REVELATION | WHAT THEY LEFT OUT

[Coronate 5519]

[!] The following post was written in the Blood and Tea** of the Thane of Dunfarthing.

THE REVELATION

Written and spoken in the year 197 SA.

 By the Realms of The Khanate

 

BEFORE YOU AEVOS LAY THE REASONS AS TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE STATE OF DUNWEN

 

What is writ before you is the truth of the matter. Do not let the twisted words and notions of a freak torture your brain into the belief that they are anything beyond a hobble of Darkspawn scioning twats. To this you will ask: But how does The Rexkhan know of their engagements, what conclusion have been brought that they believe them to harbor Darkspawn beyond VIKEL?

 

Only two Wolven days ago the delegation of Dunwen was brought to the city of Caurost in order to entertain a meeting; the demands of the meeting were that of the original missive sent across the realms. When the delegation arrived in tow they had a numbered six Halflings and a retinue of Human Soldiers- that of Lorraine.

Over the course of mere moments during which the Halflings attempted to refute the claims to the Rexkhan the court was in uproar.

 

Stepping forwards to the stand the soldiers of Lorraine all attested to having attended the pre-war meeting with the Halflings, during which they claimed to harbor Darkspawn and joke of the matter; those amongst them included Lurin wherein the delegation sent also admitted to harboring Darkspawn. @shortchangehero

 

The Lorraine Soldier who admitted this then rebuked the Halflings from which their entire congregation had originally intended to side with and offered support.

In response the Halfling Thain spoke egregious ill of the Pontiff: they claimed the Pontiff was also in league with Darkspawn and that His Holiness was in fact working with Azdrazi to topple governments. @Fleeperpriest

 

A letter was immediately sent during this court to the Pontiff of the ill words cast against him. The Halfling then proceeded to turn, attempting to flee despite being halted, before being banished by the Blue Spirits for their sheer refusal to partake in the combat. 

 

The Attempted Flight Of The Thane

Spoiler

 

 

These statements from the Canonist humans were CORROBORATED by the Lubba of Lurin who was ALSO in attendance. @AlternisJ

 

 

TO THE INSULT ON THE SONS OF MALIN

 

We know well that you have resurged because your current leadership has failed, so I write this not to discredit them in their allowance of Darkspawn but you! The Uruk who are known to number little in Aevos have made fast and great allies of the Albhai. Our nation is vast and growing with numbers enough to desolate you- when we needed aid and warrior we turned to descendants.

When you needed aid and money you turned to DARKSPAWN. You willingly habored and gave Darkspawn property within your nation and actively seek to send the plague of Black mages over our land. You can attempt to make light of this fact, you can discordianly translocate that you dont wish to be a toxic rat: you have shown your true colors before all who wish to see and hear of them. Your rule is at its end, so your attempts at critiquing the government and lands of The Khanate are null and void. We can defend ourselves, your Darkspawn armies, cannot.

 

ON THE BLOOD OF VIKEL WITHIN THE NATION OF DUNWEN

 

We are well aware of why you harbor VIKEL, we know truly that it (for your side) is the bloodline is willing to engage with the "sweet innocent halfmen" they so adore. But not as a songbird sings the blood of VIKEL is more like a HAWK; a figure that will reach out and ****** you from your cradles!

 

 

Speak ill of my people and of myself and you bring destruction to your realm; speak ill of the Pontiff, of the good people of Canon, and invite Darkspawn under you from which you would “launch an attack upon the Uruk” with Black Magics? You bring ruination to your bloodline and people.

 

 

 

 

A special message from the Rexkhan, orated by a variety of Swiv throughout Aevos' pubs and taverns.

 

Spoiler

dont be toxic guys ;(

 

c u saturday

[Zacho 2177]

Jiangu'Lak read over the missive, and the one before, entertained by the circumstances. 

"If there are darkspawn, then they are worthy of being hunted into oblivion."

 

The monk then went back to training his students, preparing them to kill.

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

[!] A wee lady lingers in saddness at the fact that the Thain Magnolia was slaughtered... however, unfortunately... things have gone just as planned.


[!] A penned missive is posted around of average elf-sightings.

[Orlanth 4667]

Donald of Grense slammed his desk several times as he heard the new song. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! IT'S BBOON ON THE BEAT YOU IMBECILE!"

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

[!] The tea diluting the blood writing this missive is, reportedly, poor quality.

[wowj 9747]

 

"Grub-Bucket." Takemura said.

[nevy40 405]

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"Oh my...This is quite an embarrassing response. I wonder if his Dagger-Eared puppet master and lover wrote that little ballad. To think the mighty Khan has been reduced to an Elven house dog spinning and doing tricks."

 

Loras would palm at his face in second hand embarassment.

 

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Edited September 10, 2024 by nevy40

[Benleft 2580]

“BUY GRUB BUCKET PLEASE,” vaguely said one of several Grub Bucket shareholders. 

[squakhawk 14038]

Casreus wondered when there would be a worthy enemy to fight. Two now had cowered and mocked war as their homes burned. It was not so funny when their blood was shed and their fields were salted. He sought only a challenger which would face him with a passion for fighting which he had still yet to find.

 

Perhaps there were none.

[Nooblius 7965]

seneschal says "damn, rexkhan really rapped the mandate of heaven back into his hands. it's over hobbits, sorry"

[Gustando 1990]

 

[Holyland 3650]

 "They know it little - that it is fickle to engage in a battle of words with the Khanate. The Khan, Daahd, knows far more than the battle of the blade - the cell you will be placed within will have bars as cold as his own."

 

So too did the Ingesøn, Wise Wolf he was, call out - to deaf, tiny little ears across the realm.

 

Spoiler

 

[Unwillingly 18102]

"This is murderous." says Galahad as he tunes into the Luraki beats

[kuebiko 684]

Iolas kept reading over missive after missive, cross referencing them over his desk. Something was still missing, sure he didn't like Vikela but they weren't exactly dangerous. Just who was this infinitely elusive darkspawn? To him this had become a game of detective.

[Hearth 1082]

The King of the Wee cracked his knuckles at the word of his bitch ex-wife's assumed slaughter at the hands of the grace-fallen Rexdom.

 

"'Tem bastards d'nae know what's comin 'tere way- when ‘tem Orcs come at meh, Et'll take 10,000, 100,000 o’ ‘tem tae take meh do’on. So tha's how miniscule ye’ are tae meh soize, right. Meh stature o’ intelligence, character n’ body an er-..., Reverence in ‘tis realm. Nae man, ‘cause Oi’m gonnae do backflips, flourishin’, evereh’ting all t’ shoite, trenches, what’eer t’ fock trebuchets are, Ye’ dennae understan’ tat’ ye’re talking tae loike- a Blundermore o’ moi time, roigh’?. Loike oi’m a genius, Dragur level, Historeh book makeah. Ye’re gonnae be forgotten loike the dust in t’ sand when yer in th’ fecken Krug desert, an’ ‘’tere's an ‘undred million thousan’ billion sand grains, ye’re gonnae be one o’ ‘tose, and oi’m gonnae be ah statue erected in pure fecken aurum."

 

And with that his shovel was thusly sharpened for use.