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  1. Malocchio

    https://www.twitch.tv/bobross I can sleep peacefully.

    1. chaotikal

      chaotikal

      i love you for showing me this 

       

      hes basically the most adorable loveable man that has ever existed.

       

       

      and he can fuckin paint

  2. Malocchio

    They have eyes full of adultery, insatiable for sin. They entice unsteady souls. They have hearts trained in greed. Accursed children! [Peter 2:14] 

    1. mitto

      mitto

      this is islamiphobic.

  3. Malocchio

    But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. [Revelation 21:8]

    1. osumanduas

      osumanduas

      Tone down the crazy there bud

  4. Malocchio

    Matthew, Mark, Luke and John,
    Bless the bed that I lie on.
    Four corners to my bed,
    Four angels round my head;
    One to watch and one to pray
    And two to bear my soul away.

    1. mmat

      mmat

      bless you my child

  5. Malocchio

    Germany vs. Italy, eh?

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ;*

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      haha germany beat slovakia to the ground 3-0 it'll be ez for them..

    4. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      ever since italy messed with zidane i cant love them

  6. Malocchio

    （ ´_⊃｀）

  7. Malocchio

    i confess my undying love for @Altiak

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    2. Wrynn

      Wrynn

      I love @Wrynntastic., wait.. that's me

    3. Harri

      Harri

      ur like a year older than me you batty boy @mitto

    4. Altiak

      Altiak

      I see.

  8. Malocchio

    **** my **** up 

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    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      come back on teamspeak

    3. legomackley

      legomackley

      same

    4. Kim

      Kim

      okay ;)

  9. Malocchio

    hello you were viewing my profile?? :* 

    1. Kim

      Kim

      who even is koto

    2. KoTo

      KoTo

      right

    3. Kim

      Kim

      :)

  10. Malocchio
    Just because you say "xd no offense my dude b-but!!" doesn't mean that what you're saying isn't an insult. Matt has a brilliant, ridiculously vibrant vocabulary and if you have a problem understand "big" words, consider not commenting and feel free to use Google to allow comprehension. This is indeed, as Lev said, how Matt talks naturally and as someone who experienced the same sort of comments about my writing, it's actually extremely irritating that you had to add that tiny little comment for some +1's from halfwit forum-serpents. Try not to do that to people, yeah? That's all.
  11. Malocchio

    i ******* hate you please don't message me

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      Mallocchio and bungo sitting in a tree

      k-i-s-s-i-n-g

      first comes love

      then a miscarriage

       

    2. bungo

      bungo

      yea but i didnt message u?

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      you're not my papi

  12. Malocchio

     

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    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      Neato.

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      Hello sir. Big fan of your work.

    4. big narstie

      big narstie

      Hello ma'am, big fan of you! xx

  13. Malocchio

    Nothing annoys me as much as people who chew gum like a cow, loud as ****, not caring for other's sanity. 

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      I dont think im in that situation often enough to care

    3. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      If a balloon was rubbed around me more than once a year I think I'd go insane.

    4. Kim

      Kim

      Thats like me except its whenever my littlr sister talks to me lmao

  14. Malocchio

    OÙ T'ES, PAPAOUTAI?

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      this song is very dope brazil 10101/10 10 okkkk

       

       

    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      I love Malocchio.

    4. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      boopity boppity, rome was white, ayy i'm walkin' here

  15. Malocchio

    YOUR SON WAS WEAK SDJF;OASHDJKSDSAODJSALD

    1. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      STOP, JUST STOP IT LITERALLY HURTS ME

    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      you greedy *****

    3. osumanduas

      osumanduas

      Cersei and Oli seem so much more ******* tolerable compared to the shite they pulled in dorn

  16. Malocchio

    Performing at coffeehouses is so fun!

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    2. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      You sing? That's cool.

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      I do it for the $$$

    4. Ford

      Ford

      *snaps fingers pretentiously*

  17. Malocchio

    The wrathful, cruel, horrible, pious and malicious.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Goddamn carrots!

    3. Ford

      Ford

      what the **** is up with the jews 

    4. Gnomemancy

      Gnomemancy

      ... Islamic Exreamists.

  18. Malocchio

    missing u... xoxo

    1. Tirenas

      Tirenas

      xoxo

  19. Malocchio

    How do you like your eggs?

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    2. idiot

      idiot

      I like them when they are being made. ;)

    3. Lunar

      Lunar

      massaged 

    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      white.

  20. Malocchio

    Ah, yes. I never thought I'd be able to say this but I am helping apply makeup on children who are acting in Shrek the Musical. I'm not sure if my soul has left me or if it has just gotten stronger. God bless.

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    2. Space

      Space

      tbch (to be completely honest) i think that's an insanely specific thing to think 'i never thought i'd be doing this'

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      What I'm trying to say is that I absolutely hate anything Shrek related because the internet destroyed it for me. And I found out two weeks ago that it's a musical. And today, I found out that apparently I'll be doing makeup for it. (wake me up inside)

    4. Travista

      Travista

      wtf? You hate Shrek? **** off

  21. Malocchio

    Chemistry will be the death of me.

    1. Salvo

      Salvo

      finally

    2. Ford

      Ford

      what subject are you on rn? thermo, electro, kinetics, reactions, etc?

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      We're about to have our exam on everything but I'm doing work with colloids, Tyndall effect, et cetera. But with the review paper I have to do, we have to do all the calculations with mole to mole formulas, ugh. It is awful.

  22. Malocchio

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. 

    1. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      get the hose

    2. Ford

      Ford

      wtf wow

    3. 6xdestroyer

      6xdestroyer

      Moist

       

  23. Malocchio

    HYzupee.png?1 @Trips Yeah, okay, bub...

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      GOD DAMN IT, KIM. GOD DAMN IT.

    3. Harri

      Harri

      whats up lotc nation, its your host, killer kim star, lets get roooooight into the truuuuuth

    4. Trips

      Trips

      yeah kim thanks for finding the real one, i can see its legitimate from the pixels

  24. Malocchio

    **** WASPS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR

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    2. justDEWit

      justDEWit

      omg

    3. Space

      Space

      Wow, Malocchio can voice her hate for white angl-saxon protestants but that one dude can't voice his dislike of the LGBT community, p messed up............

    4. Harri

      Harri

      haha get you get owned by one malo ahahahah idiot xddd

  25. Malocchio

    You know I got the sauce; you know I'm sauuucccyy. 

    1. mmat

      mmat

      Whens'a your Dolmio day?

    2. Harri

      Harri

      tomato sauce for the pasta right????????????????

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