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A FAILED KING


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2 hours ago, Terry said:

"Irony." An older dwed would say, wry smile on his face.

Archie Mareno was very disappointed to find out the missive was not about the Frostbeard King that had lost a war to Oren. "Well at least he didn't get caught in his bedroom with a woman, shaved, then lose a war so badly he had to step down." he sighed. "Surely he's done something good enough that it can at least be said his best action as king wasn't stepping down, unlike Ulfric Frostbeard."

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3 hours ago, Orlanth said:

Archie Mareno was very disappointed to find out the missive was not about the Frostbeard King that had lost a war to Oren. "Well at least he didn't get caught in his bedroom with a woman, shaved, then lose a war so badly he had to step down." he sighed. "Surely he's done something good enough that it can at least be said his best action as king wasn't stepping down, unlike Ulfric Frostbeard."

"A' least 'e wasn't caught smugglin' blocks o' iron into Aevos" remarked Titus Frostbeard with a chuckle.

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1 hour ago, Emery said:

"A' least 'e wasn't caught smugglin' blocks o' iron into Aevos" remarked Titus Frostbeard with a chuckle.

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7 hours ago, Orlanth said:

Archie Mareno was very disappointed to find out the missive was not about the Frostbeard King that had lost a war to Oren. "Well at least he didn't get caught in his bedroom with a woman, shaved, then lose a war so badly he had to step down." he sighed. "Surely he's done something good enough that it can at least be said his best action as king wasn't stepping down, unlike Ulfric Frostbeard."

“Huh - who let yer in here Yrrok.” A dwarf raised a fist at the strange foreigners interjection.

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17 hours ago, flexMate said:

"Unlike yer loneleh arse Oi 'ave a famileh tae take care of. Oi can't be outside bein' 'omeless loike ye!"

"Yeh realleh wahnt tu foig't don't yeh?" Ursus snickered, his scales glinstering in the sun

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A Long-forgotten Dwed named Urugail looks at the missive with utter confusion. "Da fook dey doin' over dere? Swear tae fook oi'll never come back a'this rate."

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Heithgar Grandaxe the Rotund grins from chin to chin to chin to chin. 

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