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  1. Baconthief

    My favorite anime is corry in the house

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    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      agreed

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh, jonhan. That's probably my favorite. Way underrated, forgot all about that series.

    4. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      9/11 calls are really the /best/ anime.

  2. Baconthief

    My week-long DayZ character just got KoS sniped P:

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      No one can be trusted. They're all greedy lil' bastards who want your mosin and your baked beans.

    3. Dizzy771

      Dizzy771

      We tried to be friendly to a guy once but he shot at us.... so we brutally murdered him with fire axes and took his clothes.

    4. Dakirennis

      Dakirennis

      DayZ: The torture, betrayal, starvation, and walking simulator.

  3. Baconthief

    Need a gm to give me alt character permission :P

  4. Baconthief

    Need a gm to give me alt character permission :P

  5. Baconthief

    Netherwinter wants me to pay 200 dollars just to be a drow. It's almost not worth playing, if I can't be a darkie

    1. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      dat feel

    2. meg

      meg

      200 Dollars? Dafuq?

    3. Patrick.

      Patrick.

      Mind you, Dark Elves and Drow are different. I don't know if they'll ever give both options, however.

  6. Baconthief

    Never say sit while drunk

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    2. williewonka01

      williewonka01

      I remember discovering this on accident months ago. I thought I was so funny haha.

    3. Sinstrite

      Sinstrite

      Inuyasha? Oh, oh... nvm...

    4. craotor

      craotor

      Correction never say sit down whle drunk to a cop :)

  7. Baconthief

    New star wars trailer:

    Idk how I feel about this. . .
    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      i am more irked they release the trailer and go "Well you get to wait till next christmas"

    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      I like that cross guard lightsaber.

  8. Baconthief

    No battle D:?

    1. Braxis

      Braxis

      Just got my "Mercs." in line ready and crash :c

  9. Baconthief

    NOOOO Khel's hair!!! D:

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *Falls down to his knees* WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      NO! Not the hair...

    4. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      *cut's laila'a hair and makes wig. "Here to hide your shame."

  10. Baconthief

    Okay I saw this one anime once that I thought was kind of cool, but I was high and generals didn't have long purple hair and fight scenes became sky dogfights of jumping

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Just quit while you're ahead.

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I am just playing around now.

    4. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      weeb

  11. Baconthief

    Okay I saw this one anime once that I thought was kind of cool, but I was high and generals didn't have long purple hair and fight scenes became sky dogfights of jumping

  12. Baconthief

    Okay, if anyone sees my online tomorrow, tell me to get offline instantly. I will be suffering from post-surgery highness and I don't wanna spread that to the server

    1. Jexdane

      Jexdane

      ..now I want to have a Skype call with you tomorrow Bacon. Just how crazy will you be?

    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      No, instead record the encounter.

    3. Agent Miller

      Agent Miller

      Better, do a skype and record the audio or video for teh lulz :P

  13. Baconthief

    On this day, two filthy darkies were born

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Oh, you got some second cousins now btw. Congrats

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Best children.

    4. K00l

      K00l

      Wat. Lets make bebes.

  14. Baconthief

    One more test, then I can start actually doing stuff on the server :)

  15. Baconthief

    Ordinators be ordinating

    1. KoTo

      KoTo

      please...do not...

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^^ N'wah

  16. Baconthief

    P: I log on to find a body in my home nearly every day

    1. Ventusyr

      Ventusyr

      Good lord.

    2. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      #thuglife

  17. Baconthief

    People are already lining up for black Friday. that's 'Merica for you *Salutes*

  18. Baconthief

    People, please stop rping your thoughts in crowded areas with constant rp spam. That just is annoying : ) It's fine if there is like three of you around

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    2. Αμφίονας

      Αμφίονας

      A small hint of them adds to the roleplay I think. Unless you fear metagaming.

      and the thoughts are not offensive or idiotic.

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      This status, so full of win.

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      *thinks about second breakfast*

  19. Baconthief

    PLACE YOUR BETS

    1. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      I bet that the halflings will take Over >:D

  20. Baconthief

    Poor, khel \/_\/ Someone died his hair blond

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Okay, my spelling is terrible this morning, don't hate

    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      Well technically Blond is for men and Blonde is for women.

    4. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Happy Zombie Jesus Day baconbits ! Don't worry! Mayumi still has that doll made with Khel's hair!

  21. Baconthief

    Proud to say when it comes to pvp, malinor sucks : )

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    2. bungo

      bungo

      Pfft, we all know that this is a faction server.

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      That might be why most of the active roleplayers spend their time around Malinor. xD

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      I can pvp.... I just Rp better ._.

  22. Baconthief

    Public service announcment: If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've two moms

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    2. Endovelicus

      Endovelicus

      What if your mom also has a beard?

    3. Glasiconas

      Glasiconas

      Then you're the chosen one, Pheonix.

    4. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      But who is lamp?

  23. Baconthief

    Question of the day. Do zombies **** themselves? Or does the food just build up in the tommeh?

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    2. J

      J

      Yeah. They poopadoopa themselves because they lack the knowledge for hygiene.

    3. Space

      Space

      Stomach explodes. Jeez, read the Zombie Survival Guide.

    4. Fimlin

      Fimlin

      Needless to say, zombies are not, in the slightest, potty-trained.

  24. Baconthief

    rabble rabble rabble VAT MAT rabble rabble

  25. Baconthief

    Rping about a plecenta d:

    1. Fid

      Fid

      Eww....

    2. meg

      meg

      Gross.

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