SimplySeo 5270 Popular Post Share Posted February 7 [!]A Missive is nailed ot noticeboards throughout the Kingdom of Haense To Whom It May Concern, I, Ivan the Farmer, a humble peasant of the Kingdom of Haenseti-Ruska, feel compelled to share a disturbing truth that has burdened my soul since the day it unfolded before my very eyes. I have witnessed the unthinkable, an act so vile and wicked that it shakes the very foundation of our kingdom. On a moonless night, as I tended to my meager crops in the shadow of Valdev, I chanced upon a scene that haunts my every waking moment. There, lurking in the darkness, was none other than our esteemed King Aleksandr II himself. But what I beheld next froze the blood in my veins and turned my stomach with horror. King Aleksandr II, the sovereign whom we are taught to honor and obey, was not engaged in affairs of state or noble pursuits. No, he was engaged in an unspeakable atrocity - feasting upon the flesh of innocent children! I saw it with my own eyes, as clear as day. His ravenous jaws tore into the tender flesh of the helpless young, their cries of agony echoing in the night air. But the horror did not end there. As I stood rooted to the spot, paralyzed with shock and disgust, King Aleksandr II performed an unholy ritual. With a sinister incantation upon his lips, he vanished from sight, disappearing into a swirling vortex of dark magic that seemed to lead to another dimension. I dare not speak of this blasphemous act to anyone in the kingdom, for fear of retribution from the king's loyalists. But my conscience will not allow me to remain silent any longer. The people of Haense deserve to know the truth about the monster who sits upon the throne, masquerading as a righteous ruler while committing the most heinous of crimes. I call upon all who read this missive to rise up against the tyranny of King Aleksandr II. Let us not rest until justice is served and the innocent are avenged. May the light of truth banish the darkness that threatens to consume our beloved kingdom. Yours in despair and defiance, Ivan the Farmer Jormunharr Ingmornesson, an interdimensional undead viking, cackles as he nails the missive to a public noticeboard for all to see. He finds this immensely funny. 91 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatFunkyBunch 2066 Share Posted February 7 "First, Chaos." The creature comments. clinging to the tower tops as it roamed high over head. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_NotChris 202 Share Posted February 7 "YUB" A rotting indivual commented from afar. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson 936 Share Posted February 7 Maya de Valera gasps in shock! "What does it mean when our leaders are so corrupt as to eat babies?!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophysical 1003 Share Posted February 7 “Nub wae. Thiz cannub be real!” a shambling corpse chef, known as Broth, comments as he chews upon the sinewed bones of a random descendant. “How putrid! Zehahaha!” 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beamon4 1647 Share Posted February 7 An Address from his Majesty Aleksander II Spoiler 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstriaS 3709 Share Posted February 7 One Lady Erika, long-lived vampire dwelling in the frigid north gasped in shock! Outrageous, this news - positively scandalous. "I can't believe someone would do a thing like that!" She remarked whilst draining the blood of some unfortunate. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brssssh 4 Share Posted February 7 A passing soldier reads the noticeboard as he eats a burger. He'd spit out his mouthful- "Damned hair in my food." he mutters, before beginning to read the post about eating children 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN_TURKEY 101 Share Posted February 7 "He definitely eats babies, I should know." Remarks Verðingarr Chiefkiller, known cannibal. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DahStalker 2856 Share Posted February 7 Adela Taronitissa thrice this evening panics, hands gripping her hair. “Censorship oh censorship.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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