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  1. Anyone else having trouble connecting to the server?

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    2. Remyy

      Remyy

      Liris cat, bad cat bad kitty

    3. Remyy
    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im going to blend that cat and make kittenaid out of it.

  2. Should I rp a pig in 2.0?

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    2. Beneh

      Beneh

      No, your dwarf will be better ;)

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      My dwarf character isnt even approved by the dwarves yet.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      My dwarf character isnt even approved by the dwarves yet.

  3. If you had less than a year to live, what would you do?

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    2. Faeyin

      Faeyin

      Spend as much of the time as physically possible volunteering and raising money for charitable organizations. If you have to go and want to make a mark, might as well make it in a positive way!

    3. Rhisereld

      Rhisereld

      Throw away all reponsibilities, eat chocolate and play LotC 24/7.

    4. Jexdane
  4. Starting a new character in LotC. Ill be playing two characters now.

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    2. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      No. WOLF. Just a wolf.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      No, Im playing a legitimate race other than pigman...some freedom to finally show my roleplaying skills. MCNAME: Allusa

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      No, Im playing a legitimate race other than pigman...some freedom to finally show my roleplaying skills. MCNAME: Allusa

  5. Every classroom has one insanely attractive, super popular kid that everyone loves. If you can't tell who it is, it's still not you.

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    2. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Being popular is too mainstream.

    3. Pum!

      Pum!

      Well... I don't think anybody knows that person in the classroom but me. I must be that person!~

    4. Yoff

      Yoff

      I'm best friends with that person.

  6. I donated $100. What did you do to help the server today?

  7. Im back in the sweet flesh!

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    2. manicfairy

      manicfairy

      I see a army of pigmen coming

    3. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      PORKOUR I LOVE YOU

       

      ALSO AFREVO IS CHAROODLER, HE'S BANNED

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Oh. Well that's a shame. Now the hard part with contacting Telanir to restore my VIP purchase to the new account.

  8. Just had peanut butter for the first time...

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    2. Miquill

      Miquill

      Next your gonna say you've never had Tang

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      What's Tang? jk

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      What's Tang? jk

  9. Be there living rocks?

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake
    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      I remember a couple weeks ago some one was playing a talking boulder or something on the side of the road that leads to the dwarf place.

    4. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      There was a talking cow in the fringe in the first few weeks.

  10. When I die, I want my body cremated and my ashes sprinkled over the Krispy Kreme.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      When I die... Wait, I cant die *Scoffs* Pathetic mortals.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      When I die, I want to be cremated, and my ahse spread over the pacifique ocean.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Doctors said eight months...tops.

  11. oink

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    2. Sifhalla

      Sifhalla

      Porky, come over so I can eat you up! Giggity

    3. Xerxes_XIII 2

      Xerxes_XIII 2

      An intellectual statement if I have ever heard one! I agree one hundred percent, ser pig.

    4. gingernut97
  12. ʇno ʇı ʎɹp oʇ sǝʇnuıɯ ɟo ǝןdnoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ʇı buıʌɐʍoɹɔıɯ ʎɹʇ 'doʇdɐן ɹo ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ oʇuo ɹǝʇɐʍ ןןıds noʎ ɟı

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      I'm not sure it's the best idea to spill water on your phone or laptop in the first place, but you certainly shouldn't microwave it to dry it out.

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      I could read it without turning my laptop over :p

    4. Weeberlore(Seardrick)
  13. "Plays a stupid lore-breaking pigman, and thinks he's all that"

    Damn straight I am.

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    2. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      How do you feel when people eat bacon?

    3. 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍
    4. Knight of Elken

      Knight of Elken

      makes me happy whenever i see you porkour, don't let the haters bring you down

  14. Im officially a pigman on LOTC!

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      My character card shows Pigman as the race.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      o.o Btw, how is that sickness I heard you had? :O

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      It was a spinal tumour, that I had surgically removed. It was pinching a nerve in my vertebrae and limited my flexibility. It subsided and so far, Im doing just fine.

  15. 'ze pig ez ded'

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    2. Nalayna Liadon

      Nalayna Liadon

      I am sad.... no more oinks from Porkour...!

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      The pig has become one with the wandering souls. Its presence can be sensed through the rich aroma of crackling bacon.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      The pig has become one with the wandering souls. Its presence can be sensed through the rich aroma of crackling bacon.

  16. Dans le cochon, tout est bon.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Cow: mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOO

      Pig: oink

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Cow: mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOO

      Pig: oink

    4. Eoin :/

      Eoin :/

      Les porcs sont bonnes, mais les poulets sont mieux.

  17. "OINK OINK," says the pig.

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    2. Ventus

      Ventus

      Moooooo says the .....

    3. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      i know this, i know this, i looked it up, its the camel the camel goes moo

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Chickens go moo. -Good Burger reference.

  18. FACT: For blind people it's always a blind date.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      How do blind people even know they exist?

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      They can feel and smell and taste and hear themselves bub

    4. saromon50

      saromon50

      I too taste myself when I doubt my existence.

  19. Going to the clinic to know the diagnosis of the cancer. Wish they could have just told me at my house than having to go over there. Its not like a spy tapped my phoneline. Im really not looking forward to travelling 22 miles to the state hospital.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Ive had cancer for two years. The last occurrence was a brain tumour under my axis that was causing mild sickness, vision disturbances and intense migraines.

    3. Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Hope you get better! Even though I don't know you. :P

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      If you are on LOTC and you see a player in a pig skin, under the name Porkour...that's me.

  20. I went into surgery last night, and came out...well...cancer-free. I am going to rest easy, and come back to Minecraft after a recovery. I love painkillers...

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      Glad to hear you're cancer freed bud! I wish you a speedy and easy recovery!

    3. Sinstrite

      Sinstrite

      That's great news, I wish you the best in staying healthy, and we're all here if you need us.

    4. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      <3 Porky, I will always be here to brush your porkyness and give you lots of truffles to eat.

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