Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) Date: 13th of the Deep Cold TOP HEADLINES ᛏᛟᛈ ᚺᛖᚨᛞᛚᛁᚾᛖᛋ UAID ends Urguan Famine As the great dwarves of Urguan settled within their homes in the new city of Kal'Kadrelaz, several reports of a lack of food and water spread throughout the realm. Although Grand King Agnar ‘The Sleepy’ ignored his citizen's concerns, several local officials within the city called for the assistance of UAID’s recently emerged food aid program. Chief Executives Bakir Ireheart and Conan Goldhand swiftly responded to the call, delivering bushels of grain, potatoes, greens, and drink to the Urguan people. Along with deliveries of food, UAID sent workers to establish fresh farms and they have begun training the Urguan people to grow their own food. THE GRAND KING’S FEAST For several days now, the Urguan people have been gathering in the tavern to discuss the upcoming feast held by the Grand King himself, Agnar Grandaxe. The dwarves, known for their great drinking abilities and their long-lasting feasts have been hoarding up their alcohol and recent rations from the organization UAID in preparation for the feast. Some citizens report crews of craftsmen working all throughout the night to prepare for the great feast planned for tomorrow. DWARF DAILY; TAVERN REVIEW Dwarves, unmatched in the strength of their alcohol, recently opened a new tavern called the Dancing Igor. One of our Senior reporters, Garrond Frostbeard, recently visited the tavern and reported on several aspects, including the customer service, deals, prices and quality of the goods served. One major aspect noticed just by walking into the tavern was the smell of fresh food and drink served by the dwarven barkeeps. The multiple barkeeps at your disposal serve fresh food and drink quickly. Another positive aspect observed by the DD is the prices of the food and drinks served by the drinking Igor. With prices as low as three minas for drinks and two for food, the Dancing Igor provides affordable food/drinks for all who visit. Unfortunately, according to our reporters, customer service was inexperienced. Many of our anonymous reporters disguised as normal customers reported new employees reacting slowly and sometimes unresponsive to food orders. Finally, one of our reporters observed a lack of deals and specials for visitors, such as Ex-monarchs and Grand Kings. In conclusion, we believe the Dancing Igor has an affordable and welcoming environment that provides freshly cooked food and freshly brewed drinks for any traveler, ranging from sweet small drinks to strong drinks that will take down an experienced drinker. With this in mind, the dancing Igor needs to improve their employees' training in the customer service field and develop eye-catching specials to treat important guests when visiting. MINE SCANDAL Reports by early dwarf settlers of Kal’Kadrelaz claimed that dwarves were peacefully laboring in the mines until suddenly, the ore was raided by foreign miners! Swift panic swept as the Grand King, Agnar Grandaxe, had a door administered and locked, placing a mining tax upon many human and foreigner miners. Dwarves were allowed freely to mine as their right as Thalgrim Goldhand was delegated to replicate the key by the Grand King but failed to make copies for Stewards, making it a challenge for some Dwarves to gain access. Thus Bostone Grimgold took it into his own hands, hired a locksmith, and began distributing keys among all the dwarves of the city. Upon return to the mines, it was found that the Iron Door was reported missing and ripped off its hinges! Did the Grand King lose the keys again?! Contact Urguan Legion Authorities if you have seen this door! Article written by: Duren Ireheart Garrond Frostbeard Bakir Ireheart © 13th of the Deep Cold / DD - Dwarven Daily Edited June 7, 2023 by Elite Snipes 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCOLIQUID 1963 Share Posted June 7, 2023 "Three stairs is nae bad fer havin' never run a bar, eh Barlord?" She asked the weeping Dwarf to her left, who was more of a perfectionist. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpString 324 Share Posted June 7, 2023 “Nah food? Hefrumm ‘as ‘ad fresh food fer free for folk tha whole toime… coulda done as much as poke t’ey ‘eads in…” Tuzic mutters to himself, munching on his potato as he goes back to gathering herbs. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2061 Share Posted June 7, 2023 "Sorry, lads, Agnar was too sleepy to get the keys distributed, mine is closed." Thalgrim shrugged as he read Dwarves Daily in the tavern. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legoboy7984 2441 Share Posted June 7, 2023 The Grand King remembers he didn't lock the doors, instead it was Thalgrim, and Thalgrim didn't hand out the copies to the right people for a while. While also remembering handing out keys before he destroyed the door per requests of some citizens and seeing it as an oppetunity for more tourists to visit the new city. "Odd d'at one of d'e publishers is callin' me sleepy due to d'e fact I told d'e very few citizens w'o asked about farms didn't listen to me w'en I told d'em we 'ave farms within Hefrumm's district and d'at we are to be makin' farms outside d'e city soon. Sometimes I forget 'ow impatient some people can be"The Grand King would go back writing the new tax slips soon to be published along with working with Barundin and others, on final drafts of the reforms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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