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megavoltar

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  1. This isnt thanksgiving

  2. +1 Go into Haense and offer free blood tests to nobles
  3. "Hmmmm... Hm?" Look, in towards the dark sarcophagus, a fellow withdrew 2 eggs, container of flour, cinnamon, a spilt dead vermin, and some bones. "We've raaauuuuude at dawn"
  4. Going from bombing Oren to medieval gender studies, idk man, swing sword and eat pork not sure why all them got attraction to pans These skeleton hands dont dscriminate And those 'gender osmosis'
  5. The mega alliance EATO is only lasting another 4 months.  A month before death a new player will log onto the server named Gruts Guiltsworthy, everything will collapse at this point.

    1. Crevel

      Crevel

      I am waiting with bated breath, I want to know more about Gruts - his backstory, his personality, his motives. Will he be a tragic hero?

  6. On the shoulder of the BLUE CARP ( @MaltaMoss ) there was a small rat that was attempting to drink, some watta... Today was the watta, tommorrow was... More watta, and some bread, because big things no happen overnight.
  7. ( :blank: ) My entire persona description is blank, so is everything else, gl (I am a spook player for a hint)
  8. Ahm bein' reborn me luv...  ifrit a mudbanger 'll do someshing shtewpid

  9. Thereafter did the King Superior Ultimate Knight Lucifer Sugon get that surgery to right his facial features. Woe was the great man, grinning far too often at pieces of paper or indulging in increasing volumes of alcohol. As his Haenseti wife cried in the next room, hugging their child. This paragon of 'something' had neglected his treatment for the past year. The doctor, already warning 'gainst the consequences, shoved another note through the door, after walking by 7 rows of aurum plates on the floor. King Superior Ultimate Knight Lucifer Sugon began screaming in a room devoid of life, his stitches coming loose as he began once again to grin. Tears streamed down his face as his mouth began contorting to that same grin, as he began speaking to the empty room... "Augh.... Ish new era... Serve... Oren right. AUGH hate.... dah wigs" As Lucifer tried to hold it back, the suns smile wretched the last of his stitches from his face, that same compulsory smile as he began crying again. "Momma! Augh dun wanna be smaug anymuah.. Prease... HAULPPPP!" The man, now suffering constant bladder issues after licking blood off random dirty blades, continued to cry as schizophrenic ramblings continues.
  10. oioooh my altar ego, megavolter, he taker over

     

    1. christman

      christman

      please please please where i megavoltar megvoltAr i bless your day megavolter go away

  11. I didnt do nuthin

    1. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      its gonna be ok gurl 💅

  12. "Goodbye... That-there... Donkey..." Salutin' figure overlooking the remains of the battle, Hemlock, the Arch-Miner and Herald to the One that Mines gave a final goodbye towards his recently adopted and now disowned Donkey.
  13. Just be prepared to double the size if Brazil finds lotc
  14. Cant post my drawings of azdromoth, Karen Anti Girl Boss momebt Uhhh.... also i hate the churvh we hshould nuke
  15. The court jester hath penance unto the meak...

    1. milkyi

      milkyi

      If this is a joke, it isn't funny. This really isn't a joking matter. Please be mature.

    2. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      We dread the slammer...

  16. Removal of Signed Items make traders, merchants, and rare sellers much more of a valuable commodity, no one would really care about selling perfume or anything on the markets, but at least for a start it would be nice to have wandering caravans and bid wars much more involved for valued things like Thanhium, enchanted weapons, the works. As another benefit, you can't just slap on an insane mina label for something like 'Esteemed Artifact of Anthos' without someone in an irp bid war calling bullshit on its value
  17. Cow eating contest

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