his playmobil Leika wonder what happened when The rex threw them in the fire. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabby64 1295 Share Posted April 23, 2022 15 minutes ago, Tigergiri said: Leika wonder what happened when The rex through them in the fire. Spoiler 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Periphonics 358 Share Posted April 23, 2022 The elven man lets out a tired sigh, growing ever more exasperated with the antics of the orcs. He promptly comes to the conclusion that they wage war for their own amusement, a sickening prospect to a family man like himself 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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