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Reckless Banzai Screamer

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  1. holy shit striga bros it's YOUR TIME

  2. Tetsugawa had fallen before Minitz and a certain samurai frowns that he could not have at least been there to fight with his Barclay Bosom Buddies in one last hoorah for their home. Once he had called this land his parish as Lector, his home as a wandering Ronin and his neighbors as a Clan elder. But they would be friends for life regardless of where the new world took them. :serene:
  3. Antonius Cardinal San Caius finally graduates Bard College with a serene look on his face, knowing the musicians today helped Barrowton go out in a blaze of glory. "Our GOD es an awesome GOD!"
  4. 41 Saints Days of Occupation and The Fall of Tetsugawa The fall of Tetsugawa was swift and sudden with the Mori enacting their vengeance upon the samurai who toyed with them in Luciensburg. With the village destroyed, the Giant Boar obliterated and the lumbering Ugokoyama Castle abandoning the Heartlands, the Oyashimans set off for the south and crossed the shallow end of the continental strait seeking refuge. In reflection of the last forty one months of occupation under Adria and the fall to the Mori, Samurai Kato Oijin releases a series of haikus. And with the destruction of Tetsugawa comes the end of the Adrian occupation after forty and one months. The War Two white warlords fight Oyashimans will banzai The Pact is fulfilled The war machine starts Outsource Labor to the orcs Oyashi Hold Fort Bodies strewn across Tetsugawan Rice Paddies Crows need not hunt mice Owyn guide our swords Victory he leads us towards A Farfolk Home saved Up against the wall Shouts echo inside my head, Blob blob blob blob blob The Occupation Men lined up and killed Women and Children loaded On trains heading north The new governor Needs to be hanged with the rope And wife set ablaze I wanted answers I tried to look for Charlie He never writes back So many lives lost Across the Iron River **** Charlie-Dono Haenseman was killed by Anonymous Uniforms Who cleaned up after The Fall Guilt over Darasu’s Death Last thing I call him was bum, Wish I was kinder I miss my clan home, My Barclay Bosom Buddies And my fishing spot Mori push us out Tetsugawa the dream lost It’s still **** Charlie-Dono Of Oyashi Bones With gold encrusted black teeth And verdant green robes By my pettiness I continue to endure Passed unemployed friends
  5. MC Name: Gundam_Engineer Discord: GundamEngineer#6958 Image: Description of Image: An icon of Saint Lucien, Patron of Crusaders by Kato Eren Dimensions: 1x1
  6. Oijin spits on ground, "Dishonorable man. Should've committed seppuku. Free Tetsugawa!"
  7. the farfolk dynasties of faiz ibraheem and adam forgotten again in favor of highlander-heartlander patriarchy :doom::mald::vengence:
  8. Embrace stork rp we've evolved beyond the need of /persona prefix [6 months]

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    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Punisher The Punisher GIF - Punisher The Punisher Wait GIFs

       

      *London Air Raid Sirens are blaring

    3. Jentos

      Jentos

      STORK RP STORK RP

    4. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      [Fat] Merchant: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

  9. Day 28 of the Tetsugawan Occupation, the rice famine has been harsh.

    1. Benleft

      Benleft

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      And a real hero… 

  10. "Kakakaka," chuckled a Yakuza Tech Boss at the artistic rendition of the sociopolitical climate of the Heartlands. During these desperate times of occupation it was the humor drawn from it that relieved the Oyashiman for a mere minute despite the ever looming threat of Mori-Black Outs and a rice famine.
  11. "Remember Quentin Brae, Remember Du loc! No rats, no taxes!" shouts a cardinal upon hearing of the political upheaval in the Urguan lands.
  12. oh you must think you obama huuuuh?

    1. TeawithFrisket

      TeawithFrisket

      Think and know are two different adjectives. ;D

  13. Cardinal San Caius submitted his vote and traced the Lorraine Cross over himself, praying he made the right choice.
  14. A Yakuza Tech Boss makes the :doom: expression, wondering who taught the mori animii crafting. "It's over," He tells the saiko-komon and each of them exposed their stomachs and drew their tantos for this dishonorable failure.
  15. Kato Oijin smiles upon his grandson's work and makes plans to have some more printed out to expand upon their business ventures.
  16. Cardinal Saint Caius prepares his burro for a lot of traveling in the coming months and rolls up some beans and rice in a tortilla for the trip.
  17. A Yakuza Tech Boss exhales tobacco smoke from flared nostrils upon receiving the news of the rival shop's dark origins. "My enemies are ontologically evil so there is no act against them which is wrong," He picks up a cup of hot green tea and sips.
  18. The Black Swordsman, being stuck under occupation on the Iron River Bank, looks across the stretch of water that separated the occupied zone and Waldenia and frowns gravely the invitation never reaches him. :Doom:
  19. The Black Swordsman wonders what will happen to the occupied Iron River.
  20. Long in his search for the unknown frozen wastes of Siberia that the children and women of Tetsugawa were being sent to while under the occupation of the Iron River, the black swordsman receives news of Brandt Barclay's elevation to Lord Vandalore. That night before his bonfire, he receives a vision of a third Waldenia and smiled for his far away friends.
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