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  1. Amorphbutt

    *advertisement* HEY! You, yes, you person behind a screen. Is your character missing that special something? Do you want it to be three dimensional? Well then, just make them gay! Instantly, your character is a three dimensional figure that just comes to life! Disclaimer: Use in moderation, results may vary, contact doctor if you are stalked by Sathoro Shadeleaf, contact the authorities if it continues, kill the bastard if he breaks out of jail to stalk you some more.

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I've always preferred to keep my character's sexuality ambiguous... allows greater flexibility.

    3. -The Doctor-

      -The Doctor-

      Doctor does not approve •_•

    4. Locke Lamora (Appeal)

      Locke Lamora (Appeal)

      No...no.. Tree sexuality is a lot more 3 D! Amorites?

  2. Amorphbutt

    Halflings are crunchy.

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Except for that fat one, too greasy he was.

    2. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      Ions are sour and chewy

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      I just got killed by a halfling antag

  3. Amorphbutt

    Got Defiance on Steam :3

  4. Amorphbutt

    Well, a darkie of mine is marrying Charles Napier.

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    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      As said by Rel: "No one with 2C is ever joking"

    3. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Try it.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Do I need to get back on Shiva and make Zozo kill Vie again?

  5. Amorphbutt
    Banned because
  6. Amorphbutt

    "You humans are ever so arrogant. Maybe I should BURN you all down to size. Eheheheheheh..."

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      The thing is that you're not supposed to, dear Vol.

    3. Volutional

      Volutional

      omg im gonna deltur status

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      CORRUPTION! CORRUPTION IN THE SYSTEM!

  7. Amorphbutt
    10/10 Kiri <3
  8. Amorphbutt
    10/10 WELL...
  9. Amorphbutt

    "First, I'll start with the eyes, then I shall take your ears, then lips, then nose, then fingers, and then toes, working my way until there's nothing left... NOTHING!"

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      No, it's a very important character I am making that will be a person trapped inside a cat's body. Don't diss me, there's been people's characters who had their souls trapped in dolls.

    3. blindmind

      blindmind

      Make sure to post a bit of lore, first!

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Don't worry, I will <3

  10. Amorphbutt
    Who doesn't know Cruzzy? 10/10
  11. Amorphbutt
    10/10, Supernatural.
  12. Amorphbutt

    Panda isn't permabanned. She's just not seeing the appeal to well.. appeal to LOTC.

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Call of Duty : LOTC edition. Panda would much rather star in plays and productions, bond with her grandmother, and travel to places like Chicago rather than play Call of Duty.

    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Honestly, the way our community is at the moment, no one is.

  13. Amorphbutt
    Janehsi drew the dagger out of the corpse of the halfling male, the rest of his family crying and screaming for their lost father as they cowered before this blood thirsty kha’. How they begged, how they gave her pleas of mercy. But she couldn’t hear them. She couldn’t hear them at all. There were voices in her head, wonderful, beautiful voices, singing to her, telling her to kill them. For a moment, she tried to tune them out, let this be her killing time, not theirs. But she couldn’t. The voices were too strong. Too powerful. More powerful than her own. The voices continued to sing to Janehsi. ‘Kill them,’ they sung to her, each word sweeter than sugar. ‘Don’t let them survive,’ they ordered the kharajyr as she took a step towards the halfling family cowering in front of her. ‘Please the mother,’ they chorused. ‘Please her with their deaths.’ These had to be voices from Metztli, she thought as she took another step towards the group, getting a cry from one of the babies. She had told Janehsi to kill. And how she was going to kill these apes. “Fur da muuna..” she mutters as she takes another step, the eldest child getting up to charge her. How beautiful the blood looked as it spewed from the child’s neck, the mother screaming in agony as she watched her child get slaughtered. How easily they were cut. Like paper, their skin was. Looking away from the body, with a face that would’ve sent shivers up the body of a dread knight, she looked to them. Her face was blank. A face of death. No emotion, no expression. Just death. She only saw that as she took one more step towards the halflings. The next few motions came as a blur, the voices singing to her louder than the halflings’ screams of pain and agony. Before all was said and done, Janehsi was basically drenched in blood up to her shins. The mangled corpses of the four piece halfling family all around her. She wiped her mouth with her arm, trying to get some of the halfling off of it. She killed as the voices ordered her to. It was for Metztli, she thought, always for the Muuna. So, then, her work done, she turned on her heel, walking away from the gory scene, leaving some traveler to discover the slaughter.
  14. Amorphbutt

    There ain't no rest for the wicked~

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    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      oxygen........................................................

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Did you hear? They're starting to tax that too.

      OH NO WE CAN'T SLOW DOWN, WE CAN'T HOLD BACK OH YOU KNOW WE WISH WE COULD.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for gooood!

  15. Amorphbutt
    http://i.imgur.com/qBwShWQ.jpg Well, do you?
    1. Volutional

      Volutional

      Of course not.

    2. Space

      Space

      As a Canadian I can tell you this is true.

  16. Amorphbutt
    10/10
  17. Amorphbutt
    Somewhere, Aodh has a mighty desire to go and play with Katherine Stafyr at Schattenburg.
  18. Amorphbutt

    Kalenz and Azorella, sitting in a tree, insulting impures that cross their path to kiss even though it's a cutural taboo to do so in public.

    1. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      <3

  19. Amorphbutt
    Kalenz Uradir - Hiylu Lysiloma
  20. Amorphbutt
    10/10 for Supernatural. He exploded because of Arch Angel + Chuck the Prophet :3
  21. Amorphbutt

    That's it. We're being DDoS'd.

    1. DracoRailgun

      DracoRailgun

      Likely.

    2. ryno2

      ryno2

      its the ancient curse of the king of the desert

  22. Amorphbutt

    Isn't this what happened when we were being DDoS'd that one time?

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    2. Dyn

      Dyn

      Pretty much.

    3. jamesb

      jamesb

      God help us all.

    4. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      It'll blow over eventually. Can't go on forever.

  23. Amorphbutt
    http://i.imgur.com/qI389J6.png
    1. Lark

      Lark

      XD

  24. Amorphbutt

    I bet this new Revolution will be akin to the French Revolution and will slaughter all the nobles.

    1. Hobolympic

      Hobolympic

      You bet

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      yespls

    3. tomfaz

      tomfaz

      Hell yeah!

  25. Amorphbutt

    The worst torture is when the person doesn't physically harm you.

    1. mmat

      mmat

      You wouldn't be saying that if someone tortured you by physically harming you.

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