The Tough Guy

"All Kengs after Norleh wereh probableh shoiteh. Wit' taeh soleh exception o' me, o'courseh." Sigrun, the self-proclaimed last Great Grand King of Urguan decreed to himself before he wrote the same message to the public. "All Kings after Norli were probably shit, with the sole exception of me, of course." He nodded to himself once more before tending to an old flask, which would have been full of diseases were it not for the permanent high-proof alcohol inside.

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Sigrun 'Undeadslayer' Stonehammer gazes up at the moon, hoping to see a star soar to Khaz'A'Dentrumm. "He wos among taeh best o' us." He concluded to the random goblin he had recruited to scribe his entire life story.

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in theory no it doesnt have to be historically and in practice indubitably kill them all

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"Tha' littleh laddeh has goneh insane." Sigrun 'Undeadslayer' Stonehammer, the last great Grand King of Urguan, Hero of Dungrimm, Clan Father of the Greatest clan ever the Stonehammers, Dragonslayer, Three-time Grand Champion, Three-time Grand Marshal, Slayer of all Khorvadspawn under the Sun and Moon, Champion of the Wilds, former Clan Father of the Irehearts, and still the Priest of Dungrimm states.

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Ghetsis Mareno gazes from the walls of Myrine into the dark sky above him. "Brother, I appreciate all you have done for our family. May you and your sharp mind rest easy, for I could never have done what you did for this house." The now retired veteran lights up a cigar from a box he had hidden from his worried niece. "I told her I would quit for my health, but this situation requires a cigar."

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