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The Quick Rundown On Avenel


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-Horens bow to Avenel
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls Oren with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient Avalier blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities in the Void (Avenelton will be be the first city)
-Owns 99% of magic research facilities in the Creator's Universe
-First mathic age babies will in all likelihood be Avenel test tube gubgub babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in Axios has only existed deep in Wizard monasteries & the Sutican tavern
-Ancient snow elf scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Axios and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-Owns Mechanical Scarab R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Mechanical Scarabs inside you right now
-Avenel is in regular communication with the Aenguls Aeriel and Xan, forwarding the word of the Creator to the descendants. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Pontiff & the Dwarven High Priest? (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Dwarven leader’s first trip to Oren in history literally a few days later to the Avenel bunker in the Sky?
-Learned to speak fluent Auvergnian in a week
-Nations entrust their gold reserves with Avenel. There’s no gold in the Imperial Treasury, only in Avenel's sky castle
-Avenel is about 12 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

 

 

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He just can't keep this up.

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he cant keep getting away with this

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"I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP."Called Achan-Chatla.

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1 hour ago, Joltastic said:

******* robot scarabs..

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^you

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*scratches chin in HEAVY thought....*

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...Eh. Seven adorable cats dressed in suits out of ten.

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The Avenellminati is real. . . I fund it. . .

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