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Edition #30

 

Printing Press Fixed!

The DNN spent nearly a million mina, but it was worth it for our printing press is now fixed after Gror Ireheart destroyed it in an arson attack!

 

Bakir Ireheart Kisses Orenian Emperor

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Sources have told the DNN that Bakir Ireheart and the Emperor of Oren have started a romance together! The DNN was told by a trusted source that Phillip was actually upset at the Irehearts the whole time because he knew that he would not be able to get a divorce to marry a dwarf! Witnesses have seen Phillip and Bakir kissing and doing nasty things in local Orenian bathhouses. The DNN will ensure that members of the public are kept aware of updates of the story!

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High Prophet Norli prays to Paragon Hogarth to guide Bakir through his turbulent relationship, before looking to a framed picture of Dimlin Irongut on his nightstand. 

 

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Hu-din gasps. "wub da zkah"

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"Oh good heavens!" an old blue dwarf shrieked before fainting.

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Frenrir Ireheart   looks upon the paper, he burst into laughter and wipes his tears "Teh fook is tis!?" 

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"Ah t'ought t'ey'd 'it teh bottom o' teh mine, by seems t'ey brought ah shite ton o' dynamite wit' ehm" 

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Alaric wakes to see the copy of DNN on his doorstep. “Ah good!” He exclaims as he picks up the paper and returns to his business. “De toilet paper man made his delivery, ah thought ah was ginnah have t’use de Orenian propaganda.”

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1 minute ago, AlaricGrimgold said:

Alaric wakes to see the copy of DNN on his doorstep. “Ah good!” He exclaims as he picks up the paper and returns to his business. “De toilet paper man made his delivery, ah thought ah was ginnah have t’use de Orenian propaganda.”

The DNN delivery boy would smile knowing he gets more money by the Grimgold's constantly ordering their paper!

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"I' ta Tae trut', Welp, bes' o' luck to em'. If it ain't, t'en I go' nut'in Tae say." Glod Grimgold says, as he reads it while waiting for the obsidian to finally melt.

He begins to work on a blade to incorporate all the best techniques from each race.

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Thumbrindal gasps after reading the newspaper, quickly closing the eyes of some beardlings present"neve' consider bathing wit' ot'e races... its a sin!!"he'd state, putting the paper aside as he walked out for his daily stroll

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8 hours ago, AlaricGrimgold said:

Alaric wakes to see the copy of DNN on his doorstep. “Ah good!” He exclaims as he picks up the paper and returns to his business. “De toilet paper man made his delivery, ah thought ah was ginnah have t’use de Orenian propaganda.”

Baldin Frostbeard checks the shit covered paper in the trash "A' do net kno who pays to read thes shet. They must be financed weth stolen tax payer's minas." hed proceed to light the trash on fire "no beardling should be dooped in reading thes shet."

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