Laeonathan 4008 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "What the- What is wrong with these people. Ne one minds homesexuals in other Elven Realms - so much for maehr'sae hiylun'ehya." muttered a young guard from Malin'or "Silver Stagnancy of Haelun'or" he lays on the floor, laughing... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigBubbles 707 Share Posted June 17, 2022 A certain "mali'thill" peers upon the missive with utmost disgust, "Ah, ti, because having a registry of every homosexual person will go so excellently when this phase of government falls and the next returns back to traditional maehr'sae." the fellow would then peer to a being forged of metal and alchemy with a hesitant smile settling his head against the sofa he sat at, he'd pull at the strings on his coat in a nervous manner, "I worry for what's to come, friend." Spoiler @AfroJoeTheOlogBro 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesopian 1125 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Maybe we should develop magic that allows the creation of an arcane womb, says Ti'gobser. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonty 457 Share Posted June 17, 2022 34 minutes ago, Diogen said: Hide contents gays rise up! Spoiler W-w-we.. Should.. Do that... T-t-together.. :flushed emoji: 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted June 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, TheBigBubbles said: A certain "mali'thill" peers upon the missive with utmost disgust, "Ah, ti, because having a registry of every homosexual person will go so excellently when this phase of government falls and the next returns back to traditional maehr'sae." the fellow would then peer to a being forged of metal and alchemy with a hesitant smile settling his head against the sofa he sat at, he'd pull at the strings on his coat in a nervous manner, "I worry for what's to come, friend." Reveal hidden contents @AfroJoeTheOlogBro The metal man looks back at the elgus with a snort, smoke and steam fuming out of his nose "Simple, just dont be a homosexual around elves. I think it's rather self explainatory." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigBubbles 707 Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, AfroJoeTheOlogBro said: The metal man looks back at the elgus with a snort, smoke and steam fuming out of his nose "Simple, just dont be a homosexual around elves. I think it's rather self explainatory." Aymon shakes his head at that, staring at the metal man with a small wince "I worry not for myself old friend. I worry for those who would buy into this legislation that might perish shortly after. Though, I do suppose there would be some stupidity involved in voluntarily giving away such information to a society that inherently despises the concept of your being." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted June 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, TheBigBubbles said: Aymon shakes his head at that, staring at the metal man with a small wince "I worry not for myself old friend. I worry for those who would buy into this legislation that might perish shortly after. Though, I do suppose there would be some stupidity involved in voluntarily giving away such information to a society that inherently despises the concept of your being." "Another easy solution. Kill all high elves. The Krug's folk and the Daelandic people are already engaged in the righteous conquest." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havsbris_ 467 Share Posted June 17, 2022 “They must be really desperate if they, genociders and purists, try to facilitate themselves as a ‘beacon’ of asylum for the homo. When I see every beetroot in Haelun’or destroyed, I will maybe believe this is more than a desperate death call.” She rolled her eyes at such a missive. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBright 2104 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "Well, just another reason to despise the bastards of Haelun’or. First, they insult and belittle my wife, then they insult and belittle my daughter. Now they have gone off the deep end, perhaps the 'bronze age' they have been chirping about is a result of their insanity, hell I have even seen them run into battle with arum weapons, against men armor to the T. I must wonder which angle or demon they wronged or what cursed them." Jarad would state to himself inside his house "Well these highelfs are surely pure. Pure ******* stupid and insane" He would say before bursting out in laughter 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigBubbles 707 Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, AfroJoeTheOlogBro said: "Another easy solution. Kill all high elves. The Krug's folk and the Daelandic people are already engaged in the righteous conquest." [!] And so a book descends on the fellows head, followed by a heavy metallic ringing, then a shake of his head. Aymon would depart with a smirk. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latelle 719 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "Honey, honey, look at this..." says a certain elf through fits of giggles, plopping down next to her wife on the couch. "I'm a mother, and they still would deny me a license to breathe the same air as them." They'd have a good laugh before taking their copy of the flyer that they had procured through some unknown means and adding it as fuel to their fireplace. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 679 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Ex Thain and Sheriff Sorrel Peregrin concludes that Elfs Can't Beat the Based Halfling Marriage Equality, and that once again, the halflings are the superior (and shorter) species. Oh well. At least it's a start. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotolofo 1414 Share Posted June 17, 2022 A certain halfling blinks at the missive... "What... the actual ****? Please tell me this is a joke. I'm... going to commit a mass genocide." She decides. Spoiler PLEASE NOT DURING PRIDE MONTH- WHAT THE **** MAN 😭 😂 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAENGIE 468 Share Posted June 17, 2022 "What en yemekar's name es ah homosexual?" A young beardling would ask as they checked their daily mail, soon after tossing the missive away along with calls to monetarily assist a frostbeard princess. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2653 Share Posted June 17, 2022 A young Governess looks upon the missive as she places the pencil in her lips, tapping as she begins to think over this missive. "Right well, when I decided to swing that way. I'll assure myself to not go to that wretched land." She then returned.back to work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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