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  1. OmGoMGOmG ANoTHEr foLLower hELlo HeLlo!

  2. Stannis affixes his signature to the bottom of the document.
  3. heLLO folloWErs!

    1. Kaelan
    2. func_Soap

      func_Soap

      1 hour ago, Kaelan said:

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      Ew it’s a non-follower...

    3. Kaelan
  4. *All across the realms of the Pax Orenia, leaflets are nailed up:* Bare-knuckle boxing As the summer nights draw longer and the warm breeze passes through the rural Laanhold, fields flourish with the coming of the longer, sunnier days.. Children play and townsfolk enjoy the simple life. But! Some excitement is to be had... The talk of the Town..! His grace, Duke Stannis Staunton, invites all men of Oren to show their prowess via a friendly boxing tournament! Are you the strongest man in Arcas, or perhaps the fastest? With a 500 mina prize pool, it's all to play for! OOC Information Date: 20th of July 2019 Time 6 pm EST Location: Laanhold, Duchy of Westmarch Directions: Follow the road to Haelun’or up from Whitepeak, then left at the sign.
  5. Name of settlement: Laanhold, Westmarch Peak time: Around 3pm EST (from a mix of Europeans and North Americans) Populace density: 85% Human, 15% Halfling Brief description: Laanhold is the cozy agricultural town of the Duchy of Westmarch. With hedgerows bordering the farms leading up to the gentle palisade entrance to the town, the entire area would be welcoming to most. Halfling burrows sit on the left hand side of the road in, and a branch off to the right sweeps up the staircase to the keep: Laanhold Tower. Immediately upon entering the town would be a marketplace, with a medical clinic on the far left, under the clocktower. Bearing left, an arcade leads to a public park, and the small houses in that direction. Straight ahead is the archway leading to the church, manors and side entrance to the keep, and to the right is the road to the apartments, and the tavern too. List of players able to assist: @mra8ur93ss , Duke Stannis, aka func_Soap @Pun , Duchess Kathryn, aka Pun__ @Gleeshers , Mayor Puddifoot, aka ColdDaughter @Cleggmire_ , Ser Fournier, aka Reynald_ @LadyCarolina , Lady Fournier Directions: https://imgur.com/a/zApKoFR Take the Northerly junction of the Aegrothond-northerly – King’s Road-easterly junction, then the first left nearly opposite a vineyard on the right. -
  6. https://imgur.com/a/Lmlwzp9 Corrections aside, this map is majestic. It certainly captures all the locations I frequent perfectly!
  7. Stannis had begun to worry the same, before spotting ”Ah, we may not be vassals of the Kingdom of Cascadia, but we are of the House of Cascadia, as the Imperial family.”
  8. Stannis has his men remove every obtainable copy of the note found in Westmark and destroy them; as they border the High-Elves, they’d likely be the first to be impacted by the so-called crusade.
  9. imo veteran RPers shouldn’t need a wacky race to make a complex character. That aside, I attended the Djinn event in Brandybrook, which was pretty fun. I think events need to be made more regular to try to reintroduce that sorta stuff as a more key component of LotC. I remember when some tunnelling slime monsters cropped up in the middle of Riga, or a hunter had spotted the tracks of a particularly large boar. It’s small things like that that really populate the world outside the ‘main’ characters that inhabit it.
  10. Stannis counts the number of times a Godfrey has ruled Renatus, and the number of times a Godfrey has ruled Oren. ”Well that explains it.”
  11. Stannis reads over the letter, at least finding solace in Mosley’s dignified departure in the face of reason. ”A damn shame,” he mutters, tapping his hand with the letter, before nervously biting his lip, ”A damn shame indeed...”
  12. Hans decks the halls in the most regal of colours.
  13. +1 Been working on a build, the patron arrives to inspect & first thing he says is “these walls aren’t siege proof.” Indicates to me there is a problem with how sieges are done. Perhaps make trebs more expensive? Introduce proper siege ladders or battering rams as cheaper alternatives. Dismantle the treb-&-charge meta.
  14. Recently rediscovered some portraits from the festival of Veris. They gave me a great chuckle after all this time, so thanks!

    1. Jollybee

      Jollybee

      glad you still like them!! ?

  15. ”A victory of royale scales,” Hans adds as an addendum to Edvard’s comment.
  16. “Ad hominem,” the recently arrived monk-hopeful shrugs as his eyes flicker across this page, “although humorous for one Emperor to bleat of Exalted Horen’s virtue while making of the admonish-able actions of Harren son of Horen. Tis one thing to fall folly to Harren’s mistakes, human as we all are, but entirely hypocritical to chastise the other for failing also.”
  17. Back when I was a wee lad, me n my mates rebelled from a city that 9 out of 10 ppl would say was owned by this one dude. The enemies lose a warclaim, suddenly staff appear n tell us the guy everyone knows owns the city doesn't own the city, so we can't rebel. Fun times.
  18. Hans raises his sword skyward! "Indeed," he declares, "for the sake of the Reav-- oh, Reivers, I offer my sword!"
  19. "Wasn't aware land holdings could exempt themselves from inheritance," Rotger hums as he ponders over the news that some Dwarves somewhere had cancelled themselves out of a Kingom he once knew, "Confederation of Hammers..? What a scaaary name."
  20. Rotger von Curon hears word of the successful negotiations; "seems we're now officially part of a nation. Glad it's Courland. Ave an' wha' not."
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