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Veikko Harjalainen, Imperial Solicitor General and man of good humour, circles the words ‘Marshal’ and ‘Martial’ in the missive in lashings of thick-nibbed red ink, filing it in his bureau with the rest of the funny governmental posts of this world and the previous. Truly if weather were to turn foul and he were stuck in the office with little work to do, he’ll take out the paper for a pedantic chuckle.

Old Ide H feels sad for the man, truly the injury Matthias suffered to his head has absolutely scrambled his yolk.

The Last Rex of Krugmar Brief Biography of Albert Myre, the pub land-lord. ALBERT Myre, the Imperial publican and bar-business proprietor and one-time darling of the Imperial army, stood as the last Rex of the fallen Orcish kingdom known as Krugmar, a provincial war-state whose suzerainship fell into the man’s hands under circumstances most obscure. Myre was a well-known figure in the Imperial pub circuit and began his career in the Helena Gunners of the Imperial army before retiring following the siege of Krug. On returning from battle, the then-disgraced Rex of Krugmar did insist the man, still clad in his uniform, slay him. Myre, a man of imperial stock and patriotic compass, did such. The title of Rex, by the Orcish tradition, then passed onto Myre. During his two years of tyrannical rule as Rex, Myre poured hundreds of pints and set the record for bulls-eyes hit concurrently at the game of pub-darts, numbering four. Rex Myre, who was a Canonist, retired to civilian work before finally settling in Belvitzia, Hel, where he led a relatively comfortable life. Despite his evident success, he was seen as a rather dim character by Imperial officials, who later removed his ownership of his pub through eminent domain. His obituary read the following; Albert E. Myre, Junior Senator of Helena. He drunk himself to misery after the loss of his business, and drowned after a slip and fall into the canal. He died at 24. By right of Orcish traditional successionary law, the title passes due to the city due to the canals of Helena being the causative factor of the death of Rex Myre in the midst of his drunken reveries. He will be missed.

STATEMENT BY HIS EXCELLENCY THE IMPERIAL SOLICITOR GENERAL, VEIKKO HARJALAINEN. ON THE SUBJECT OF; THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE ‘VOIDAL TEAR INQUIRY’ The Emperor has invited me to conduct an investigation into the occurrence of so-called voidal tears within both the empire and the world known. My terms of reference are these: "conduct an investigation into the circumstances surrounding the cause of the voidal tears." The Emperor has further stated that he will provide me with the fullest cooperation and thus expects all other Imperial authorities and parties to do the same. I make it clear that it will be by right of my station as Imperial Solicitor General for me to decide as I think right within my terms of reference the matters which will be the subject of my investigation. HIS EXCELLENCY, Imperial Solicitor General Veikko Harjalainen, esq. The Solicitor General’s Office, Varoche Hall, City of Helena, Holy Orenian Empire.

lol

mentioning varg is actually more dangerous than grooming a child because the reader might end up browsing 8pol or liking his tweets (ban evading on twitte r), which is worse,

wearing my narthok memorial ltd edition aske – burzum t-shirt (long sleeve) and drinking a pourover as i read these posts w the full knowledge the admins wont give a **** bc they know they’ll commit another blunder and people’ll move onto the next blogpost outrage wallpost and leave this one in the dirt a player banned is a problem avoided. lotc outrage always has an expiry date and the admins will gladly abuse that. its been real but we know narthok won’t come back, regardless of how many people think his permaban is unjust. you’ve got to persuade three (3) people who fundamentally dont give a **** about moralistic grandstanding nd just want you to shut up bc they want narthok gone, anyone else catch that lakers game. they really got that 7th straight win huh. see you at next weeks staff team outrage thread, i think that one will be warclaim themed at least

mod team got a lot to answer for.

The Solicitor-General nearly chokes on his dinner-wine as he reads the treasonous missive.

SCRIPTA MANENT To Godric of Morsgrad, You are a man against the imperial cause and I wish to bolster your blades and warm your blood by adding my experiences at the gauntleted hand of the dynastics of Man. Let me regale you of Helton Hadrian Helvets, the man who, as nephew - I believe - to the failed Joseph de Marna, did invoke his imperial heritage and overthrow a burgher nation to bring it back. This state now a leal vassal to the Imperial fold, but one easily forgotten. I wrote in depth but to much ridicule at the fulcrum of Imperial influence in recent years the following belief; the belief that I have seen during my time numerous men meddling with the sanctified offices of the empire and rashly setting them upon their shoulders beyond their God-given right. I am sure you are a man of strict agreement; that men must be deserving of the offices they stake to hold. But, to ingratiated myself and elucidate a necessity for action, I will expound to you a story most personalised if but only to elucidate why we are kin in a sense political and spiritual. With regards to the Kingdom of Kaedrin, it was not against a Rassidun Prince. but against the principles of a liberated and non-Orenian Government, that the armed men of the Helvetii-Marnanite dynasty revolted against the then-Republic of Ves. During a state of suspense following a failed Dwed insurrection, the Caer Bannite mercenaries, which was composed as such generally are, of persons connected by blood to the succeeding government and the imperial line itself, were present an assembly at the palais Varoche to the domestic government of freed-men and burghers; and when the assembly was at the height, on a signal given, the Caer Bannite mercenaries tore the Vesnian herald from their hats, trampled it under foot, and replaced it with a counter-cockade of the Helvetii monarch prepared for the purpose, taking any and all learned man to the sword to suppress any dissent from this usurpation. An indignity of this kind amounted to treason. It was a declaration of a state of war; and if men will give challenges they must expect consequences. But, as the blood of the empire ran through the veins of their regent-leader, there was nothing but condonation and coronation, the governments accepting and praising this leader by virtue of blood alone. Their streets stand a testament to this treason, with the blood of citizens spilled so vastly that the sound of life that had filled the streets of my Republic is gone. If one were to yell red fury in the streets, invoking some great curse to GOD or some other simpering heresy, not even the wind would dare reply. My family, numbering a dozen at their prime, were driven out by pointed blade to shores foreign or sent by this blade to the skies superior. All spirit and life is gone, the city dead through the venereal disease of imperial politicing. This is all, excusing the High Imperial, causa mortis through a sense of righteousness instilled from birth within the highest of human castes. The people of the noble stock are sensed to an original hereditary despotism resident in the person of a king of Oren blood. The monarchistic thought had not their origin in their figurehead, but in the original establishment, many centuries back, wherein the government was a military force to be reckoned with and deserving of all power they could so glean from the fields of politics: and this opinion did become too deeply rooted to be removed, and these Helvetii-Marnanite men, following the loss of their own usurpation of power within the grand imperial conflict (for the Marnan did die in vain), did see a common-folk burgher government to be one of parasites and plunderers too abominably filthy to be cleansed by anything short of a complete and universal dissolution. Not one glance of compassion, not one commiserating reflection that I can find throughout the reign of the four following emperors, has been bestowed on those who lingered out the most wretched of lives, a life cast from power for the want of a more nobler blood to command them. It is a painful thing when forced to behold a man employing his talents to corrupt himself, but the Marnan begets the Marnan and condones any and all as to keep his kith and kin in the seat of power - just or not, the spirit is not relevant for the result is the same. I implore you as a man of principles and not of the syphilitic imperial nepotism to lay your axe to the root, and teach their governments humanity. I am no man of swordship anymore, nearing my sixty-fifth year, but the blade of witt and cognition never dulls so long as a man takes it to the grindstone of discussion and debate. I do pray for a response. Yours, Ide Cardinal Ves.

kid grifter.

Ide Haraccus Cardinal Ves raises both eyebrows as he reads Godric champion a liberated Ves through its omission from the leal territories of Oren, the man’s brown face glowing a subtle red blush at the man’s championing of republican virtue.

The Solicitor-General sits at his office desk, sipping from an almost perfumed glass of white wine. Near spilling the wide-bowed piece of Helenian stemware as he leans across the desk — he was no man to use an ale mug for wine — he searches through leaves of old paper to find his receipt of his old enlistenment form.

you know what happens to edward nortons character in the end of the movie right man

oh i will miss you

TWO HUNDRED (200) MINAE REWARD AS ISSUED BY THE OFFICE OF THE IMPERIAL SOLICITOR GENERAL, VEIKKO HARJALAINEN, ESQ. THE FOLLOWING INDIVIDUALS ARE WANTED ALIVE FOR TRIAL BY THE HOLY ORENIAN EMPIRE; The individual(s) responsible for the republican insurgency within, with further planned attempts to usurp the monarch of, the Kingdom of Kaedrin. A reward of two hundred (200) minae will be paid for the body, arrest or detention of each individual, provided delivery is made to the officer detailed to make the return. In case of apprehension, you will please courier at your expense, and we will send instructions for incarceration. The burden of proof of identity is on the apprehendee and those making false claims will be liable for prosecution for manslaughter in their attempt to claim the bounty if proven to have apprehended and killed a false suspect. BY THE STAMP OF THE IMPERIAL SOLICITOR GENERAL Veikko Harjalainen, esq.

Auditor of the Tribunal Ide Cardinal Ves struggles to remember the deaths of any recent archbishops. Unable to think of anything after a few slow moments of puzzlement, he tucks the note into his kindling pile – the place where all sorts of childish twee heresies that shouldn’t be seen by the eyes of any god-fearing canonist should briefly live.

say goodbye to most of the staff team then

he lasted 2 days w/o her ?

the real lord of the craft is the last person to leave

FIVE THOUSAND (5 000) MINAE REWARD AS ISSUED BY THE OFFICE OF THE IMPERIAL SOLICITOR GENERAL, VEIKKO HARJALAINEN, ESQ. THE FOLLOWING INDIVIDUALS ARE WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE BY THE HOLY ORENIAN EMPIRE; The individual(s) responsible for the death of the Metropolitan of Helena, Cardinal Philip Pius Coppinger, Cong. Orat. A reward of five thousand (5 000) minae will be paid for the body, arrest or detention of each individual, provided delivery is made to the officer detailed to make the return. In case of apprehension, you will please courier at your expense, and we will send instructions for incarceration. The burden of proof of identity is on the apprehendee and those making false claims will be liable for prosecution for manslaughter in their attempt to claim the bounty if proven to have apprehended and killed a false suspect. BY THE STAMP OF THE IMPERIAL SOLICITOR GENERAL Veikko Harjalainen, esq.