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THE WAR OF ORCISH DEVASTATION

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“This has become boring.” The Greatest of Owls commented from his immortal perch of gods; he clenched a bolt of violet lightning in his talons, and heaved it out towards his statue. It would slam against the head of the Owl statue, leaving a burn mark. 
 

“Blessed.” He remarked. 

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"To war once more..." Yvian would comment, going to use the wet stone to sharpen his longsword. "The orcish whoresons shall know what it means to betray a Barclay."

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A certain helmed fellow squinted at the requested terms for peace, processing the absurdity of it all within the comfort of their bed.
 

43 minutes ago, Nectorist said:

I) Four-thousand minae given to Celia’nor as just payment for the baseless slander levied against them and their people.

 

II) Four-thousand minae given to Nor’Asath as reparations for the damages done during the orcish attack on the city.

 

III) A formal writ of apology issued to both Celia’nor and Nor’Asath.

 

IV) The revocation of the banishment of the citizens of Celia’nor from Krugmar

 

V) The gifting of Shamanistic artifacts to Netseth Loa’chil at his request.

 

VI) The recognition of Qudlia Jusima as Motsham and the building of a statue in her honor.

 

 

He shook his helmet side to side, standing up from their mattress to speak with his poor blue parrot, Ru.

"Do... Do dey even want peace, at dis rate?"
The man paced back and forth in front of his bird, his mouth taking a slight inhale in preparation to rant as the bird let out a loud...

"SQUAK!"

"No orc would ever agree t'such terms, y'cannae just expect th'horde to be dat submissive..."
They pondered a slight, halting in their tracks in the rug he had roughed up in the process of such intense pacing- wagging their index finger at the wall.

"SQUAHWCK!"

His helmet glanced towards their loud avian friend, nodding. He gestured towards them with an open hand, letting out a faint laugh.
"...Even funniah- 4000 minas cuz Celia'nor waz hurt in dah feels!? Feck, if I could sue fer dat amount... I'd be ah millionaire, I tell ye-"

 

"SQUAWK!"


"A millionaire!" It chortled with their lil blue birb, patting the small guy.

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“War in the west again, no wonder that Celia’Nor was so eager to come to terms with the Irehearts.” Thalgrim muttered, glad he did not reside in either states, though he murmured a prayer to his Goldhand kin in Krugmar.

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"So....this, this is where we've come to."The old shaman would be standing upon the large branch of his favorite jungle tree, though his gaze looked left and right. One direction gazing to the war Nation of krugmar. To the other? The Ker lands of Nor'asath. Though for this horned shaman, there was no smile. Though as he spoke, he took out one of his afamed Cigars." Brothers under the spirits light, now at eachothers necks, those who became the voice, the will of the spirits. Now against eachother. The reprecussions if this war is seen through. would fragment what we have left even further. This is, a bothersome conundrum..."The horned shaman sighed as he lit the cigar. before his eyes then closed, pondering the demands and causes. Some right and some baseless. But as he opened his eyes, he let out a puff of the ever mystical green smoke."One does not see forsight to know that if this continues, blood of spiritualists will be spilled against eachother. This day no doubt was ment to come, but it is too soon."And to that, the shaman relaxed, rather to gather his thoughts, no doubt needing investigation. Yet no doubt sides will have to be chosen..

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Reading this, a beautiful sunkissed high elf, Anax of the Blessed Cihi stands about with his lads, throwing his head back with boisterously! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look upon this, Lads!" He wipes a tear from his eye!

 

 

"They are making war upon The Holy Land for things so obviously true as dark magicians and tainted creatures dwelling in 'ata cihistate?" A hoplite laughs boisterously, his hands on his hips! "FITTING for a land ruled by a 'high elf' who would shed her supposed blessed blood to defend dragons!!!!!!!!!! Get the spears! And get me a FINE cloth! I must polish my panoply to look EXTRA shiny this time!" He laughs even brighter!

 

"The Mali'ker would know better than to wage war upon The Bruddahs. Instead, they should wage war to liberate themselves from the 'ata darkspawn which run the city of their masters! Sulianpoli would take in ANY dark elf temporarily who wishes to remain true to reality, and fight with the BLESSED and ne side with 'people' so disconnected as to ne even notice the dragonmen ripping men in two on the streets of that cihi!"

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With his council gathered, Charlie Charles Alstion remarked unto them; "I recall a time when the now Rex of Krugmar attempted murder upon one of mine own peer - luckily for these greenskins, the Duke Barclay is a merciful man, and permitted their continued existence. However, unlucky for them, the Elves seem to be entirely without any such mercy! Alas, it seems I must contend myself with spectatorship." With that, the Alstion turned to the nearby choir of Reinmaren he typically drags around Aaun, flicking a hand in gesture for them to start the story of Leon Barclay, in song fashion - recounting the near fatality of the Barclay at the hands of the Orcish Rex.

 

 

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2 hours ago, DrakeHaze. said:

An ancient Gorkil stirs, elbowing his long-time battle brother @ErikAzog

"A hozh wagh diz ash wyll be.. Hurhur.."

"Hur hur hur." the Ancient Azog would slap his brudda @VonAulusover the head, "Led'z go."

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3 minutes ago, ErikAzog said:

"Hur hur hur." the Ancient Azog would slap his brudda @VonAulusover the head, "Led'z go."

"Bruddah, we use to wagh az alliez to the twiggehs against many upstart conquerers. We Klompd de Arcane Delvers under the trees of Malinor. We gruk our way around ah twiggeh forest."

 

Grool'Gorkil'Azog would stretch his weary arms behind is back releasing old orc strength. With the pops in his spine would he feel the bloodlust flow through his veins once more.

 

Grool would dispatch a scorpion with a note attached to @Hennyville GuzzlaSnoop'Azog. "Tik to break some twigs. WAGH."

 

Having recently moved back into the Horde, Grool would make himself useful around the goi.

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3 hours ago, Nectorist said:

VI) The recognition of Qudlia Jusima as Motsham and the building of a statue in her honor.

"What is it with Wars and people demanding statues" Jarad said getting more oren PTSD

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"Every lad loyal to his oaths will defend The Holy Krugmenistan. I love the Mali'ker, and will urge them to instead take this moment to realize we are brothers, and should instead turn our spears on Celia'nor. Do it, Mali'ker, this is the chance to defeat the 'ata and the impure, the ones who harbor not just dark foes, but willingly guard them. The ones who's very inception arose from darkness, deceit, and dragon worship"

 

A silver extremist tries to remind the Mali'ker who the real enemies are, and how this could be the perfect opportunity to beat celia'nor with the wrath of orcs and dark elves. 

 

"FOR THE HORDE!"

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4 hours ago, ThatDutchFellow said:

Motsham Al-Uk'Yar, Voice of the Spirits broke down in laughter shaking his head many a time "Qudlia lat ahm azh glob! Lat truuli gruk ebahn IB lat wuuld win diz WAGH deeh orkz wuuld nub teahr latz zkahin head ohf fohr diz betrayahl aftur deeh gatez kloze behind lat? HUYR HUYR!"

Droku cringes at the Motsham's dishonorable words

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Once more, the elder 'ker prepares for war - but reluctantly so.

 

"I suppose we shall see who the ancient's truly favour... KorLuara, forgive us..."

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