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Brilliant idea; if ST are allowed to implement PK clauses during events, we should be able to implement ST resignation clauses if the ST fails the event. Don't worry, we'll make it worth their while.

The President of the United States of America agrees that we have too many ST. Must reduce numbers. (The guy has no idea what he's talking about 95% of the time but we're in the lucky 5% of mental sanity :3  )

Be sure to seal your roofs, the Daemon of Freedom flying around will drop the freedom turds upon your open houses.

Can we look into the Story Team next? I hear there's force pk's going on . . . . Don't shoot me.

The ST has managed to disturb my slumber.. I will never forget this moment. Proceeds to purchase all available airhorns

How can I possibly go Karen mode and ask for the manager, when the manager is even worse than the subordinate? >.< 

What's on my mind? Interesting you should ask.. I cannot say here because I'll get into trouble....  Thanks for the consideration though, Status Updater.  I really appreciate you asking. 

If you're bored, make toast.

The new screenshots of the big report is... Phewwww... 

o_o

Friendly reminder that we are here to have fun; if being involved in a position of power disallows this on an OOC level, don't be involved with that position. 

Woop woop!

M... Must purge the blind epidemic... M.. M.. Must remove the blind!

Grab the popcorn, watch the scrambling and chaos unfold! *nom nom*

Bring back the days where you can purchase your desired VIP rank without having to buy from the bottom up. Like really??

Yes, remove the fun. Excellent strategy. 

A fine line between disciplinary and retaliatory. 

Gotta meet that monthly quota! Yep, Go get ‘em boys in blue! *heavily sarcastic* 

Let's just deny everything; it's easier, less to read.

If y'all would just do this thing called 'roleplay', the MRP/PVP debate wouldn't even exist ;)

There's the answer to all your problems, hue hue.

Bring back /nodrop

What is reality? 

What is the answer to the Universe? 

Why does batman fight crime in a rubber suit? 

Why am I asking you all these questions?

#FreePuddleMancerPro

Woah, this still exists???? Dude, no way bruh. 

Mmrrphhh... Twenty minutes passed and yet, still.. No modreq answer.

A nice uninterrupted RP experience would be very much appreciated.

It is what it is. Just gotta role with the punches. ;)