SimplySeo 5274 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Royal Edict upon Dairy Consumption and Sale Second Edition Issued 16th of the Sun’s Smile Henceforth, it is declared that during the month of The Sun’s Smile, the sale, purchase, bartering, and gifting of milk and dairy products (excluding cheese and fermented goods and chocolate) is banned on pain of stoning. By the Grace of GOD Tar-Númenatâr Foronathor of House Arthalionath, Founder and King of Númendil, King and Protector of the Adunians, Lord of the Númenaranyë, Númenost, and the Barrowlands, High-Chieftain of the Númenedain and the Harren’hil, Conqueror of the Sharadûn, Templar of the Archangel Michael, and Knight of the Realm. 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstriaS 3715 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Princess Caraneth signed the Lorraine. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnensr 592 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Lugash-Nerium sobbed uncontrollably, the trajectory of his life forever altered. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
subatomic 1097 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Lucien would begin milking his cows and illegally selling jars of sweet milk from his Numendil barn. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirvam 311 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Meruasul read the missive and mumbled in disbelief, he was shocked at the royal edict, thus he suggested in a low mutter "We need to smuggle some in. . . otherwise the poor townfolk will turn into dwarves!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itz_Cookie 1735 Share Posted July 31, 2023 A woman passing through the market stalls of Númendil caught wind of the new banishment on dairy products. "Well, that's a new one.." She remarked to no one and continued her shopping with a glass of milk to refresh herself! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosey 38 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Bia frowns... how she supposed to give her young children chocolate milk? She might have to get milk elsewhere... An edict like this couldn't backfire at all! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5274 Author Share Posted July 31, 2023 12 minutes ago, Rosey said: Bia frowns... how she supposed to give her young children chocolate milk? She might have to get milk elsewhere... An edict like this couldn't backfire at all! Spoiler Tar-Numenatar offers a suggestion for an alternative.... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Java17 797 Share Posted July 31, 2023 29 minutes ago, subatomic said: Lucien would begin milking his cows and illegally selling jars of sweet milk from his Numendil barn. Thelia offers Lucien 3 minae per jar of fresh milk. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jameson_h 334 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Pious O'Rourke reads the edict in the comfort of his barracks and begins to plot the underground milk trade, however he realized that was a stupid idea and resumed his reading 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsider 4542 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Sir Zugha rocked back and forth, clutching his Saint Nicolas doll. "Will be okay. Will be okay. Will be okay." But, alas, he would not be okay. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveller 2206 Share Posted July 31, 2023 The Aaunite merchant, Bane, caught wind of this new law that shook Númendil, raising a brow. "Milk illegal? What are they supposed to eat with their oats in the mornin'?!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myochii 664 Share Posted July 31, 2023 A particular rosy-cheeked plump merchant remarked with a mischievous grin, nudging his own brother in jest. "Bah! The poor sods must be eatin' their oats dry! A travesty, I tell ye!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damnit_Delmar 1106 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Númendil adversaries look to the missive, confusion quickly turning to anger. "Of course! They are trying to weaken their bones!" Spoiler 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonke 1876 Share Posted July 31, 2023 49 minutes ago, SilvertheGM said: Númendil adversaries look to the missive, confusion quickly turning to anger. "Of course! They are trying to weaken their bones!" Hide contents "They are onto something, Minas-Sama! They must've found out our schemes. OUR MILK-POISONING SCHEMES ARE OWARI DA..." Said a panicked Oyashiman, thinking that Nùmendil was outsmarting them. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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