The King Of The Moon

Lothar I ,'The Lost', Prince of Rubern 1759 - 1812 'So windy for a cave.' Those were the last words in Lothar's mind, as he hurtled down into the frozen abyss, past the walls of his castle with his heart cut in half. He had no care for the sting of his accomplice's knife in his back, nor the false Principality that would die with him, nor the ancient noble line of Counts, Margraves, Princes and Grand Princes that would end forever once he hit the ground. He did not dwell on his youth, as a prodigy in the Alchemic Arts, on his grand inventions nor his ambition for the future of mankind. He, for the first time in a long time, didn't even give thought to the Kingdom that had betrayed him, when he had sacrificed so much for it. No. Lothar Vladislav Alimar's last thinking moments were busy reflecting on the updraft as he fell into that great cavern of ice... And just how cold it would be once he hit the bottom. And then he did, and the last Prince of Rubern was no more.

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Prince Lothar frowns at the paper. "Who?"

Prince Lothar Alimar begins arrangements to illegally supply the young men of Haense with cannons, gunpower and Alchemist's Fire from across the border.

Prince Lothar has the castle's Organ cleaned in preparation for some obnoxious musical stylings.

I'm in.

I'm in.

Lothar Vladislav, The Prince of Rubern, does a celebratory dance upon hearing the news. "Now I shall rule Haense, and then, the wooooorld!" he cackles maniacally.

Prince Lothar shakes his fist out across the lake, reading his most recent act aloud in hopes of putting those pesky fishmen of their place.

Prince Lothar reclines comfortably in his throne, blissfully ignorant of the various dead people upset by his title. He'd hand his humble butler a copy of the treaty, commenting: "It's all finalised. I believe this is cause for celebration, Reginald. Get the good plates ready!"

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Lothar Vladislav, The Prince of Rubern, places an order for some tasteless clerical garb.

That it is and that I will, thank you!

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Lore has been shelved and moved to the appropriate subforum. If you have questions about why this specific lore has been shelved, please contact an ST Manager or the ST Administrator.

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In light of recent abuse done in excess around Blissfoil’s ‘Pollen’ quality, explained here - - it has come to the ST’s potential that certain players who shall remain unnamed have decided to push these restrictions to their absolute limits, ignoring the intended downsides of utilising the pollen in such a way and maximising its usage as an instant-win in CRP. As mentioned in prior announcements, Botany is meant to be accessible for all players without need of an app gating them from it. Seeing it abused in this sense has opened our eyes to how vulnerable the lore is to misuse without the rigidity of a student/ teacher system and the potential suspension of apps that would effect most other areas of player-accessible lore. As a consequence of this, the ‘pollen’ effects of Blissfoil are to be written out of the main post and be shelved, effective immediately. Any signed items containing Blissfoil Pollen (notably not Blissfoil Petals) are henceforth rendered inert and to be destroyed. Furthermore the ST will be undergoing a review of other problematic herbs which have been powergamed in the same manner over the course of the coming days, so stay tuned for further updates and feel free to flag up any issues or instances of easy powergaming with any other herbs to the ST.

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