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  1. Shorsand

    It must be all the people who left trying to DdoS us guise

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    2. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      I'm with you.

    3. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Silly conspiracy theories.

    4. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      *Shrugs* who knows who it is. I think from the start, it's been ruining the server in the long run.

  2. Shorsand

    Server stahp die

  3. Shorsand

    tfw when you realize all the server's lore has loopholes and is illogical to the highest degree. But that's no fun, thinking like that.

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    2. saromon50

      saromon50

      You, my friend, just gave me a headache...

    3. Space

      Space

      I really wish we would of wiped lore and re-started instead of Anthos.

    4. Dyn

      Dyn

      Every story has loopholes, you can't expect us to really be too different.

  4. Shorsand

    So once a new magic subtype lore is accepted, how is it put into the world for people to learn, if no-one knows it?

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    2. Everman111

      Everman111

      I don't know. But I figure someone would learn it from the ruins of some old building where wizards gathered. Or in the form of a long lost work of literature.

    3. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      My character has been theorizing and gathering other magical knowledge, discussing with people and trying to prove his theory.

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      An example of this RP: http://imgur.com/a/OxAgf

  5. Shorsand

    So much OOC-hate and blame!

  6. Shorsand

    So much OOC-hate and blame!

  7. Shorsand

    Who needs fancy elf-names? Just look at the security-CAPTCHA and take it from there.

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      This probably explains over half of Xbox Live's usernames.

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      XxPussySlayerxX

      Takes no prisoners.

    4. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      XxPussySlayerxX

      Takes no prisoners.

  8. Shorsand

    I want to learn an evocation so I can pretend I'm using plasmids..

    1. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      Booker?

  9. Shorsand

    Died with two unique event-items and a grass block. Sigh.

    1. Natalie

      Natalie

      Aw. ):

    2. iseemoosego

      iseemoosego

      D: Well, that stinks a lot. Was it a d/20 or mobs?

    3. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Mobs are the worst. At least with players the item stays in-game for others to enjoy.

  10. Shorsand

    Our American way of life.. Isn't it grand? Peace, freedom, and bacon and eggs. Perfect.

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Don't forget the spying, and terrible healhcare.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      And Communism.

    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      And aweful educational system.

  11. Shorsand

    Fraudulent auction bidding isn't THAT bad.. Right?

  12. Shorsand

    I EMBRACE THE COMING OF CTHULU!

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      True disciple's do not flaunt there power in front of all these pathetic mortals. You are but a slave to his cause, pig. Get over it.

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      MISTER CARL GO TO BED.

    4. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      I have no power! Not yet! The Great Lord promised it to me as I spread the word of him!

  13. Shorsand

    I'm afraid of the new launcher, is it good?

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Meh. http://gyazo.com/46716ef229ca59736dd3318e99925521

    3. JtPv

      JtPv

      It terrifies me too. But its still in dev...

    4. Cthulhu

      Cthulhu

      Can't run Lotc with it. I dislike it.

  14. Shorsand

    When I look too deep into the lore of something, people say it shouldn't be taken THAT seriously, and that its just for fun. If that's the case then why write supar-serious lore for it in the first place?

    1. youlovesocks

      youlovesocks

      Next lore headline - Robots. AmIRite?

  15. Shorsand

    WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY COOKED FISH?!

    1. Arial Meadowbloom

      Arial Meadowbloom

      I know, Elton, I know.

  16. Shorsand

    So if one wanted to kill all the monks of the Cloud Temple.. How would they?

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    2. Katherine1

      Katherine1

      Discover nuclear fission and blow the whole place up.

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      You can't. Monks know all types of martial arts and will destroy you even if you have the best armor and weapons in the world.

    4. Katherine1

      Katherine1

      You set off LotC's first nuke, and we'll see how well the monks will survive it. Nevermind the permaban it would bring.

  17. Shorsand

    So many ET-apps lately.

  18. Shorsand

    I had a brilliant idea for a character.. And then I lost it.

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    2. iseemoosego

      iseemoosego

      You mean my character Gunner? Just kidding :P I hate that feeling too...

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      ye! thats it he had to hidden blades too that shot fire amd he is all the orc killar

    4. Yoff

      Yoff

      Backstory, we need backstory.

  19. Shorsand

    The server demands a sacrifice. Blood for server! Blood for SERVER!

    1. Bucky_24

      Bucky_24

      BLOOD FOR THE TELIGOD!

  20. Shorsand
    http://en.spongepedia.org/images/3/37/BBB.jpg When you see it.
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    2. Tom_Whiteman

      Tom_Whiteman

      LOLOLOL

    3. Wretched

      Wretched

      Oh lawrd...

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Ohhh, that's perverted~

  21. Shorsand

    Three possibly habitable planets found orbiting Gliese-667Cd, 22 light years away.--- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23032467

    1. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      Aliens!

    2. The Fact Core

      The Fact Core

      The Space Core just talked to me, he said that they were just rocks.

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      22 light years? ****, just develop light speed travel or cryogenics and Ill take that trip.

  22. Shorsand

    So.. How do people's birds know where or to whom to go to?

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    2. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Ac'talareh has an owlry you must go to to pick up your bird messages.

    3. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      I usually ask the same question when people I've never met send me birds.

    4. Neri

      Neri

      I usually shoot and cook birds people sent me. Never turn down a free lunch!

  23. Shorsand

    So.. How do people's birds know where or to whom to go to?

  24. Shorsand

    When you realize we have electrical evocation, but not electricity..

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    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      *Jaw drops* Where... where the power plants are run by enslaved elves... taught electrical evocation by humans from birth, living their lives as batteries... NOW PLEASE!

    3. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      No... electrical evocation is the magical discharge of static electricity, which is useful for nothing.

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      static electricity is useful for making people's hair stand up

  25. Shorsand

    I would love to see the science behind the void, and magic, and all the oddly unexplainable things on the server. It would genuinelly be something interesting to read and contemplate.

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    2. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      But it would be interesting for sure!

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      It's fuckin magic they aint explaining ****

    4. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      how bout dem stars ya?

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