I would run the server better than you

[ScreamingDingo 20568]

Title says it all, you all suck and I bet I would have a true solution for any issues on the server if I was given full, ultimate control of it. I bet you that your solutions suck and that you wouldn't be able to fix anything on the server.

I would do things like:
- Enforce my own style and brand of roleplay to be the only accepted one.

- Banning the lore submissions of players to allow for the lore to be controlled properly.

- Turn all NLs into pseudo-et who are put under strict contracts to create roleplay and any adherance to meta must die

- Ensuring that beast-races are not accepted and they are removed because that is something I do not want as supreme chairman/overlord of LotC.

#certifiedslopforger

[Benleft 2579]

Slopforge me the MArt compiles man

[Haseroth 1740]

yeah probably

[Deer__ 1558]

True.

[Malta 2811]

errrrmmmm....

no???? lol xD

[sam33497 7356]

1 shitpost, 0 compiled marts

[Onnensr 1908]

im voting for this guy. 

please dingo please let blood magic explode eyeballs again.

[Crevel 7557]

Can you write this in a 600 word blogpost please? I don't think I got the gist of the post

[wowj 9747]

Once I was in Australia for a trip, I managed to see Dingo near the Coles parking lot I was also at so I went up to say hello to him. Dingo grabbed his cricket bat and broke both my knees, as I cried on the floor in pain he laughed and started stomping on my left arm till the bone snapped.

[Enlightenment 2295]

real

[trinn 5128]

when i was 14 i thought u were genuinely batshit insane especially when u said u wanted to drown the roleplay empress we had in a tub as chamberlain (she wanted elves to have court positions)

 

sentiment is the same now btw

[Rig 17580]

real as hell 

[christman 3529]

i don't think thats true because i've got an objectively and ontologically right world view. but ok, slice of lifer?

[King_Kunuk 3022]

Can you also ban everyone with a coloured tag, regardless of staff or player?

[femurlord 3751]

I once had the luxury of visiting the Land Down Under, little did I know it the worst mistake of my life. I met a middle aged Australian man who called himself Ixris, he led me to his basement and kept me for countless experiments and painful torture were put upon me. After weeks of containment, he let me out into the world as a rabid replication of himself, leaving me with one word. "Dingah."