UnBaed 8955 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2021 Spoiler A CLAIM UPON THE LAND A public missive by Simplicius Simplicissimus It is hereby decreed that any country and its leader who would dare to expand their borders into my claimed territory marked in red, they shall be met with a swift and furious end. You may say that I haven't the manpower to control these lands, but that is where you're incorrect! You would be far closer to the dot by accusing the many other nations of Almaris before you are to accuse me of tomfoolery; for I haven't seen a single one of their watch-posts, fortifications, or even FLAGS upon the territories that they boast to have claim over. It's been naught but the words from their lips or the writings of their pens that give them such immense power; perhaps we ought to rejoice in seeing the honor and respect of a man's word having returned to the continent. In other words, however, KEEP OUT OF MY LAND! [[I expect to receive NL status]] 39 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeHaze. 2483 Share Posted May 6, 2021 James Fisher outright rejects these statements and prepares for war! "I claimed it first!!!" 😡 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proddy 2247 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Walter de Lolcow sharpens his blade, ready to fight for the glorious supreme leader Simplicus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn__TWG 2616 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Based. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnBaed 8955 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, DrakeHaze. said: James Fisher outright rejects these statements and prepares for war! "I claimed it first!!!" <img src="> Simplicius prepares to meet the legendary James Fisher in the forgotten settlement of Nook Towne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doreebear 601 Share Posted May 6, 2021 A woman would be seen drawing her sword before chanting "We will bring PEACE! FREEDOM! JUSTICE! AND SECURITY TO OUR NEW LAND!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblefina 2244 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Amon Gus, a simple peasant, bows before God Emperor Simplicissimus. "Hark! The words of our great and wise ruler! Any who would defy it shall meet the might of a thousand thousand war beetles!" the peasant raves in an empty field, the god given land of Simplicissimus. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsider 4542 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Ursula looks at the ground underneath her that suddenly turned red. "Welp. Time for war." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9945 Share Posted May 6, 2021 "T'is is false. All land 'n t'a world beh righ'ful proper'eh o' t'a SPICEH EMPIRE!" says a halfling nostalgic for the glory days. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemomancy 2850 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Athri Onfroi Belrose... doesn't know if this is a joke or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Security_ 1075 Share Posted May 6, 2021 A Frog-Knight Legionnaire prepares a caravan of slystels, some of which held arbalests upon their back that were held together by pure will and wads of chewed gum alone. “For God and Simplicissimus!” He croaked aloud. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Mustela Putorius Furo arms up to defend the territories of Simplicius. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDanecker 858 Share Posted May 6, 2021 "Why didn't ah think o' that?" the greedy Clan Lord of the Goldhands says upon reading the missive on his lavish desk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsider 4542 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Obrecht Barclay looks up from his lessons to laugh. "I mean, it's impressive how absolutely no one wants the Ice Spikes." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnBaed 8955 Author Share Posted May 7, 2021 51 minutes ago, Burnsider said: Obrecht Barclay looks up from his lessons to laugh. "I mean, it's impressive how absolutely no one wants the Ice Spikes." Simplicius didn't try to claim the territory of the Rimeveld Trolls because they ain't doing nobody no harm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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