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Elite Snipes

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  1. Bakir Ireheart sat on the bone throne as he read over the missive. He'd wonder if the courts suddenly forgot the Goldhands assaulting and slandering other Irehearts and then refusing to help the Grand King when he was under attack. "This will be fun."
  2. I want Bianca Ireheart back, when is she returning
  3. Bakir read over the missive as he drank some mead in his clan hall "Azkel was a disgrace to Urguan. He caused a divide in Urguan, rolled over for the Orenians and attempted to undermine the library when he left. Despite this, I hope he rests well in Kaz'a'dentrumm. Despite his deeds he was in the end a son of Urguan."
  4. Bakir Ireheart depicts an artistic image of recent historical events..
  5. I wanted to be a Dragon Knight so bad
  6. If the U.S defeats England in the World Cup today, football is now soccer. No debate. 

  7. If the U.S beats England in the World Cup, football is now soccer. No discussion

    1. The King Of The Moon

      The King Of The Moon

      U.S.A. didn't qualify for the last world cup and have yet to achieve a better result than the 3rd place reached in 1930. If they beat England (unlikely) they'll still have to convince almost every other country, which uses some sort of translation or localised pronunciation of 'football'.

      In conclusion: if U.S.A. WINS this world cup, I will personally petition for the U.K. to become the 51st state and forever misspell my emotes on LoTC with excessive 'Z's and without 'U's until the end of my days. That's how confident I am that it won't happen (inb4 miracle occurs).

  8. You forgot to mention the OOC politics and cliques as well
  9. Lotc has officially gone downhill if they made a Canadian dwarf player mod
  10. THE ALMARIS OLYMPICS Consisting of the entirety of Almaris, the Almaris Olympics brings together the descendants to feast and compete for great titles, wealth and recognition. While many similar gatherings have been held in the distant past, the Almaris Olympics will mark its name in history as one of the largest competitions known to date. JUDGES A vital part of the games, judges not only assist in organizing the events, but also choose the fate for the competitors for each competition. MERCHANTS AND CULTURE The Games are a major attraction for all races and provide a great avenue to find exotic items only available from certain parts of the world. Merchants and Kingdoms alike are encouraged to set up tents and stalls, selling their goods and showing off their culture and way of life. GAMES Every decade, the Almaris Olympics presents new competitions and games for competitors to compete. The Following games are for the first iteration of the Almaris Olympics. JOUSTING TOURNAMENT Drawn from the most ancient art of horseplay, the jousting event is the first competition for the Almaris Olympics. Competitors are expected to bring their finest bred horse to the tournament as well as pay a small fee for entering. Upon entering the competition, the finest horse riders of the realm have assembled, and will compete for a great sum prize, alongside recognition from each Kingdom of Almaris. PRIZE 2k Mina DRINKING CONTEST While most may not consider drinking a sport, the art of downing the strongest drinks known to man is certainly a sight to behold. Commissioned by the Kings and Queens of Almaris, the strongest brew will be made for such an occasion, and will challenge even the most skilled alcoholics of the realm. PRIZE 2k Mina THE GRAND TOURNAMENT The crown jewel of the Almaris Olympics, the greatest champions from around the world compete in the largest competition known in history for the title of Champion of Almaris. Fighting for fame, riches and glory, The Grand Tournament requires a small entry fee to enter to compete for a prize large enough to fill a great lake. PRIZE 7k Mina Champion of Almaris NATIONS Nations participating in the games is the most important aspect. Several Kingdoms, and peoples alike join to put forth their best champions and competitors in hopes of bringing fame and glory to themselves and their respective nation. The following list are the main signatory nations competing in the Olympics. Signatory Nations: Grand Kingdom of Urguan The Kingdom of Haense The Kingdom of Balian The Principality of Celia'nor The Vale of Nevaehlen The Kingdom of Aaun The Kingdom of Norland
  11. Bakir Ireheart smiles as Ser Flemius speaks the truth, finishing his drink he’d quietly think to himself. “I hope the church one days sees sense.”
  12. 3rd of The Deep Cold. A DAY OF IRE ᚨ ᛞᚨᚤ ᛟᚠ ᛁᚱᛖ This stone month, our people have had their fill of festivities, with weddings occurring every other week and new dwarves arriving from the treacherous mountains, reuniting with their kin. Our people thrive and our Kingdom flourishes with peace around the realm. To celebrate such an occasion, The Grand Kingdom announces two great events to take place in the coming weeks. A GRAND WEDDING ᚨ ᚷᚱᚨᚾᛞ ᚹᛖᛞᛞᛁᚾᚷ The Grand King announces with great pride, a ceremony of the ages to officialize two dwarves in marriage before the Gods. Grand King, Bakir Ireheart shall be married to Ealisaid of Clan Mossborn, and officially be crowned as the Queen of Urguan. With such an occasion, the finest mead shall be brewed with the look of gold to present to the guests of this great feast. A GRAND TOURNAMENT ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᚱᚨᚾᛞ ᚲᚺᚨᛗᛈᛁᛟᚾ ᛏᛟᚢᚱᚾᚨᛗᛖᚾᛏ To honor the newly crowned Grand Queen of Urguan, and the guests from around the realm. A royal tournament shall take place for all guests to enjoy. To heighten the stakes, a prize of 1,500 Mina shall be given to the winner of the tournament. The Grand Kingdom formally invites its closest allies, friends, and kin, to each ceremony to celebrate and feast amongst the halls of Kal’Darakaan. The following Kingdoms and peoples are invited. The Kingdom of Haense The Kingdom of Balian The Kingdom of Malinor The Principality of Sedan The State of Lurin The citizens of Khron’Hundmar Event Date 10/30/2022, At 4 pm EST.
  13. MC Name: mkIreheart_ Discord: Elite Snipes#3582 Image: .254324543 Description of Image: My Clan hall needs some decorations depicting dwarves, will place it up in the Ireheart clan hall. Dimensions: 2x2
  14. MC Name: mkIreheart_ Discord: Elite Snipes#3582 Image: Description of Image: An ancient tapestry of the dwarves past Kingdoms. Will be placing in the royal hall for histoical purposes. Dimensions: 2x2
  15. MC Name: mkIreheart_ Discord: Elite Snipes#3582 Image: .2323243 Description of Image: Battle art of the countless wars between the orcs and the dwarves. Going to put this up in the palace for historical purposes. Dimensions: 2x2
  16. 10th of the Snow’s Maiden. ᚢᚾᚹᚨᚱᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᛞ ᚨᚷᚷᚱᛖᛋᛋᛁᛟᚾ Kal’Darakaan was quiet, most of the populace had either gone to bed or were passed out in the tavern of Urguan. As Bakir conversed with a beardling in the square, a faint wooden tap echoed from the gates, edging closer and closer until the sound revealed itself. Famous Runelord, Zahrer Irongrinder entered the hall of Kal’Darkaan, his movements slow and weak. He turned to the two, “I am here to say my goodbyes to my kin.” Grand King, Bakir Ireheart conversed with the ancient dwarf, exchanging words about the Gods and their kin. Before their conversation would finish, a crazed clanmember of the Mineplenty, screeched from the gates of the city, before outright charging the Grand King. Quickly stepping aside and dodging the frenzied attacks of the dwarf, Bakir warned the dwarf to drop his weapon. The Mineplenty simply did not heed his warning, going to lunge at him once more, this time with a more powerful attack. Bakir swiftly moved to the side, cutting the dwarf's arm clean off. Before any aid could be given to the vicious attacker, who now bled swiftly before their eyes, he drew his own blade and gutted himself open infront of them, denying any aid from The Grand King. This needless and unwarranted attack was by a Mineplenty, a clan harbored in Khron’Hundmar and citizen of their hold. While Urguan has not raised a single blade against you or your people, you continue to let your citizens steal, slight and now try and assassinate The Grand King. It is cowardly to resort to such an action, one of which is surely condemned by the Brathmordakin. Under the watchful eye of Dungrimm, The Grand Kingdom will ensure the dwarf has a proper burial and will conduct a traditional ceremony unless a representative from Khron’Hundmar comes to retrieve the body. Let it be known to Dwedmar around the realm, that The Grand Kingdom of Urguan continues to pursue peace with our people, and a united Nation where we all may unite as one, as brothers and sisters of Urguan.
  17. The Rizzlers 🤣

  18. Bakir Ireheart smiled as he drained a cup of mead "They just never learn".
  19. Bakir Ireheart chuckled at the missive as he met with his advisors over the matter. For a moment he remembered the charge that swiftly routed Acres forces from Balians square.
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