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  1. I believe I just had a drop in my blood sugar. I suddenly got extremely hungry, shaky, and started sweating. Felt completely normal after eating a honey bun.

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Cosmik I'm going to hurt you.

    3. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      *puts on sunscreen* *twirls mustache*

    4. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      Dude, you can't escape the sun. Hasn't Super Mario taught you anything?

  2. School just went on lockdown. If I never post another sun pun, you know what happened.

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      We did have fajitas today...

    3. cometking123

      cometking123

      Verden, instead of dwelling on the bad things like dying, always look on the bright side of life.

    4. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Life's a piece of ****, when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

  3. As much as I hate the spammy vote notifications I have to admit they're effective.

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    2. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      It sure gets the job done. I have little doubt we will be front page after the next reset.

    3. H

      H

      Am I the only one who actually loves the spammy vote notifications? I always forget otherwise, and I don't want to miss out on those 50 minas! :D

    4. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Meh I make 50 minas in two minutes of fighting mobs next to crows foot

  4. Moved into my new house with the woman of my dreams earlier this week. Will be a week or so until I have a stable internet connection with which to be sassy on.

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    2. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      heff you thirsty mtherfker

    3. Lark

      Lark

      grats jallen

    4. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      love how internet is the priority :P

  5. I'm beginning to think Salvus is a myth.

  6. I have never seen good RP from someone with a villain app, and from what I have seen they're usually pretty full of themselves.

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    2. Praetor

      Praetor

      Spend 3 hours making an app, spend 3 seconds thinking before robbing. :P

    3. Lail_Ravengem
    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      You're an anti-hero, Lail. We still love you.

  7. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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    2. Toryk Embane

      Toryk Embane

      It could grip it by the husk!

    3. Kendra

      Kendra

      How can a 3 pound swallow carry a 5 pound coconut?

    4. Toryk Embane

      Toryk Embane

      It's a simple question of weight ratios!

  8. Usually people get drunk on new years, however, seeing as how i'm underage and do not have access to such things; I will try my best to get drunk using tea. Cheers.

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Oh, my pardons miss.

      *adjusts monocle

    3. Lucas

      Lucas

      Indubitably my good fellow! Let's all sit back and munch on good English crumpets I say! what what! (It's funny cause I was born in England o_o)

    4. Kendra

      Kendra

      Oh, these ruddy pentacles don't fit my eyes. Someone go make a spot of tea and a batch of fish 'n chips

  9. Hearing quiet murmurs of discontent about the Undead's victory at Galahar.

  10. So, what happened to the Ascended?

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    2. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      "Auzem 'likes' this." @BLindmind

    3. Ever

      Ever

      I still stand by my 'poof' theory.

    4. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Fear not... We are still among you. Although we watch now as silent watchers in the dark.

  11. LoTC needs to do some serious good-quality GM hiring. I'm starting to feel the ground underneath me shake.

  12. Here's something I've learned over the past week: if no one will accept or deny your villain app, you made a good app.

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    2. sir awesome

      sir awesome

      *i am a daaaalek* *exterminate*

      *eeexterminate* *daaalek*

    3. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      Or we ignore it and make you wait longer because of posts like this ^_^

    4. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      Or we ignore it and make you wait longer because of posts like this ^_^

  13. Absolutely loving how mature some members of the app teams are about a post that holds nothing against them.

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    2. Seventh / Ryan

      Seventh / Ryan

      Indeed, if you have had problems with the Application team, it is me you are supposed to be speaking to. Please send me a forum PM your problems, and we will sort them.

    3. Cyndikate

      Cyndikate

      Did something happen?

    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Nothing I have proof of or would make sense to anyone else. Thanks for the help anyway, Seventh.

  14. Question of the day! Sweeney Todd, or the Phantom of the Opera?

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    2. susitsu

      susitsu

      Sweeny Todd.

    3. NekoDanie

      NekoDanie

      Sweeny Todd. Phantom is a classic but Sweeny Todd has a charm that is a bit more alluring.

    4. adashingrainbow

      adashingrainbow

      Sweeny. Its so delightfully gory

  15. Was the old Verge portal a gateway to a far-off land, or a new dimension completely, like the Nether?

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    2. domainoft

      domainoft

      I have an interesting collections of books you should read, They were from the verge and discuss how it was created, and how the inhabitants left from there to Asulon "Presumably", And is dated Pre-Asulon arrival.

    3. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      That sounds quite fascinating. Sure, I will take you up on your offer. Just tell me where I can find you.

    4. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      The Wandering Wizard said that he opened up the Verge, stating it was a far-off land, not another dimension/planet.

  16. Remember when LoTC was about roleplaying and having fun? When people didn't get upset because of dumb little details and refuse roleplay, before we had to make an application to be anything other than an average-height Human/Dwarf/Elf, before war claims were needed to inforce change, and the players held mutual respect ICly and OOCly instead of trying to trip them up in both worlds.

  17. So I heard that LWC can only be used by Gold donaters now. Well, so much for donating at all.

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    2. Space

      Space

      Like, extremely expensive.

    3. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      So we should be keeping our perks?

      Thank god.

    4. shiftnative

      shiftnative

      This server would be far easier to pay for if RP didn't limit our perks.. it's tough

  18. New information coming in, apparently the server is now using some sort of tool that allows them to track tells. ANYONES tells. Say goodbye to privacy everybody.

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    2. TheNinox

      TheNinox

      Im totally down for it. If you have nothing to hide then who cares on a server.

    3. Twilight Druid

      Twilight Druid

      if you really have something you want to dscuss without moderating take it somewhere else

  19. Loremasters just confirmed tribal lizardmen, aliens, and Nicolas Cage for 3.0

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    2. Lykos

      Lykos

      I wanna go see space chimps.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      But what about the grand magical space sloths of doom?

    4. Chaqery

      Chaqery

      NOT THE BEESSSS!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

  20. Temp map es un pañuelo rosa.

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    2. Shar'ku/jenspelao

      Shar'ku/jenspelao

      callate means shut up....... It means shut up you are sick XD

    3. Shar'ku/jenspelao
    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Ohhh I thought it was a typo. Durr.

  21. What's the name of the town across from the druid grove? I need it for a piece I'm writing and can't for the life of me remember.

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Settlement has not really be named but some people have been calling it "New Oren" Or "New Arethor"

    3. yekim8

      yekim8

      Godfrey's toilet

    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      "...Please head to the settlement of Godfrey's Toilet."

  22. I love when the forums remind me of why I gave up on RP fighting.

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Compared to everyone screaming at each other in OOC and interrupting RP for a quarter mile.

      Oh and the ban reports.

      And the powergaming.

    3. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      My halfling char almost always loses, he's died about 5 times

    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      You're a Halfling. By lore you shouldn't be combative and you should be bad at combat.

  23. Nothing gets the blood pumping like giant, mutant, evil broodmothers. God the roleplay in 3.0 is good.

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      I know. I was referring to the one in Lenfarthing.

    3. yekim8

      yekim8

      Halfling town is best town.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I thought you were talking about the Dragon Age Broodmothers for a second :I I AM DISAPPOINT!

  24. Can someone magic-savvy explain why a pearl can't learn magic?

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    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Who said anything about lore? I'm just saying a sentient pearl would probably be questioning its' existence.

    3. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      It's over two-hundred years old, it's past that stage.

    4. ~ Fiend ~

      ~ Fiend ~

      The pearl's BFF will be sad about this as well. :<

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