DrunkCapybaraa

Somewhere far away, where the beach meets forest, a former patriarch sat next to a grave, atop planted a small purple heart tree. He drank a beer (this individual brewed it himself!) out of a coconut; blissfully unknown to these events or the end of his daughter’s bloodline. Hopefully, his daughter, granddaughter and wife were together wherever was after the mortal coil.

A Taliame'onn chief in exile thought to the days when he first showed up to Elvendom, back to the times of the Wardens and his brother's words about the weakness of the Mali'ame - and how they must have strength to remain together. In his years, despite being young for an elf, he saw the words of this missive to be true-- whether he enjoyed it or not, "I do suppose pride always was my downfall..." he'd crumple up the missive and don his helmet, aiming to return to a realm of his past, "I just need to tie up one more loose end..."

i guess MC Name: DrunkcapybaraaPersona Name: EhrendilID: 64078

Ehrendil entered the room, excited to tell Leika about the developments of the day- hope shone through his eyes for a new beginning despite what was occurring in the world outside the walls. It was the first time in a very long time that Ehrendil had felt this way, and he opened the door only to find his wife asleep- he stepped forward to shake her... there was no response. He shook more harshly- becoming more frantic - "No.. no no no." he'd mutter, "Leika- Leika... please." he'd beg, he needed his wife to wake up. He couldn't do this without her. The hope in his eyes instantly evaporated, turning into pain. Tears began to fall and his shaking of her body ceased, he did not cry out for if he did it would surely be heard. He reached down to hold the hand of the woman he loved, kneeling beside her and allowing himself to weep. "I am sorry, Leika... I failed." he'd whine, "I love you. I love you." More time passed as he gathered himself, for eventually there was no more tears to weep. Leika was the strongest person he knew in his long time on the mortal plane, but she was gone and it was his turn now. There was no more running, his family would need him- surely it was what Leika would want- she wouldn't leave him if she didn't think he was ready to step forth without her. He decided that he would remember the good times instead of the bad, and honor her memory by not hating himself for his failures but instead attempting to continue his path to a better life. He would take care of their children and protect them like he always tried to shield her. "I will be their shield, Leika. I'm not going anywhere." He recalled when he proposed to her, under the tree called Leika Two - named by Leika when he was in his Druidic dedicancy and how they had to fight off spooks shortly thereafter. Or how they were married in the middle of a war under Leika Two by a mercenary named Raja before two of Ehrendil's friends. Or the many adventures they had together in the years between - those were good memories, far better than the pain they fought through together, but that to was a feat in itself. She was so strong, she never broke even when he did. He admired that. They broke every rule people placed on them together and even in loss, triumphed. That was the definition of a team. He would then move forth, going about notifying everyone who would need to know about her passing and went about making arrangements. She wanted to be buried under Leika Two- who was a sapling at the moment- so that would wait. Until then, he would be her Shield one last time- and guard her until her wishes could be fulfilled.

[A painting of a field of heather] For far too long the Wood Elves have been unaware of the growth that has been taking place outside the walls of Amaethea and The Vale- I, Ehrendil Taliame’onn, took it upon myself to take the name of Chieftain of the Taliame’onn after the disappearance of the previous chieftess, Melawen, my lari’onn, several years ago. Despite my exile from the Wood Elven nations at the time, I endeavored to restore the seed after Melawen left it in turmoil. When I started passing along parts of our culture— some of which had been believed to have perished with Briar Taliame'onn— to my children, who underwent the traditional trials, the seed slowly started to resurface. I rekindled old ties with my mal'onn, La'io Taliame'onn, by expressing my intention to assume the chiefdom's obligations also while spreading the seed outside my immediate family. Kholi’brii asks that we bring vibrancy to this world and I worked for decades to do just that and bring honor to my seed after my own failures in the past-- both to my seed and my people-- and the unfortunate happenings that the seed had endured since Briar’s passing. Since the scattering of my people, I've amassed ten members who are currently alive and strong, there were several more who have regrettably passed away since joining (Aspects guide them on their path to the Eternal Forest), and various others who have joined but are indisposed for a variety of reasons. I encourage all of the members to wander freely for, as the chief, I do not believe that the forest's children should be chained to one location. We are, after all, "of the trees." We have no allegiance to any nation and are subservient to no one other than the will of our Mani- we are to bring vibrancy to a world that is ever covered in darkness. Some may question my decision to rebuild the seed without a public proclamation- and to them, I understand your concern, why do I decide to announce this now? To what advantage do I have to proclaim this today? With my exile from Amaethea now lifted, and the seed strong and healthy as a mighty ironwood tree- I have decided to name the individual that I wish to succeed me, my eldest daughter -- Raell Taliame’onn, for I have laid the roots of a tree that may thrive under her leadership. She understands the customs of our people, and she possesses leadership qualities so great that she takes it upon herself to teach others what I have taught her of her own volition. She brings vibrancy to every room she walks in, and embodies what it means to be chief of this seed. To name her as my successor and to soon lead the seed that I have nurtured and loved for more than a century fills my heart with immense pride. I also write this message so that all Taliame’onn that I have been unable to contact since I took the mantle of Chief know that we have not been crushed under the weight of the splittings of our seed and our people. Furthermore, I welcome anyone, Wood Elf or otherwise, who chooses to join the Taliame'onn and aid in our creativity, so that we may continue to be a beacon of vibrancy in this world full of darkness. You may find me or one of my kin among Vikela or Amaethea. Chief of the Taliame’onn

The Shirtless King approves this message.

It's more like Canadian Arena football to American football.

ehrendil talking to a disembodied mechanical head from another dimension inside of a transient mushroom being that crossed across multiple dimensions and absorbs souls. wild. that same mushroom stole part of his brain... which he now has in a jar.

A certain Mali'ame acquisitioned this notice through a friend, a riddling of cuss-words emitted from him. Another mess to solve.

A missive would be posted around Almaris’ Taverns The Burrow Tavern Night Animal Costume Contest Edition Drunken Bokolo Tavern from Year 84 of the Second Age Festivities/Time Table Events of The Night: Drinking Games + Free Drinks Water Dunk the Royals Specials : Animal Costume Contest Come join us in Elysium’s Burrow for a special themed tavern night! The theme of the night will be dressing up as your favorite animal, and there will be a contest for a grand prize of two-hundred mina! In addition to our thematic contest we will have all drinks be free to all guests, drinking contests and a portion of the night where you can have the chance to dunk members of the Elysium royal family into a dunk tank. We hope to see you at our night of festivities. (( OOC: Location - The Burrow, Elysium - [X:-2546, Z: 53] @ July 23rd at 4 EST )) Signed, Royal Bartender of Elysium

second slot of the hotbar because my azhl dagger is #1 <3

"Mmmm. Pancakes." Said a certain glowing-eyed elf.

"If only they'd listened to me from the beginning, they made their bed as Orcs always will. Foolish. Short-sighted. And begged us for help in their darkest hour." he'd laugh in response to his wife.

Ehrendil looked at his wife, then Theo, then the missive, "Huh?"

Ehrendil was informed of the missive by his wife, to which he grunted, "Kill everything that moves, nothing new from the orc-scum." he'd mutter, "We've established Orcs are nothing but cowardly killing machines. They and their allies have no rules as long as they win in the end."

The Judiciary of Elysium Issued 12 of the Grand Harvest, Year 74 of the Second Age (Written by @DrunkFailure, @Periphonics, @Amethyst_Starry, @oryP) Purpose While the state currently possesses the power to investigate, and too does the military possess power to arrest, both have been allocated the power of persecution whilst lacking a dedicated judiciary figuring to enact formal punishment. There is currently no single power to uphold a trial nor non-trial (in the occurrence of non-citizens) nor to proclaim sufficient sentencing. Throughout this document it shall be outlined the specific qualities of the Elysian Judicial Branch of government [hereby referred to as The Magistration] accompanied by their powers and branchial structuring. Powers The powers enlisted to the Magistration are as follows: The ability to demand investigation be conducted via the State in accordance with and exclusively with an upcoming trial. The ability to summon witnesses to an ensuing trial for the side of the defendant or prosecution as they deem fit. To be granted access to all former and proceeding reporting, documentation and witness statements that fall beneath their personal jurisdiction in preparation for a trial. The power to judge a trial as well as stand as the sole power to prosecute the defendant, trumped only by those in higher power. The ability to sentence the defending party, with respect to outlined laws and regulation documented in the Elysian Lawbook -to which they absolutely must adhere by- for the crimes committed. The ability to record and store all information and documentations pertaining to the investigation, trial, and sentencing for future or further use. Powers granted in relation to the rights of non-Elysian citizens The ability to sentence the defending party, with respect to outlined laws and regulation documented in the Elysian Lawbook -to which they absolutely must adhere by- for the crimes committed. To be granted access to all former and proceeding reporting, documentation and witness statements that fall beneath their personal jurisdiction in preparation for a trial. Structure The structure of the Magistration shall be as follows: The Crown - Which shall be given the title of Lord Magistrate Five Magistrates beneath The Crown The Crown reserves the right to add or reduce the amount of judicial officials as necessary. If a defendant deems a trial to be unfair, they may petition the Lord Magistrate to take their trial. The Lord Magistrate may deny or take any case they wish on a case-by-case basis. A defendant may not petition other magistrates to take their case; the same goes for non-citizens. Judiciary Checks and Balances If a Magistrate is to be put upon trial as either prosecution or defense, the official judiciary role shall be filled only by the Lord Magistrate. Furthermore, if the Crown, or an individual of the Royal Family, is to be involved in trial as either the prosecution or defense, the official judiciary role shall fall to a minimum of three of the five magistrates and no one else. Appointment and Requirements The definite requirements one most possess to be eligible for the title Magistrate: Be a citizen of her majesty Elysium. Be anointed the title aristocrat or above as per the Crown. Be granted three nominations from members of the High Council with no rejections from any other members. Have worked within another governmental seat for a minimum of five Elven years. Pass the exam given by the Lord Magistrate In order to attain the qualifications to be anointed the title of Magistrate, one must be able to correctly answer a series of queries chosen from a pool of questions, by the interviewing party [Lord Magistrate]. These queries shall be random in both quantity and qualities. Emergency Judicial Oversight Clause In the event that there is no Magistrate present for the processing of an incriminated individual, the highest ranking official from this list [see below] shall be located. This individual shall be granted emergency judicial oversight, and are to report the case in its entirety to the Judicial Branch in full detail immediately. This clause shall grant all powers that a Magistrate possess to said official until processing is complete. Any Magistrate may take said case and alter the prosecution given by the emergency judicial official in any way they deem fit. In the event a Magistrate gains availability and comes to the processing of an accused party, this emergency clause shall become null, and that Magistrate shall immediately be deemed the overseeing body. Restrictions in Relation to Being a Magistrate Individuals that possess any other role in government [Department of State] may not be apart of the judiciary. Those who are within the military may not be apart of the judiciary. A magistrate may not take part in the arrest nor apprehension of the defendant, if they so choose to participate in these events another judicial official must be located for the trial to continue. All actions proceeding shall be halted until one is found. Guards on location may state the crimes the defendant is to be charged with during both the arrest and processing. The Magistration may elevate, lower, or alter these crimes as they see fit during both the trial and processing. The magistrate may not carry out the punishment sentence. The duty of enforcing the sentence given shall be granted to on-duty guards; This clause covers both citizens of her majesty Elysium as well as non-citizens. A magistrate may not interfere in any way with another Magistrate’s cause unless granted explicit permission from the Lord Magistrate. The Crown [Lord Magistrate] shall be granted overriding Judicial abilities in all matters with no exceptions to this clause. Within the courtroom, the lead Magistrate is granted final say in all matters; this shall be second only to the Lord Magistrate if they so choose to be present for a trial or processing. ~~~~ List of Crown Approved Individuals to be given emergency Judiciary Oversight: All High Council Members

A Druid’s Decision 10th of Snow’s Maiden, Year 73 of the Second Age It is with a heavy hand that I, Ehrendil Taliame’onn, write this letter. I began my journey in Elysium as a simple bartender, wishing to acquire the bar I now own so I might bring the culture of my people to the Elysian citizens. Coincidentally, I also wished to make Elysium amend relations with the Vale - something that I made great progress on before things went to absolute insanity. I am not writing this to plead my case, or even delve into such a matter. Time progressed, and the death of Aylin De Astrea saw me become Minister of Foreign Affairs for Elysium. A title I never aspired for, wanted or needed. I held it because my people needed me, Elysium needed someone capable of defending it and I answered the call with much sacrifice to my own personal wishes and endeavors. I have done my best to maintain peace and balance in Elysium, even sacrificing my own body to keep it, but alas, when Orcs want war they shall receive it. I've resided in the position for a little over an Elven month, and upon reflection of my wishes and duties it was decided that I be released from my duties as the Minister of Foreign Affairs, effective immediately. I will assist in finding a suitable replacement and fill in where necessary, should the Crown see it fit, but I will no longer partake as an official representative of the Kingdom of Elysium. I hope in time that I can find a position that will help me maintain my oaths to the Balance and assist Elysium and her citizens, but until that day I shall remain as a steadfast protector. A shield in my own right. Ehrendil Taliame’onn

A certain diplomat looks at the missive, observing that whoever wrote this was quite the amazing writer.

The Cowardice of The Orcs 9th of Grand Harvest, Year 72 of the Second Age The Orcs have claimed war upon us, slandered our city, and called us innumerable things in an attempt to garner support against our peoples. All of it has been bold lies. The time came to battle, Elysium received word of their attempt to come raze our city, and yet. No attack came. They bandit our roads and attempt to harm our visitors and citizens with guerilla tactics, but don’t battle us with honor? It was once our belief that orcs are of honor, but that value is moot in the times of war. YOU CANNOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR WORDS ANYMORE. This is the fact, the orcs only show up when the odds are favorable to them, they are cowards with no honor that lie and twist events to fit their needs. WE write this missive to say one thing on this day. Elysium is not afraid of the cowardly Rex Ar-Borok, his inept lackey Hu-din or the Orcs of the dishonorable Iron’Ugz. Come raid us, we’ll mount your heads on our gatehouse as trophies of the war that YOU wanted. [A painting of those that gathered to obliterate the cowardly Orc scourge is pinned to every missive] Signed Ehrendil Taliame’onn, Minister of Foreign Affairs Professional Shit-Talker Monarch Druid - THE DRUID OF CONSEQUENCE Duke Eugeo Lady Leika De Astrea, Heir Apparent Wildflower of Elysium Amethyst Vanari, Chancellor of Citizen Affairs Fal’leon “The Raven” Odinson, Minister of Finance Druid of Corvids Head of Clan Odinson President of The Bokolo Company Raven of The North Former Queen Slayer Sulieronn “Void Walker” Ashwood-Uialben Archon of the Spire of Ilandria Adeptus Majoris of the Mages Guild Court Mage of the Arcanic Court of the Empress Master of the Voidal Arts Master of Conjuring Voidal Creatures Master of Void Walking Wielder of Evoking Voidal Winds Last Son of the Ex-Clan Leader of Clan Ashwood, Xavis Ashwood-Uialben Mercenary Man Jody Bernal Ellathor Vanari, Lord Commander of Elysium Astrid Marlow, Department of Infrastructure Chancellor Theoderic, The child

Treaty of Iron’Uzg and Twin Foxes [The Pact of The Minotaur] Issued 10 of the Sun’s Smile, Year 69 of the Second Age Articles Sovereignty Shrines Non-Aggression Meeting Arrangement Clause Payment Details Declaration of Friendship Duration PREAMBLE: This article serves as a formal pact agreement between Iron’Uzg and the Kingdom of Elysium, hereafter referred to as the signatories. ARTICLE I : Sovereignty The signatories recognize each other’s realms as independent lands ruled by their respective monarchs, and will make no attempt to subvert those authorities governing them. ARTICLE II : Shrines The Iron’Uzg will be allowed to place shrines in the forests around The Kingdom of Elysium and bless the city with their protections. ARTICLE III: Non-Aggression With the goal of fostering a future of cooperation, the signatories agree to the following terms in regards to non-aggression: The signatories, as well as the families-in-ower therein, will engage in no form of hostility against one another, nor will they partake in any military conflict which would put them at odds with one another. When visiting either signatories’ territories, citizens are expected to abide by the laws and customs. Should an issue or conflict arise which breaches this article, the signatories agree to handle the matter via appropriate, diplomatic means. ARTICLE IV: Meeting Arrangement Clause The Iron’Uzg shall arrange diplomatic meetings in advance with the leaders of Elysium [Leika De Astrea, Eugeo De Astrea, Ehrendil Taliame’onn]. All informal visits by the Iron’Uzg citizens (when in a party of three or more) will be arranged in advance with the leaders of Elysium [Leika De Astrea, Eugeo De Astrea, Ehrendil Taliame’onn]. The Kingdom of Elysium agrees to arrange formal diplomatic meetings and informal visits with more than three individuals with the leaders of Iron’Uzg [The Rex Ar-Borok’Akaal , Hu-Din]. Should this clause be broken, the leaders of both nations agree that it will be handled through appropriate diplomatic means. ARTICLE V: Payment Details The Kingdom of Elysium will pay a one time tribute of: Five carts of the finest Elysian leather A double chest of iron ore from the rich veins of the Elysium undercity. ARTICLE VI: Declaration of Friendship Signatories have agreed to the following terms regarding a joint Declaration of Friendship: Signing parties recognize their people’s ongoing friendship and promise to act in good faith when acting on the geopolitical stage. ARTICLE VII: Duration The terms of this agreement shall last for as long as Ehrendil Taliame’onn retains the eye of a minotaur within the right eye socket. This agreement will be re-discussed upon the introduction of a new leader to either of the signatories or the eye no longer remains in its place on Eherendil Taliame'onn's person. Signed, Eugeo de Astrea, Duke of Elysium Lady Leika De Astrea, Heir Apparent Wildflower of Elysium Ehrendil Taliame’onn, Minister of Foreign Affairs Ar-Borok of clan Akaal, Rex of the Iron’Uzg

One diplomat starts writing on a paper...

Credit to @LaffenOutLoud for the original Tiva post. Along with all the people that he credited. The Growth of Tiva The Tiva Expansion V. 1 [!] A book would be delivered to all major Elven settlements for placement within their library. Tiva was once the sacred language of the Mali’ame, and many of its meanings were lost to time. My former chief, Skylar Taliame’onn, took it upon himself to try and compile meanings so that we could continue to use the language. I made it my life’s purpose to help expand the knowledge of Tiva and scoured all references, including seed chiefs and any book I could get my hands on, in order to make the language of Tiva more comprehensive. This book contains all my findings, compiled into one place. The contents of this book are split into the same segments as the original book and are as follows: Tiva’lye – Flowers used to identify yourself Tiva’annil – Flowers used to guide people or denote an area Tiva’illern – Flowers used in ceremonies (parties, marriage, funeral) Saner’tiva – Flowers used to communicate ideas Tiva’lye This is worn by Mali to describe physical, mental and emotional features about themselves, and others. These flowers tend to be the most commonly repeated flowers inside of a Tiva wreath. True Calling - Oregano - Worn by Scholars - Mugwort - Worn by those who have second sight or fortune tellers; can also be worn by those who have good insight - Bittersweet - Worn by those that judge and guardsmen - Orange blossom - Worn by artists - Carrion - Worn by criminals - Spider Flower - Worn by politicians - Hops - Worn by brewers or bartenders - Sweet Woodruff - Worn by teachers or mentors Personality Traits - White Jasmine - Honorable -Queen of the Night- Elegant - Hou-zi-faced Orchid- Funny - Yellow Jasmine - Heroic - Spearmint - Clever - Echinacea - Athletic - Juniper Berry - Humble - Catnip - Manipulation, manipulative - Oak leaf - Strength, unbreaking - Chamomile - Calm, balance - Patchouli - Greedy - Aloe - Sensitive - Savory - Creative - Water Lily - Feminine strength, inner peace - Red tulip - Passionate - Thyme - Comfort - Valerian - Cowardice - Borage - Blunt - Parsley - Rebirth - Bluebell - Humility - Mint - Virtuous - Wisteria - Long Life/Immortality - Lemon balm - Sympathy - Olive - Peace and Wisdom - Heather - Admiration - Violet - Loyalty - Belladonna - Silent/silence, worn by the deaf or mute -Dog Rose- Worn by the blind - Sea Holly - Hope - Lily-of-the-valley - Sweetness - Goldenrod - Justice - Hollyhock - Ambition / ambitious - Holly - Worn by individuals that are considered wise - Clematis - Mental beauty, complimenting an individual’s intelligence - Lemon balm - Sympathy - Violet - Loyalty - Birch Leaf - Weak-willed - Honeysuckle - Pure happiness - Purple hyacinth - Sorrow - Hyssop - Sacrifice - Palm fronds - Freedom - Angelica - Inspiration - Dill - Hatred of evil - ElderBerry - Good health, used to boost immunity Tiva’annil This branch of Tiva is used to denote traits about an area or guide people inside of a destination. Area Traits - Lady’s Slipper - ‘Step softly here’ - Rafflesia arnoldii - Home of the halflings - Snowdrops - ‘Azdrazi sighted here’ - Tarragon - ‘There are monsters here’ - Sage - Placed in places to ward off evil Tiva’illern The most sacred branch of Tiva. Holds flowers used in ceremonies and denotes flowers that are important to the Aspects. Events - Myrtle - Good luck in love, and in marriage. Used to decorate marriages - Lady’s Mantle - Traditionally given to widows at a funeral - Parsley - Used to decorate festivities, festive, or means an individual likes to party Saner’Tiva This is the most literal chapter of Tiva, used to give literal meanings and small phrases. This is often to compliment or reinforce ideas that are already within the Tiva wreath. Love Language - Yellow tulip - ‘Your smile is sunshine’, ‘you’re my sunshine’ - Red Salvia - ‘You’re in my thoughts’ - Blue Salvia - ‘Forever mine’ - Ambrosia - ‘Return to me’ - White Clover - ‘Think of me’ - Forget-me-nots - ‘Do not forget me’ - Bachelor’s button - Forever alone - Passionflower - “You’re beautiful” - Fennel - Worn by those that ‘get around’ - Cherry Blossom - Platonic “soulmates”, given to people who are considered to be your friends for life - Yellow Carnations - Rejection - Mimosa Flower - Secret love/ secret affair - Camellia - Longing - White rose - Given to those you think you are worthy of courting Insults - Black Rose - Wishing death, of the worst kind. Use your imagination here. - Pine leaf - ‘You are hopeless’ - Thistles - ‘You talk too much’ - Rhododendron - ‘Watch your back’; out to get someone - Crab’s blossom - Corrupt of the heart / heartless - Basil- Deceit or deceitful - Buttercups - Childishness - Wormwood - Dirty, gross - Tansy - Declaration of war - Apple Blossom - Fading hope, forsaken - Yellow Rose - Infidelity, jealousy - Wallflower - Worthless Misc. - Hydrangea - Thankful for understanding - Butterfly weed - ‘Accept the consequence of your actions’ - Acanthus - ‘It’s not about fixing, it’s about letting go’ - Coreopsis - ‘The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit’ (Patience) - Speedwell - ‘Feel Better soon’ - Green Clover - Somewhat unique in Tiva as each petal holds a different meaning, the first petal means integrity, the second means faith, the third means love, and the fourth means good luck. You are considered lucky if you find a clover with four leaves. - Edelweiss - Ultimate devotion, love, and courage; when delivered to an individual it means that you would go to any length to ensure they are safe and loved. Conclusion With the expansion, the language of Tiva is not forgotten and becomes more prevalent as the years go by. With a better understanding of Tiva comes a better understanding of our culture. Giving a voice to the voiceless. With this notion, I hope that our ideas may flourish and our community will thrive like a grassland of brilliant minds. Written and compiled by Ehrendil Taliame’onn With notes from Briar Taliame’onn ( @briarthorn ) and Skylar Taliame’onn along with several seed chief’s input. (Also some help from the amazing @Tigergiri for formatting and conclusion <3 )

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Application -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ((OOC)) MC Name : DrunkFailure Do you have Teamspeak?/Are you willing to download it? : Yes Timezone : EST Do you have a Skype? If yes type it down or PM it to me: You have it ((RP)) Name : Kaleel Ishmael Age: 45 Gender: Male Race: Farfolk Why do you wish to serve the Eternal Mubarizun?: To serve Haria. Do you abide by the Rightly Guided Faith[Al’iiman Rashidun]? If not, which faith do you follow? : Yes Please tell us a bit of your background ((A short paragraph )) : I was enslaved and forced to fight from the age of sixteen, I joined the military once before this, only to quit after eleven years of service, and now that new opportunities have arisen, I have decided to join once more. And I was told I'm in a house reserved for military personnel, so I'd be a crappy person if I took that up without offering some services, at least.