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  1. I wonder why humans are so popular...

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    2. Lago

      Lago

      Read tje race intros in the app thread and you'll see why.

    3. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      The hate ride never ends.

    4. danic

      danic

      Because it's easier for a new player to roleplay as what they already are than say an Orc or Dwarf.

  2. If I could give Magic colors to any race, I'd say that High Elves are White-Blue-Black

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Also, kharajyr are blue green black

    3. problematic z

      problematic z

      Dark Elves are black.

    4. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)
  3. Erm... What is the Order of White? Or the White Order? I am very confused at the moment.,

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I mean the individuals within it. I had an encounter and was not impressed.

    3. Ivran

      Ivran

      Then there's no reason to bash them on the forums. You could, oh, I don't know... give them advice? ((wow wut a crazee idea))

    4. Booklight12

      Booklight12

      I believe it is just him. Though might be best simply asking him.

  4. So, I'm gonna make another character, and I want to know, Female Dark Elf or Male Dark Elf?

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    2. Goldd

      Goldd

      Bah Flormai, non-believers in Velulaei. They might be outcasts in 3.0 because of religion lack :P ;) ((Jk))

    3. Dyn

      Dyn

      Well Goldd, Dyn is actually going to become somewhat religious and reform his life. Your point is invalid.

    4. Goldd

      Goldd

      Well Demon I suppose you didn't see the JK :), which kind of meant that I didn't know everything :)

  5. Achievement Get! Kiss an Ascended!

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      Ascended are back .w.

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      They have always been here, just not with thier powers.

    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      Ascended are a bunch of goody two shoes stick-in-the-mud's. Try kissing an Undead!

  6. I am the Destroyer of Worlds, Eater of Cookies. Fear me, mortals.

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    2. Amorphbutt
    3. Amorphbutt
    4. mr.gerp

      mr.gerp

      I think cookie monster wants to have a word with you.

  7. I'm still saying, if an empire gets too big, it should either shrink, or split into two parts, and then the weaker part gets destroyed and the stronger part survives.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Logic, that being history, shows that Empires only survive if they aren't too large, or small, a medium size if you will, and, there is no possible way in either heaven, or hell that one empire could control thousands and thousands of miles by themselves. They'd need help, and, an empire is like an organism. Once it eats all the smaller fishes in the lake, the only thing left to eat is itself.

    3. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Coaster

      leave it to rp, how about that

      Most players don't RP accurately in such a manner that would create the problems that you would have in a real empire because everyone OOC'ly wants to keep their titles.

    4. ImpinAintEZ

      ImpinAintEZ

      The Romans had a gigantic Empire. Literally all of Europe and Northern Africa. They lasted for over 500 years. Yes they eventually fell but they ruled their empire well for many years. And this really could just be handled in rp. Something like this would definitely be RP.

  8. Hightowers breed like rabbits. I suggest a Hightower hunting season. It's open season people!

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    2. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      i wonder how they breed so well with so much elven in them?

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      They fake the ears.

    4. bungo

      bungo

      2muchftb4me, go kill something

  9. The Antagonists are going to war against everyone because the Hightowers created a plan b for when the entire Hightower genepool's tainted with elven blood; they would get sperm banks in the north, and when in time, they'd impregnate all human women with that sperm, creating new HIghtower-Abominations.

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    3. Wretched

      Wretched

      The gatehouse is the antagonist. All who have suffered to it will know what I mean...

  10. People generally assume elves are super attractive... but what if I told you they had several rows of shark-like teeth, tentacles, and hypnotized all you fools into believing they were super bootiful?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Not as strange as a book series all about sex, death, and winter.

    3. gingernut97
    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)
  11. I need to make a human noble character... So, are there any families that aren't getting slaughtered by people and have castles?

  12. Ah, if Unicorns were within Asulon, I would kill them all and then eat them, what about you? What mythical creature would you like to kill off then eat?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      ^Not a Mythical Animal.

    3. SebastianA500

      SebastianA500

      Please dont become

      Voldermort!!! :P

    4. Dante

      Dante

      Liches. Mmmm...

  13. I am on a loss on how Elves age. I know they age like humans in their early years, then start to slow down to a crawl.

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    2. ek_knight

      ek_knight

      Elves age normally untl 20, after that they have reached maturity, although their is still some debate on when they would be treated like adults. (Some say 20 some say not until 300)'

    3. Lego XBOX

      Lego XBOX

      Physical maturity 20. Mental maturity 120. Start to look old never.

    4. Amorphbutt
  14. I have found a weapon of massive destruction. Guess what it is.

  15. Erm, I have a question. Why do people hate on high elves for being racist IG when the orders like the white rose kill hundreds of dark elves for no real reason other than hating them?

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    2. Samler

      Samler

      @Temp@ you don't need a conflict to get entertainment, it might help yes but it's not the only thing, wine drinking, poem making and weddings is fine too!

    3. Temp

      Temp

      Orcs? Now why would I go about doing that?

    4. Temp

      Temp

      No I don't. But have you ever read a decent book without some form of conflict?

  16. So, is there a magic that allows people to re-grow limbs?

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    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Druids can incredibly rarely do

      the same thing, prob would take about

      3 though, and we are talkin arch druii here,

      ya...

    3. The Victor Blair Project

      The Victor Blair Project

      @Le Livre Du Magique I just wanted to drop in and say I thoroughly enjoy your username.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      @Victor of House Blair Do you like it enough to regrow my 14 year old high elf's leg?

  17. My thoughts on babies: They are little parasites that take a year to grow and ferment in a woman's tummy. They are pure evil and like to poop and cry after being evicted from their mother's rental womb.

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    2. Lynesse {Celia/Jazzy}

      Lynesse {Celia/Jazzy}

      thevirginiyisstronginthisone.jpg

      [just kidding :3]

    3. JtPv

      JtPv

      You were a baby once.

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      But babys are like pokemon, at first they are derpy and stupid, then they grow up and are awesome and cool!

  18. Frost witches are like cats, cute and fluffy on the outside, cereal killers within.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *huggles the Frost Witches.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      *tears his throat out and feeds on it, still huggling* Nomnomnom :3

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *noms her hands off, still hugging.

  19. If the Perfectionist had children... Mimes. Mimes everywhere.

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    2. lemontide331
    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      They would all be small puppets that have demon eyes.

    4. Amorphbutt
  20. Druids: We do Druidy things. Me: What type of Druidy things? Druids: Like... Talking to bunnies and eating Milo's cake.

  21. -leaves the new Flame War in the Malinor OOC chat-

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    2. danic

      danic

      Wha happeen? D:

    3. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      #DarkieProblems2013

      No need to worry!

    4. wealthypiano

      wealthypiano

      I support the division of Yugoslavia- I mean Malinor.

  22. Red vs. Blue

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    2. hammer01

      hammer01

      What?! i like green...

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Go in the corner. Now.

    4. hammer01

      hammer01

      *stomps into the corner, looking like a little kid in the process. Hammer sits on the stool and put the dunce hat on. He crosses his arms faces the corner, mumbling: "Red, Blue. Pah! Green is much better..."

  23. I have decided to make this village burn like the heart of the sun. kthxbai

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      #AlreadyDidIt

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      wow dud u ruin my xparience on tis server

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      #ThatIDid,DealWithItInRP

  24. You're all my loyal minions now, right? RIGHT?!

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I also cooked that dwarf...

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      And ground up that elf, and boiled that human, and skinned that kharajyr, and ripped that orc apart and ate it... And swallowed that halfling whole.

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      Ok. I help you.

  25. There's no such thing as impossible, there's only such a thing as difficulty.

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    3. Bat Druid

      Bat Druid

      Jump into the Sun and survive. DO IT.

    4. Nononymous

      Nononymous

      Try to get me laid; now THAT'S impossible :3

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