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    Antonius Cardinal Saint Caius made the serene face and felt his Venerable father Ioannes Temesch smile upon him in the Seven Skies.
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    Owyn loves ALL of his Farfolk children.
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    A former Lector of Oyashiman descent stood alone in the darkness of his room upon receiving the news, having always harbored suspicions of the woman. "If only they knew what she did to Robert the Walrus..." Oijin mumbled, remembering the Lord Vandalore's wedding all too well. "They would have made it slowah..." He traces the Lorraine Cross on himself.
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    MC Name: Gundam_Engineer Discord: GundamEngineer#6958 Image: Description of Image: The Exalted Prophet Owyn the Lightbringer, Father of Farfolk Dimensions: 2x2
  5. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    MC Name: Gundam_Engineer Discord: GundamEngineer#6958 Image: Description of Image: The Exalted Prophet Owyn the Lightbringer, Father of Farfolk Dimensions: 2x2
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    anti-spike, anti-spike, anti-spike

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    The spike is evil and inshallah I call upon Rashidun faith Creator almighty to smite all you pro-spike shills.
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    what if we just shelf tawkin? it's inferior to glorious steel anyway
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    Show a build example, if it's cool enough to cultural appropriate into my roleplay culture then +1
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    Kato Oijin submits his vote and starts campaigning amongst the Oyashimans for their enclave's interests.
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    friendly reminder that the wiki and family echo are the weapons of the ontologically evil and from an outdated era to push alternative agendas antithetical to collaborative story telling (and should therefore be ignored entirely).

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    2. Nectorist

      Nectorist

      @Reckless Banzai Screamerminecraft books are where tomes of ibleesian rituals are contained

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      @Nectorist discord rper right here

    4. argonian

      argonian

      @monkeypoacher eh that's an ancient thing. like the 5th empire being formed by random house horen descendants just so happening to appear out of aeldin. or even mog in 2012 calling himself "godfrey HOREN" after the literal father of all mankind, which was really ******* on-the-nose. you've never seen a "legolas malin" or a "thorin urguan", and for very good reason.

       

      the main reason why "being someone's cousin" is more common now is largely because mediums like discord and the increased OOC-connectivity (aka the "everyone knowing everyone and their business"ity) combined with ever-worsening player retention has led to an arms race where you gotta offer noobs shit to get them to stick around. the idea of ppl DM'ing new forum sign-ups and camping the CT for recruits was unthinkable for like the first 6 years of the server's lifespan.

       

      offering your most competent noobs a noble 2nd char so he doesn't switch to another house/duchy/country that does is just an extension of that. in the past that didn't happen nearly as much because ppl weren't as desperate for recruits, and even when they were, you didn't get tards from across the map DM'ing and trying to steal ur guys w false promises of power as bastard #3, because they had no way of doing that.

       

      also on a mostly unrelated note, more restrictive rules and systems have meant that rags-to-riches stories of random peasants founding a new noble family are extremely rare now, whereas they were common as dirt in the past. so there often isn't even a choice between founding your own house or joining someone else's. you just gotta join theirs.

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    now this is epic
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    A former Lector said a silent prayer for the cardinal, thinking she did a pretty good job in life.
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    there's no Sir_Niccum so this compass is shit how can you neglect schism super bowl?
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    Inshallah I strike the wiki writers down with thunder and lightning for being noobs and writing biased/false information. I also hate character profiles on there.

    1. Myleres

      Myleres

      please let me help you on this quest. i will obliterate the wiki.

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I will have your webbin join mines.

  16. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    Thank you for the credit it increases my power level I discussed with a few others about the subject a bit more after my forum post schizoing and there came up a slight issue that should be addressed. One role play avenue that could be cut out is the narrative of the bastard. It's popular in human rp, I've done it before on my old imperial prince and the whole rags to riches narrative is a fun narrative to strive for. Most bastards are conceived by npc too totally unrelated to the ftb problem. This is a minimal issue when compared to protecting the youth on the server but how we implement safety should be done in a way that's tasteful and doesn't ruin popular tropes that aren't inherently bad or detrimental to the server (muh jon snow rp). I don't think we need official lore on this. Perhaps this is something that could be handled by the religious groups/community leaders on the server to make up non-sexual avenues of conception for their communities. Me personally, I just say the stork delivered my kids and grand kids regardless of what ST jannies could tell me. The main goal is just trying to make this place safer for the kids. EDIT: Something else to consider either reworking or addressing is the elf infertility curse. Why does the stork or whoever dislike them?
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    embrace aengul stork lore this is fantasy setting 

    1. Amayonnaise

      Amayonnaise

      Oh! I actually meant to quote your comment - damn, I forgot.. But yeah, removing FTB and adding in new flavour lore for the bringing of children via prayer / aengul / mani etc would be super cool imo.

    2. Knight of Elken

      Knight of Elken

      this shit is such a funny idea and no matter what, if any, changes are made, i'm rping this anyways 

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    A rising sun templar raises his katana into the air. "JUSTICE FOR TEFT! I WILL COLLECT HEADS!"
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    Descendants are food, no snuggle buggle! +1
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    Father Paco Temesch hopes his first cousin (once removed) (who is an unproven floosey) gives this little brat the chancleta for speaking so vulgar to her madre.
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    A swordsman prays for the fallen hero of Du Loc.
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    Father Paco Antonius Temesch had dumped the knight into the River Petra after being asked to give him last rites, for he was a petty little man angry at the misogyny against his cousin (once removed), the Archduchess.
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    A seething priest tacks PUP's name to the list of people who have insinuated his first cousin (once removed) was a floosey. "Ju gon' get yer's comin' ese...." The priest traces the Lorraine on himself and loaded his crossbow in preparation to pay the reporter a visit in his (GTA V ONLINE GAMER) rage.
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    Father Tonito's face wrenched up in disgust at the mere accusation of his first cousin (once removed) being an even bigger floosey than originally anticipated and makes plans to bring his (repeating) crossbow to Urguan to set the story straight.
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    A priest looks to his hanged up crossbow, seething the cuckhold prince insinuated his first prima (once removed) was a floosey. "Imma' shoot dem up!" he seethed some more.
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